You might just struggle with the following.
A little bit of humour to help you through the week
You know you are a true Scot if...........
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,
Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried pizza frae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in yin day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yerblootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure
class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him,
in
yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye ken used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the
Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the yin shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;
how's it hingin
clatty
boggin
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
wee beasties
erse bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Ba'-heid
baw bag
dubble nugget
Up yer Hoop!
And finally......
A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butcher shop, where the butcher has
just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with
his erse aimed at an electric fire.
The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer
Ayrshire bacon?".
"Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin".
16. Is spot on.
This may help
http://www.scots-online.org/
A little bit of humour to help you through the week
You know you are a true Scot if...........
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,
Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried pizza frae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in yin day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yerblootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure
class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him,
in
yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye ken used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the
Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the yin shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;
how's it hingin
clatty
boggin
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
wee beasties
erse bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Ba'-heid
baw bag
dubble nugget
Up yer Hoop!
And finally......
A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butcher shop, where the butcher has
just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with
his erse aimed at an electric fire.
The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer
Ayrshire bacon?".
"Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin".
16. Is spot on.
This may help
http://www.scots-online.org/