Rudolph the red-neck plumber

Knoxville's Joker

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Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer parody: Rudolph the red-neck plumber
original artist: Gene Autry
redone lyrics by knoxvilles_joker
You know Mario and Luigi and Ozzy and Thomas
Sir John and Joe and Michael and John
But do you recall
the most famou plumber of all?
rudolph the red-neck plumber
He had a very shiny crack
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows
All of the other plumbers
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor rudolph
Join in any plumbing games
Then one foggy christmas eve
the boss came to say
Rudolph with your crack so bright
won't you guide my convoy tonight?
then how the plumbers loved him
as they should out with glee
rudolph the red-neck plumber
you'll go down in history
rudolph the red-neck plumber
had a very shiny crack
and if you ever saw it
you wold even say it glows
All of the other plumbers
used to laugh and call him names
hey never let poor rudolph
Join in any plumbing games
Then one foggy christmas eve
the boss came to say
Rudolph with your crack so bright
won't you guide my convoy tonight?
then how the plumbers loved him
as they should out with glee
rudolph the red-neck plumber
you'll go down in history

 
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