dstraito
TB Fanatic
Lent
On the first day of their honeymoon, the young bride slipped into a sexy
but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only
to find that her new husband had settled down on the couch. When she
asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he
replied, "Because it's Lent." Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that
is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Who did you lend it to,
and for how long?
On the first day of their honeymoon, the young bride slipped into a sexy
but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only
to find that her new husband had settled down on the couch. When she
asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he
replied, "Because it's Lent." Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that
is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Who did you lend it to,
and for how long?