There are several Versions of This Speech Around.
Honestly, it's Bogus.....
But it's Phunny as Hell:
"My Opponent is Known all over this State as a shameless Extrovert.
Not only that, but this man is reliably reported to practice Nepotism with his sister-in-law.
He has a brother who is a known to be a Homo Sapiens.
He has a sister who is a confirmed Thespian.
His mother is a Proud , Opinionated and Outspoken Sexagenarian.
Worst of all, it is an established fact that before his marriage my opponent habitually practiced Celibacy.
So I say to you, if you want Perversion, Corruption and Incompetence in your Elected Officials,
Honesty compels me to affirm that my Opponent is the Very Antithesis of these Things."
.....RVM45
Honestly, it's Bogus.....
But it's Phunny as Hell:
"My Opponent is Known all over this State as a shameless Extrovert.
Not only that, but this man is reliably reported to practice Nepotism with his sister-in-law.
He has a brother who is a known to be a Homo Sapiens.
He has a sister who is a confirmed Thespian.
His mother is a Proud , Opinionated and Outspoken Sexagenarian.
Worst of all, it is an established fact that before his marriage my opponent habitually practiced Celibacy.
So I say to you, if you want Perversion, Corruption and Incompetence in your Elected Officials,
Honesty compels me to affirm that my Opponent is the Very Antithesis of these Things."
.....RVM45