FOOD What Are The Most Horrifying Food Products You Have Eaten, Seen, or Encountered?

Red Baron

Paleo-Conservative
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These guys are pros. Do not try this at home.

It builds to a hilarious climax.

Warning - Strong Language and Copious Vomiting.

RT - 20:19

Wreckless Eating - Surströmming

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlbT3NZRjtc


The main show is here once again! This time A3K is back along with Matt Zion & Chris Wreckless to try out 4 more weird foods plus a twist! Today we try Tomato Clam Juice, Vegemite Cheesybite, Quail Eggs, & Surströmming!
 

Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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I was at a fancy party and they had cavier on the food table. Thinking I was all that and more, i sashayed up and filled my plate like I did it every.day. Put that shit in my mouth and near about died. First and only time I have spit food into a cloth napkin. Good lesson... putting on airs is a waste!
Obviously you don’t know how to eat caviar. A nice Russian black bread with real butter, then a modest layer of GOOD caviar on top. You have to like salty food though, as caviar is very salty.
 

AlaskaSue

North to the Future
Not sure if I have a disgusting 'food product' that I've had to endure - anything edible has been okay by me esp considering my childhood. BUT: I did have an experience no one should have back summer 1973 while canoeing the Swanson River trails on the Kenai. Too many days, too hot out, and nowhere enough drinking water. So, yep, I scooped up a big canteen-ful of river water - spawned-out salmon and beaver-fever or not and drank it right down. When your body has to drink, it has to drink. (Bear in mind I was a kid and in no way able to suggest we stop and make some potable water.)

However I did ask God's blessing and remembered Mark 16:18. I was not testing God; I just absolutely needed water. And He did bless me; I never had a moment's illness from that day. And yep, I did learn a few valuable lessons that have never been forgotten.
 

vessie

Has No Life - Lives on TB
Not sure if I have a disgusting 'food product' that I've had to endure - anything edible has been okay by me esp considering my childhood. BUT: I did have an experience no one should have back summer 1973 while canoeing the Swanson River trails on the Kenai. Too many days, too hot out, and nowhere enough drinking water. So, yep, I scooped up a big canteen-ful of river water - spawned-out salmon and beaver-fever or not and drank it right down. When your body has to drink, it has to drink. (Bear in mind I was a kid and in no way able to suggest we stop and make some potable water.)

However I did ask God's blessing and remembered Mark 16:18. I was not testing God; I just absolutely needed water. And He did bless me; I never had a moment's illness from that day. And yep, I did learn a few valuable lessons that have never been forgotten.

Ooooh... Beaver Fever.

God Was looking out for you and you are surely blessed for not getting That! Phew! V
 

packyderms_wife

Neither here nor there.
So I bite into it, pull half of it away and look at the half that I'm still holding in my hand and what did I see?

I saw a whole dead white and black striped caterpillar waste deep into the artichoke with it's mouth open wide and forever frozen in a silent scream.

Yeah, I would have been forever traumatized as well.
 

Fairwillows

Where I am supposed to be.
Cow tongue :kk2:
I'm with you....I had to live with my Dad and Stepmother for a month, when I was in my 20's. My stepmom DID NOT like me staying there....yup, one night at dinner she laid this HUGE beef tongue on the table...I'd never seen one, much less eaten one...I only took a thin slice,, to be polite to my dad....that one thin slice lasted for 30 minutes. I swear, the more I chewed it, the bigger it got....thank God I was able to maintain my gag reflex....I hope I never have to eat that again!!!!
 

Marthanoir

TB Fanatic

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Anrol5

Inactive
How can one not like suet sponge with raisins in(Spotted Dick)? Covered in custard - Heaven

And compared to cheap hot dogs - Faggots are delicious. OK they are definitely not gourmet food, but they they are tasty.

