Knoxville's Joker
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Given everything I think everyone could use a good Laugh. As time has progressed I have been putting together a series of redneck skits and parody tracks. I have posted them all in that's just silly. For your convenience I have listed them here with a brief synopsis:
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The mando hillbillies
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Preddy Claws
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Freddy Claws
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Rudolph the redneck plumber
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Soda Rhapsody
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Rad Wasteland
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Sonny Got run over by a driver
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Rednecks in Space
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Redneck Trolls - unfinished, but what is there is interesting
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Trekken Rednecks
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Redneck Ghostbusters
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Rednecks at Jurassic World
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Funny Shipping company
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Rednecks on Mars
The Mando Hillbillies
To the tune of the Beverly hillbillies: Come and listen to my story about man named fett A poor mandalorian, barely kept his coven fed And then one day he was shooting at some dude And up through the ground come a bubbling chrome Fuel that is, liquid gold, imperial tea Well the first thing you...
Preddy Clause
This one kind of just occurred to me after writing the last one to the tune of santa clause is coming to town: You better not hide You better not run You better not shoot I'm telling you why Preddy Claws is chasing you now He's got a list now He's shredding it twice He doesn't care who's...
Freddy Claws is in your dreams now
Parody of Santa Clause is coming to town: You better not sleep You better not whine You better not scream I'm telling you why Freddy Claws is in your dreams now He's got a list now He's shredding it twice He doesn't care who's naughty or nice Freddy Claws are in your dreams now He visits when...
Rudolph the red-neck plumber
Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer parody: Rudolph the red-neck plumber original artist: Gene Autry redone lyrics by knoxvilles_joker You know Mario and Luigi and Ozzy and Thomas Sir John and Joe and Michael and John But do you recall the most famou plumber of all? rudolph the red-neck plumber He...
Redo: Bohemian Rhapsody to Soda Rhapsody
"Bohemian Rhapsody"---"Soda Rhapsody" Is this Seltzer Water? Is this a Fanta Sea? Barqing and a fizzing All bubbling for you. Open the hatches Down it goes, oh its good I need to go, I can not wait Coke or Pepsi do I choose How much can I hold Oh the prices, which brands do i choose? I just...
Redo on Winter Wonderland: Rad Wasteland (fallout theme)
Rad wasteland to the tune of winter wonderland: Ghouls out to get me, its so bad in the wasteland, lifes so cruel such a terrble sight happy for the bullets livin' post apocalyptic world gone are now all the luxeries home to roost, the four horse men dying all along, fighting as we survivin'...
Redo on Grandma got Run over by a reindeer: Sonny got run over by a driver
Sonny got run over by a driver Protesting in a road last night You Can't say there's no safety on a road But I believe you shouldn't be in a road He'd been looting and hollering Begging for more rights to be But he forgot his medication And he staggered out the door out into the road Then we...
Rednecks in space
Announcer: with all the expansion of space exploration we are going to have one eventuality: the need for intuitive and ingenious rednecks in space. Here are some stories of what might happen. Astronaut: Houston, its dark up here. Wait a minute break 10. Astronaut: Jimbo broke into the...
Redneck Trollz
Redneck Trollz Poppy and Branch finally hookup and are king and queen. But what are they with out a prince and princess to make the day annoyingly funny? Harrier was the first child and she is a high flying furball of furrious fun. Instead of having helicoptor parents her hair makes her fly...
Trekken Rednecks
Redneck Trekkies We have gone where no one has gone before. But that still does not mean there will not be the intuitive and inventive redneck that makes science twist its top and reinvents a whole new story. This is a collection of some of those antics. Billy Joe Bob: Hey Jeb did that Riker...
Redneck ghostbusters
Redneck Ghostbusters Egon: I want to introduce you to a couple of colleagues I met at a local science far down south in the bible belt. BillyJoeBob and Jeb. BillyJoeBob: you can just call me BJ. Jeb: jeb’s my name and that’s no fib. Egon: I was visiting a science fear hosted by NASA and...
Rednecks at Jurassic World
Renecks at Jurassic World: Jethro: Hey, billybob Do you think I can hit that Velocity rap thing with this here syringe riful? Billybob: I don’t know Jeth. Last time you used a co2 gun you ended up killing the elephant by shooting the syringe in the eye penetrating the brain. Jethro: but I...
Funny Shipping Company
I heard about a shipping company that was finding new creative uses for retired pallets. Yeah they figured out how to compress the wood that it was better than kevlar and their security was armored. Everyone kept calling them palletins. Well they did say it was a crate place to work. It...
Rednecks on Mars
This is a draft of a script for a short I will be using on local community television. I will be adding to it over time. Rednecks on Mars Now that we had time to acclimate our rednecks on the ISS, we have now added some crew to our mission on mars where we now have feet on the ground. Here is...
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