Problem isn't just going to be here on TB tomorrow if Kerry is elected. It will be a serious problem for every human being alive on the planet. 1984 will have gotten postponed until 2004.
Hope you've got several years of preps topped off because taxes are gonna skyrocket. Post-Kerry election tax return:
A) How much money did you make last year: $____
B) Taxes - Pay amount in line A
The US flag will be replaced with the UN Flag and the US Constitution will be replaced with the UN Charter (amended of course to ensure the total subservience of American citizens). Those of you living in big cities ... I wish you well ... what little time you will have left. You're the designated crop for the first batches of Soylent Green. (See below.)
Osama will probably get designated the new US Att'y General. The CIA will be replaced with Al Queda and the FBI will be replaced with a coalition of Hizbollah and Hamas
All crimes will be declared death penalty cases with law enforcement authorized to impose and carry out sentence upon arrival at scene. BTW - did I mention that all law enforcement duties in the US will be assumed by the reorganized FBI? Cities with crime rates deemed 'excessive' will be liquidated. (See paragragh on Soylent Green above.)
All food, medicines, housing and construction materials, energy supplies, etc will be Nationalized and shipped overseas to 'needy countries.' These will be replaced with government-issued rations. Food supply in US will be Soylent Green, medicine will be strictly limited to band-aids and aspirin, new housing will be limited to those built from recycled materials scavenged from dump sites, landfills, etc (of course, numerous homes will be available - their owners or prior tenants having mysteriously disappeared in the middle of the night), energy will be limited to direct access sunlight (all wood, organic & petroleum compounds, etc have been nationalized and anyone caught in possession will be charged by the FBI with felony theft of government property - see prior paragragh for details).
Medicine will be nationalized and services provided on a first-come, first served basis ... expect a 6 to 9 month waiting list so be sure to sign up early. Ohh, and emergency rooms will be eliminated as unnecessary waste of materials, supplies, and other materials ... they are needed overseas.
Then again, I'm not really happy with Bush either - he did not bother to have Kerry charged under the UCMJ with High Treason in a combat zone (there is no statute of limitations for that). Statute of limitations on charges of derelection of duty, falsification of combat reports, and conduct unbecoming an officer have probably expired. <sigh - oh well> As a combat vet - that issue really steams me!H-E-double hockey stick - as far as I'm concerned, Ronald Reagan was a bleeding heart liberal.
The contents above this line is only partially tongue-in-cheek. Note that "tongue-in-cheek provisions" do not apply to the first or last paragraph above or this paragraph. Author is not responsible for gripes, complaints, whining or other words, sounds, motions or other signs of distress by any reader, now or at any time hereafter, should they cast a ballot to elect John Kerry as President. Readers so doing shall accept with humble pie their role in knowingly and willingly causing their own distress and shall accept and submit themselves to their fates without hesitation or complaint in full and total submission to the whims of the forces that they themselves unleashed.
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