As to the most revolting thing, I have not eaten. Soon after I was married I decided to cook a gourmet meal. Braised kidneys in Lemon cream sauce. I followed the recipe - First boil they kidneys to death. Now I know to lightly fry kidneys. Then the recipe said, " Heat the cream and add the lemon juice" - Instant curdle. We has omelette for tea that night! And could we get the smell out of the house!!!
That meal was so bad we still talk about it, decades later.
 

Marthanoir

TB Fanatic
How can one not like suet sponge with raisins in(Spotted Dick)? Covered in custard - Heaven

And compared to cheap hot dogs - Faggots are delicious. OK they are definitely not gourmet food, but they they are tasty.

The only thing better than tinned spotted dick with custard is tinned treacle pudding with custard :D

Oh and Jamaican ginger cake warm with custard too.


Best way to serve faggots is on a batch with mushy peas and proper homemade chips.
 

Redleg

Veteran Member
Not sure what it is called but I've skinned, I think sheep or lamb head in the local store. How can anyone eat that while looking at you? :kk2:

Chicken feet is another. When we went to visit the in laws in So. America they cooked up some chickens and would fight over the feet.
 

oops

Veteran Member
My great grandma's head cheese...loved it...right up til dad decided he needed to learn how she made it due to her age...he walked back in after they got done....told mom...NEVER again....he was doing it his way...LOL...dad was not squamish but his way tasted pretty much the same w/o whatever it was he objected to...so either great grans head cheese or her fried squirrel brains...my kids loved them but I wasn't about to eat that sammich...lol
 

PghPanther

Has No Life - Lives on TB
Those orange circus peanut hard marsh mellow like candy..................and if you leave the bag open for more than an hour they get hard enough to drive nails through concrete.

Also a food from the depression era...............bread pudding................ugh!!!.................soggy bread in milk and other stuff...............instant barf for me......
 

cyberiot

Rimtas žmogus
Whole frozen pigs' heads at HEB. First time I saw them 15+ years ago I was shocked....I'm kinda used to it now. :-)

My university town has a robust Asian community. A nearby international grocery sells fresh pork bungs, uteruses, and all other manner of parts and pieces.
 

greysage

On The Level
Cow tongue :kk2:

Yes. A neighborhood kid took me to his grandfathers up the street. Gave me part of one to try. Spit it out on the second chew. Nasty. Never ever again. That was 40 years ago.

As an adult. Worked in bakery factories for many years.
Worst thing ever experienced in production. PEACH EMULSION. We'd put only an ounce (approximate, it was very little maybe less) into 60 pounds of frozen peaches, corn starch, and sugar. I'd gag as soon as one of us opened the lid.
Hated making peach pies. Customers loved the dang things though.

:kk2::tg:
 

bw

Fringe Ranger
I scooped up a big canteen-ful of river water - spawned-out salmon and beaver-fever or not and drank it right down.

We drank lake water while canoeing in Minnesota. Dip in your paddle and drink it off the paddle. Many cabins pumped their drinking water out of the lakes. Tie your hose to a cinder block and drop it thirty feet out. Don't know if that's still routine/allowed.
 

straightstreet

Life is better in flip flops
I'm with you....I had to live with my Dad and Stepmother for a month, when I was in my 20's. My stepmom DID NOT like me staying there....yup, one night at dinner she laid this HUGE beef tongue on the table...I'd never seen one, much less eaten one...I only took a thin slice,, to be polite to my dad....that one thin slice lasted for 30 minutes. I swear, the more I chewed it, the bigger it got....thank God I was able to maintain my gag reflex....I hope I never have to eat that again!!!!
My mom made cow tongue one time when I was a kid. I was the kid that routinely stayed seated at the dinner table for not cleaning my plate. I had to sit a very long time over the cow tongue. I had to try one bite to get up. I put mustard on it - not regular mustard like I thought- but spicy and oh boy was I gagging. I got in trouble for gagging at the dinner table too :rolleyes:
 

Capt. Eddie

Veteran Member
Oh god, I forgot one.

SNAILS.

