Redo on Grandma got Run over by a reindeer: Sonny got run over by a driver

[Knoxville's Joker]

Sonny got run over by a driver
Protesting in a road last night
You Can't say there's no safety on a road
But I believe you shouldn't be in a road
He'd been looting and hollering
Begging for more rights to be
But he forgot his medication
And he staggered out the door out into the road
Then we found him Monday morning
At the scene of the carnage
He had treadmarks on his forehead
And incriminating bullet marks on his back
Sonny got run over by a driver
Protesting in a road last night
You Can't say there's no safety on a road
But I believe you shouldn't be in a road
Now we are so proud of mama
She looked this down like a deer
in the headlights watchin' it come down
Drinking schnapps and playing fortnight with buddy floyd
It's not a protest if......
Sonny got run over by a driver
Protesting in a road last night
You Can't say there's no safety on a road
But I believe you shouldn't be in a road
Now the cat's out of the bag
And the mess made of ole sonny
out on display for all to see
It matches the schooling everyone had at college
I've warned all my friends and neighboors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never allow a riot
On a road much driven with people
And play russian roulette
Sonny got run over by a driver
Protesting in a road last night
You Can't say there's no safety on a road
But I believe you shouldn't be in a road
Singing MAMA
Sonny got run over by a driver
Protesting in a road last night
You Can't say there's no safety on a road
But I believe you shouldn't be in a road
Stay really safe

 

[Knoxville's Joker]

I do not know why these crazy ideas pop into my head. I just know I get unrest until I pen them down. Please take this as the parody as it is meant to be in these crazy and insane times.