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thompson

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MinnesotaSmith said:
You think you had a bad day...

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBullWins/comments/f4ra90 View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBullWins/comments/f4ra90/bull_makes_dumb_woman_in_a_dress_flyandbounce/
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Ouch!! BTDT a time or two, although with a cow, not a bull. (Doesn't make much difference... if 1200#+ of bovine is pissed off at you, it hurts!)

Amazingly, I walked away from all three serious incidents, although it took 8 stitches to close the gore wound on my thigh... missed the femoral artery by less than 1/2", and if she'd hit it, I wouldn't be here to write this.

The cow who tossed me 10 feet into a thorn bush came after me and landed on top of my back with both front hooves and her head. I have no idea how I walked away from that one... had some nasty bruises and scrapes on my ribs, and one elbow blew up to about the size of a softball, but was only bruised.

Anyone who thinks it's fun to play with bulls is not pkaying with a full deck!

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MinnesotaSmith

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summerthyme said:
Ouch!! BTDT a time or two, although with a cow, not a bull. (Doesn't make much difference... if 1200#+ of bovine is pissed off at you, it hurts!)

Amazingly, I walked away from all three serious incidents, although it took 8 stitches to close the gore wound on my thigh... missed the femoral artery by less than 1/2", and if she'd hit it, I wouldn't be here to write this.

The cow who tossed me 10 feet into a thorn bush came after me and landed on top of my back with both front hooves and her head. I have no idea how I walked away from that one... had some nasty bruises and scrapes on my ribs, and one elbow blew up to about the size of a softball, but was only bruised.

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Sounds like when anyone goes to milk a cow, or do ANYTHING near them, they'd do VERY well to have attached to their body (and instantly removable for use if needed, e.g., effectively in some kind of holster) an Aluminum baseball bat for instant attitude adjustment. Given the chance, if a bovine was trying to kill me (that I didn't want dead, else a .44 magnum pistol would be my preference), resorting to something like that would seem a really easy sell.
 
Blacknarwhal

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So the other day, the preacher stopped by the house. Yes, ours makes house calls.
And he says to me, he says, Blacknarwhal, it's high time you started thinking about the hereafter.
And I say, you're a little late. I'm always thinking about the hereafter. Any time I walk into a room, the first thing I think is

WHAT DID I COME IN HERE AFTER?
 
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