Went to lunch years ago with two bosses from India, and they just laughed and laughed at me as one dug one out and waved it in front of me.

Bigorneaux are actually quite tasty.


It lurks deep in Louisiana’s vast coastal marshes.

It hunts by day and it hunts by night, following the faintest scent trail to its prey. When it finds a victim, in this case a helpless oyster, it may take all day to subdue its prey. When it can’t get the job done by itself, it calls in others of its kind to overwhelm the creature.

It is relentless — and it’s a snail.

Called a conch (pronounced “conk”) by Croatian oystermen, a “bigorneaux” by Cajun oyster harvesters and an oyster drill by the rest of us, this humble creature is the fiercest oyster predator in Louisiana.

Scientists estimate that oyster drill infestations prevent oyster culture on half of all suitable bottoms in the northern Gulf of Mexico. Oyster reefs, besides providing delectable eating in the form of oysters, are prime fish habitat of interest to sports fishermen.

Its shell, not exactly a shell collector’s delight, is a nondescript tan mottled with brown, and is up to 4 inches long. The largest specimens in its whole U.S. range come from Louisiana.

Below 54º F water temperature, most of them will bury themselves in the mud. Even at perfect water temperatures and salinities, half of the population of drills will be buried at any one time.

The hunt and the kill

Cleaned oyster drill meat
Cleaned oyster drill meat has an attractive appearance, very similar to other snails prized for human consumption.
Oyster drills crawl easily on the softest of mud bottoms, but on hard surfaces can zoom along at the lightning speed of 10 feet an hour if they smell an oyster up-current. A drill’s muscular foot is divided into two halves, and the muscle on each side moves forward in alternating waves.

As it moves, it waves its snout-like siphon from side to side “smelling” the water for prey. Oyster drills are most noted, naturally enough considering their name, for drilling round holes through the shells of oysters, mussels or clams.

Drilling is a poor word because no rotary motion is involved in making the hole. Rather the snail’s snout holds what is called a radula, which looks very much like a J-shaped file or wood rasp.

The drill works this in a rolling, up and down motion to rasp its way into its victim’s shell. Once the shell is perforated, the snail uses the teeth on the radula to tear flesh loose, essentially eating the oyster from the inside out.

Apparently drills have other means of killing oysters. When scientists confined drills in cages with oysters, most were killed by the drill creating a very tiny, almost unnoticeable, slit-like hole on the edge of the shell. A significant number were also killed and eaten somehow with no damage to the shell.

A single drill can kill 1,000 to 3,000 oysters in its lifetime. Oyster drills often eat in groups, with as many as eight drills being found feeding on one oyster.

Oyster drills also eat mussels (probably their most preferred prey), clams, barnacles and even each other when they are hungry.

No fish eat drills, so they are useless as bait. But depending upon how adventurous one’s palate is, they are rated good to excellent as human food. They are best removed from the shell by boiling them a few minutes in salted water, ready to remove when their opercula begin to fall off their feet.

The flesh can then easily be pulled from the shell with a fork or a toothpick. The large sack of viscera can be easily pulled off the rear of the edible foot muscle and discarded.

Most people also remove the head by looking for the small antennae stubs at the base of the foot, then with their fingernail beneath the head, pulling it toward the tail.

Like all snails — escargot, abalone or true Caribbean conch, drills have relatively tough flesh that benefits from tenderizing or long cooking. In the 1950s a Louisiana company tried canning them commercially. The flavor was acceptable, but canning caused the meat to discolor and the project was abandoned.

Back in the day, before the modern oyster fishery existed, oystermen attempted to control drill numbers on their leases by attaching palmetto leaves to wooden poles. These were staked into the bottom on their reefs during the spawning season for drills.

Periodically, the oystermen pulled the leaves and destroyed the eggs and adult snails, minus the snails kept for personal consumption.
 

