Olde Tyme Campaign Speech


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There are several Versions of This Speech Around.

Honestly, it's Bogus.....

But it's Phunny as Hell:

"My Opponent is Known all over this State as a shameless Extrovert.

Not only that, but this man is reliably reported to practice Nepotism with his sister-in-law.

He has a brother who is a known to be a Homo Sapiens.

He has a sister who is a confirmed Thespian.

His mother is a Proud , Opinionated and Outspoken Sexagenarian.

Worst of all, it is an established fact that before his marriage my opponent habitually practiced Celibacy.

So I say to you, if you want Perversion, Corruption and Incompetence in your Elected Officials,

Honesty compels me to affirm that my Opponent is the Very Antithesis of these Things."

.....RVM45 :cool::sht::cool: