CHAT What causes staff rants?

EMICT

EMICT

Veteran Member
... and the problem will still remain as there are a bunch of folks that are reading this thread saying 'who Me?, couldn't be' cause if they ain't smart enough to pick up the clue phone within the thread they originated, they can't even hear the clue phone ringing this far away from their OP's.

Then you have pot stirrers like me added to the mix just waiting for the seizure activity, making internal bets on how long it will take. :whistle:
 
Millwright

Millwright

Knuckle Dragger
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Why this thread?

The other day, @Skyraider caught a stray round and was just an innocent bystander.

It happens.


That said, there are a few people who elicit an instant response when one of their posts shows up....

WTF am I about to read?


And then there's Tammy.

When I see a Tammy post, the instant reaction is to start touching myself.

Yeahhhhh.

I just can't help it.

The habit is to start rubbing my temples for the mind crushing headache that is about to commence.

:D
 
EMICT

EMICT

Veteran Member
Millwright said:
Why this thread?

The other day, @Skyraider caught a stray round and was just an innocent bystander.

It happens.


That said, there are a few people who elicit an instant response when one of their posts shows up....

WTF am I about to read?


And then there's Tammy.

When I see a Tammy post, the instant reaction is to start touching myself.

Yeahhhhh.

I just can't help it.

The habit is to start rubbing my temples for the mind crushing headache that is about to commence.

:D
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Sometimes you just feel like Andy, huh?

View: https://youtu.be/TiBcwolNZME
 
Walrus Whisperer

Walrus Whisperer

Hope in chains...
Kathy in FL said:
Sounds like you’ve been talking to some of our tenants.

Hello?

Yes, my front porch light is out.

Is it the light or the bulb.

I don’t know.

Try changing the bulb and then let us know.

What kind of bulb.

A. Light. Bulb.

Fine, but I’m taking it out of my rent.

If we have to make a maintenance visit and it is because you didn’t change the light bulb we’ll be charging you.

Fine. I’ll try that.

[Next day.]

I told you my porch light is broken.

You tried changing the bulb?

Yes. It isn’t the bulb.

Okay, when will someone be home?

I’m home right now.

Tomorrow. There are work orders ahead of yours.

Fine. But when you send the maintenance guy out make sure he comes with the van. I need some help with my car.

Your lease does not include maintenance on your vehicle, only on the rental unit.

Well my car rolled into the front door and now I can’t get it to move and can’t use my front door. My front door is part of my rental unit.

Excuse me? Did you say you hit your rental unit with your car?

Isn’t that what I just said? That’s probably why the front porch light won’t work.

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And the above is an actual conversation I had a couple of months ago. Someone pass the [insert cocktail of your choice]. People are idiots.
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Oh. My. God. :lkick:
 
E

etdeb

Veteran Member
accountant said:
Perhaps you need to add some lavender essential oil to the diffuser on your desk and if it has THC in it all the better.

Who knows, the conversations just might start making sense.
Either that or you just won't give a damn.

A.
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Aerosal Prozac
 
Border Guns

Border Guns

Veteran Member
What about the Olives . So good with mayo on a egg sandwich......yum yum.

( Don't anyone tell Sat) I like the green ones ,too, with garlic inside.
 
Border Guns

Border Guns

Veteran Member
I must be getting bored out her in the desert to think of olives way out here.

Only have a box of wine left to drink. The end must be near. Oh, I meant soon.
 
Cardinal

Cardinal

Chickministrator
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helen said:
Is there a recipe for spicy barbecue flavored mayo?
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BBQ Mayo​

May 12, 2020 (Last Updated: June 11, 2022) by Chris Collins
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If you love BBQ Sauce and Mayonnaise you’re going to fall in love with this homemade Mayocue. Plus, it couldn’t be easier to make!
teaspoon dunked into white pot of bbq mayo

Mayocue​

Yes, this is a real thing, this is actually happening. Put simply – Mayocue is essentially a combination of mayonnaise and BBQ sauce. BUT, like most recipes on this blog, I like to spruce things up a little (i.e take things too far). For the best dang BBQ mayo you’ll ever taste here’s what you’ll need:

  • Mayo
  • BBQ Sauce
  • Apple Cider Vinegar
  • Worcestershire Sauce
  • Smoked Paprika
  • Onion & Garlic Powder
In it’s most simple form, you can just use BBQ sauce and mayo, but I highly recommend adding in the extra goodies for the ultimate flavour.
teaspoon dipping into small white bowl of sauce

BBQ Mayo​

Depending on how ‘barbequey’ you like you BBQ mayo, you might want to adjust, but I personally feel a 50/50 ratio works best.
Top Tip – Use a good quality BBQ sauce and one with a ‘neutral’ flavour i.e not smoky, spicy etc.

How do you store BBQ Mayo?​

I usually make this in advance (helps the flavours develop) and keep tightly covered in the fridge until needed. Keeps well for up to 3 days (longer at your discretion).
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BBQ Mayo Recipe (Mayocue) | Don't Go Bacon My Heart

If you love BBQ Sauce and Mayonnaise you're going to fall in love with this homemade Mayocue. Plus, it couldn't be easier to make!
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Cag3db1rd

Cag3db1rd

Paranoid Pagan
Groucho said:
I heard something similar, but it was Miracle Whip. WTH, they're the same, right?

(ducking and running)
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No. No, they are not.
EMICT said:
Sometimes you just feel like Andy, huh?

View: https://youtu.be/TiBcwolNZME
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I just sent that to my mom. Her name is Judy.
helen said:
Is there a recipe for spicy barbecue flavored mayo?
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Mix mayo and bbq to taste. If you get more fancy than that, you're one of those Zoomer Snowflake Foodies.

(Runs)
 
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