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A man driving by an insane asylum has a tire fall off his car that was just put on at a local garage. He looks around and can’t find any of his lug nuts and doesn’t know what to do. One of the patients walks to the fence and says” Just jack it up take 1 lug off your other 3 tires and that will...

[A short, fanciful story. I once asked a college class whether any of the students there had ever been interested in magic. One young woman raised her hand, somewhat timidly. I reassured her that there was no need to be embarrassed about it, for magic, if it really worked, would be a low-effort...

This is more for a smile than anything. The local farm store, the folks have gotten to know me as one of the ammo seekers. Well, I was talking to one of the regular workers and I mention how the guns have been flying off the shelf, even longer back than this, but particularly since Christmas...

Not that political but funny, at least I thought so. - OGM Boomer Triggers Gen-Z Snowflakes Boomer Triggers Gen-Z Snowflakes Oct 31, 2019 Dry Bar Comedy Nothing triggers a Gen-Z snowflakes like a boomer with a lot to say, and trust us, Brad Upton has a lot to say! Give us an "Okay Boomer" in...

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2019/08/the-week-in-pictures-annexation-division.php POSTED ON AUGUST 24, 2019 BY STEVEN HAYWARD IN THE WEEK IN PICTURES THE WEEK IN PICTURES: ANNEXATION EDITION "So the annexation of Greenland has hit a snag. That’s okay. We can go back to having western...

Silly, but fun, and perhaps a bit instructive. (What about, you tell everyone.)

Hillary had sex with Putin while in Russia. This was told to me by the woman who cut my hair, Natasha. I had stopped at a new beauty salon. She said her cousin traveled to Russia and while in a restaurant she overheard a conversation at a nearby table. The people speaking at the nearby...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYeHp1ukAlQ Merkel sings the Brexit song. (actually Tracey Ullman) She sings, I roar with laughter!

http://web.archive.org/web/20050320085638/http://www.spacefem.com/militantfeminist/ 20 short, easy multiple-choice questions, with automated scoring at the end. I put in what my ideal woman would choose, and she got a negative score. :popcorn1: (Mods, whenever this thread bores you, no...

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4b39h1/serious_how_to_protect_your_trump_signs_from/#bottom-comments How to protect your TRUMP signs from vandalism Several of the best ones: ======================================...

After enjoying re-reading the best flame ever http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb/showthread.php?22363-%29-Best-flame-ever-%29 I wanted to share a couple other humorous items that still bring a smile to me. ============== http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbyol3.htm ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE...

A book I was looking for.. So, I was walking through the mall, and went into a Muslim Bookshop. The Clerk asked if he could help me, so I asked for a copy of the U.S. Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims...

I'm posting this because with all the news over-load sometimes you need a break; this is a REAL Newspaper headline from a rural weekly paper in County Mayo. Our friend that took the photo is wondering if he and all his red blooded male friends should now relocate there...the headline sort of...

Did you hear that Al Sharpton is going in on a joint product offering with Nike? They are going to start out with the release of a couple of new products The first one is a fireproof shoe and they are going to call it the Ferguson. The second one is a pair of shoes with glass in the front to...

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I called my daughter over and I told her I'm getting tired of all the sob stories at the conventions and at the Olympics, people saying they were poor and overcame difficulties. My sister and I said to her, when we went to school there were people who had buck teeth, hair lip, crossed eyes...

Web searches on the internet can lead you to some very strange places... http://www.loonyparty.com/ 10/12/11 Economic Explaination regarding the Eurocrisis EVERYONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION AND READ: HOW THE GREEK & ITALIAN BAILOUT WILL WORK IN VERY SIMPLE TERMS: It is a slow day in a little...

People think the old lady is crazy until she pulls one over on them. Watch the funny video: http://www.spycameravideo.org/jfl-hidden-camera-pranks-gags-crazy-grandma-crazy-photos.html

Funny Hugh Laurie & Stephen Fry comedy sketch! 'Your name, sir?' - BBC You have to get past the comercial in front of the sketch. It reminds me of Monty Python. Hugh is having difficulty with a Police report. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNoS2BU6bbQ&feature=fvw

This is absolutely the best commercial For those that do not have broadband its about a guy buying a not so well received/appreciated gift for his wife for there anniversary and the ensuing results.

A couple of my favorites ;) we need a smile break. Future: News From The Year 2137 Guatemalan Flight's Data-Recording Parrot Holds Clues To Crash New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

Gigantic wind-spill reported. Environmental repercussions unknown. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLNkc_zx_J4

What women want in 2010: A husband who'll be the main breadwinner By Beth Hale Last updated at 10:09 AM on 18th February 2010 Young mothers are turning their backs on high-powered careers to raise their children, a study has found. Their mothers, or even grandmothers, lived through a time...

A good friend passed this email along to me. Took almost an hour to download on dialup but it is worth it. View this one before it mysteriously disappears... WARNING: TOO FUNNY. May cause seizures when viewed by Progressives. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5O9Imbpe6Q

Efficacy of a Theory-Based Abstinence-Only Intervention Over 24 Months A Randomized Controlled Trial With Young Adolescents ohn B. Jemmott III, PhD; Loretta S. Jemmott, PhD, RN; Geoffrey T. Fong, PhD Arch Pediatr Adolesc Med. 2010;164(2):152-159. Objective To evaluate the efficacy of an...

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/02/one-last-word.html If you are one of those people who think this person cannot become president of the United States, think again. Two lines stood out for me. The first is a sign that she believes and her followers believe that she...

Fox covering her upcoming speech live. Tune in! Andrew Breitbart is doing the intro right now, so it should be any moment.

Lent On the first day of their honeymoon, the young bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new husband had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied...

Looks like Dilbert is getting schooled on banks and guns. Maybe he'll turn into a prepper! http://www.dilbert.com/

How to Cook Thanksgiving Dinner You’ve got less than two days to prepare Thanksgiving dinner. Is the menu set? Do you have a cooking timetable ready? Uh oh. What is it about Thanksgiving that brings out the crazy in everyone? When you distill the holiday to its essence, it’s just another...

This seems more like "Humor" than "Pol" but there's no Prefix for that so here goes: http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/11/palin-punkd-by.html http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/us_elections_2008/7704673.stm