Worked in enrollment at a tech school many years ago. Real names:
Hai Ho (pronounced Hi Ho). Every time he would come in, his advisor would start humming the Snow White song. Just slayed me back then.
The oriental chick that married an Italian: Phung Tortorelli
Cash Register, no middle name.
But the absolute best (and most horrifying) was one of the women who worked in another department. She was pregnant and they couldn't decide on what to name the baby. Her married surname was Dick. (You can already guess where this is going.) Couple of weeks after the baby waa born, she stopped by to show off the young 'un & tell us the name. Caressa Marie. My mouth fell open.
Honey...you can NOT name that baby that.
Why not? It's so PRETTY!
Yes. Very pretty. Now take out the middle name & say only the first & last name together.
Needless to say, she was horrified. They had to officially change that poor child's name since the birth certificate was already done. Honest-to-goodness true story.