SouthernBreeze

Has No Life - Lives on TB
Speaking of cow tongues.....Cary and I were invited to a pot luck at one of our friend's home. There were several families there. All friends of ours. I walked into her kitchen to set down the dish that I brought. She had a big pot of thick soup on her stove simmering. It smelled so good, and from the smell, I could tell it had Mexican spices in it. They are Mexican, so I thought it would be good. I ask her what kind of soup it was. Cow Tongue Soup! Needless to say, Cary and I, both passed on a bowl of that! She has a great sense of humor, so she wasn't at all offended. I managed to keep my gag reflex in check as I watched others eating it.
 

waterdog

Senior Member
one of my special treats growing up was oyster stew made with canned oysters scalded milk,margarine, lots of black pepper. Daddy would make it about 6 times a year. After I married, .Baby would fix it for me at least once a month. One time she fixed me a big pot And over a couple of Days i had eaten all but one big serving. She put in my thermos for me to take to work. When I got to the bottom there was half of a large centipede. I puked it up but dry heaved till they sent me home. I knew where the other half went. I eat everything but now can't eat oyster stew without getting queasy.
 

waterdog

Senior Member
Bigorneaux are actually quite tasty.


It lurks deep in Louisiana’s vast coastal marshes.

It hunts by day and it hunts by night, following the faintest scent trail to its prey. When it finds a victim, in this case a helpless oyster, it may take all day to subdue its prey. When it can’t get the job done by itself, it calls in others of its kind to overwhelm the creature.

It is relentless — and it’s a snail.

Called a conch (pronounced “conk”) by Croatian oystermen, a “bigorneaux” by Cajun oyster harvesters and an oyster drill by the rest of us, this humble creature is the fiercest oyster predator in Louisiana.

Scientists estimate that oyster drill infestations prevent oyster culture on half of all suitable bottoms in the northern Gulf of Mexico. Oyster reefs, besides providing delectable eating in the form of oysters, are prime fish habitat of interest to sports fishermen.

Its shell, not exactly a shell collector’s delight, is a nondescript tan mottled with brown, and is up to 4 inches long. The largest specimens in its whole U.S. range come from Louisiana.

Below 54º F water temperature, most of them will bury themselves in the mud. Even at perfect water temperatures and salinities, half of the population of drills will be buried at any one time.

The hunt and the kill

Cleaned oyster drill meat
Cleaned oyster drill meat has an attractive appearance, very similar to other snails prized for human consumption.
Oyster drills crawl easily on the softest of mud bottoms, but on hard surfaces can zoom along at the lightning speed of 10 feet an hour if they smell an oyster up-current. A drill’s muscular foot is divided into two halves, and the muscle on each side moves forward in alternating waves.

As it moves, it waves its snout-like siphon from side to side “smelling” the water for prey. Oyster drills are most noted, naturally enough considering their name, for drilling round holes through the shells of oysters, mussels or clams.

Drilling is a poor word because no rotary motion is involved in making the hole. Rather the snail’s snout holds what is called a radula, which looks very much like a J-shaped file or wood rasp.

The drill works this in a rolling, up and down motion to rasp its way into its victim’s shell. Once the shell is perforated, the snail uses the teeth on the radula to tear flesh loose, essentially eating the oyster from the inside out.

Apparently drills have other means of killing oysters. When scientists confined drills in cages with oysters, most were killed by the drill creating a very tiny, almost unnoticeable, slit-like hole on the edge of the shell. A significant number were also killed and eaten somehow with no damage to the shell.

A single drill can kill 1,000 to 3,000 oysters in its lifetime. Oyster drills often eat in groups, with as many as eight drills being found feeding on one oyster.

Oyster drills also eat mussels (probably their most preferred prey), clams, barnacles and even each other when they are hungry.

No fish eat drills, so they are useless as bait. But depending upon how adventurous one’s palate is, they are rated good to excellent as human food. They are best removed from the shell by boiling them a few minutes in salted water, ready to remove when their opercula begin to fall off their feet.

The flesh can then easily be pulled from the shell with a fork or a toothpick. The large sack of viscera can be easily pulled off the rear of the edible foot muscle and discarded.

Most people also remove the head by looking for the small antennae stubs at the base of the foot, then with their fingernail beneath the head, pulling it toward the tail.

Like all snails — escargot, abalone or true Caribbean conch, drills have relatively tough flesh that benefits from tenderizing or long cooking. In the 1950s a Louisiana company tried canning them commercially. The flavor was acceptable, but canning caused the meat to discolor and the project was abandoned.

Back in the day, before the modern oyster fishery existed, oystermen attempted to control drill numbers on their leases by attaching palmetto leaves to wooden poles. These were staked into the bottom on their reefs during the spawning season for drills.

Periodically, the oystermen pulled the leaves and destroyed the eggs and adult snails, minus the snails kept for personal consumption.
Eddie did you ever try them?
 

Capt. Eddie

Veteran Member
Eddie did you ever try them?
Yeah, I've had them several times. The trick, I am told, is to boil them in very salty water and not to over cook them. I've had them where they were way too chewy, but they still tasted good. I had them once done in crab boil, which I didn't care for (and I love crab boil). If they're done right they're delicious dipped in garlic butter.
 

Capt. Eddie

Veteran Member
Yeah, I've had them several times. The trick, I am told, is to boil them in very salty water and not to over cook them. I've had them where they were way too chewy, but they still tasted good. I had them once done in crab boil, which I didn't care for (and I love crab boil). If they're done right they're delicious dipped in garlic butter.
Taste is very similar to little neck clams.
 

ShadowMan

Designated Grumpy Old Fart
Raw snails and slugs......survival training. Word to the wise....DON'T CHEW THEM!! Just swallow whole. Some how they expand and get hella bigger when you chew them. One of the guys in our class proved the instructors point when he started chewing on one and it seemed like he was spitting out foamy slug parts for ten minutes!! True story.

Balut (/bəˈluːt/ bə-LOOT, /ˈbɑːluːt/ BAH-loot; also spelled as balot) is a fertilized developing egg embryo that is boiled and eaten from the shell. It is commonly sold as street food in the Philippines and other parts of Southeast Asia.

No matter how drunk I got, (and I gave it my sailor's best effort) I could not get past the rotten egg smell of Balut.......NASTY!! NASTY!! NASTY!! So, I never did try it. Came close, but smelling it, is as close as I could get.

Monkey.......on a stick. Believe it or not. Once again, in the Philippines. Looked like BBQed little skinny babies. Kinda of warped when you think about it. Edible but not very tasty........I guess it depends on the sauce you use.

Dog, in South Korea. I know I should be ashamed. :bhd: Kind of stringy as I recall.

Python.....in the Philippines during survival training. Actually very much like Gator and Rattlesnake. Kind of bland and tasteless too. Needs a good sauce and lots of butter.

Weird Seafood. Went to a South Korean version of a Smorgasbord in Pohang. All sorts of weird stuff some I don't even want to know what it was. All of it was good, fish eyes, sea slugs, stuff in squid ink or what it octopus ink? No idea. Some times it's just better to not ask what it is.
 
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packyderms_wife

Neither here nor there.
Not sure what it is called but I've skinned, I think sheep or lamb head in the local store. How can anyone eat that while looking at you? :kk2:

Chicken feet is another. When we went to visit the in laws in So. America they cooked up some chickens and would fight over the feet.

The feet are excellent and are full of collagen!
 

packyderms_wife

Neither here nor there.
Those orange circus peanut hard marsh mellow like candy..................and if you leave the bag open for more than an hour they get hard enough to drive nails through concrete.

Also a food from the depression era...............bread pudding................ugh!!!.................soggy bread in milk and other stuff...............instant barf for me......

If you bake the bread pudding it won't be soggy, it should be moist like a quick bread or a cake not dry and not soggy.
 
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