Trump: Hold my beer....
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packyderms_wife
Neither here nor there.
these are both hilarious!imaginative
keep your eye on the ball
Ragnarok
On and On, South of Heaven
Great line... I used it once back in 1988.
Went with my buddy to the University of Wisconsin-Madison over Christmas break to go party. He was a student there and I was home on leave. It was about a 90 mile trip in driving snow... took over 2.5 hours to get there ). We get there and hit up a convenience store for some Old Style and then proceed to to the house he and his friends had rented out.
Upon arriving there he starts fumbling around in his pockets ( I was on my third Old Style and starting to not feel the effects of the weather ) and swearing up a storm... I'm say, "What's wrong?" And he tells me he forgot the keys to the house... Are you freaking kidding me??? Well, I sure wasn't for a 2.5 hour trip to go back and get them. I told him I could get us in if he wanted and he says, "sure".
I said, "I saw this on COPS once... Hold my beer..." I hand off my beer and kick in the front door ( demolishing the frame but gaining entrance ). We went in got cleaned up and proceeded to hit the strip for one of the most memorable nights I have ever had in my life.
He told his friends when they got back that someone had broken into the house and the landlord replaced the door.
Good times...
GOOD TIMES!!!
Went with my buddy to the University of Wisconsin-Madison over Christmas break to go party. He was a student there and I was home on leave. It was about a 90 mile trip in driving snow... took over 2.5 hours to get there ). We get there and hit up a convenience store for some Old Style and then proceed to to the house he and his friends had rented out.
Upon arriving there he starts fumbling around in his pockets ( I was on my third Old Style and starting to not feel the effects of the weather ) and swearing up a storm... I'm say, "What's wrong?" And he tells me he forgot the keys to the house... Are you freaking kidding me??? Well, I sure wasn't for a 2.5 hour trip to go back and get them. I told him I could get us in if he wanted and he says, "sure".
I said, "I saw this on COPS once... Hold my beer..." I hand off my beer and kick in the front door ( demolishing the frame but gaining entrance ). We went in got cleaned up and proceeded to hit the strip for one of the most memorable nights I have ever had in my life.
He told his friends when they got back that someone had broken into the house and the landlord replaced the door.
Good times...
GOOD TIMES!!!
John Oliver, host of Last Week Tonight, said this back in 2013 about Trump, who was at the time debating running for President:
"Do it! D-do it! Look at me, do it. I will personally write you a campaign check now on behalf of this country, which does not want you to be President, but which badly wants you to run!"
(Watch the clip!)
His "Last Week Tonight" episode from 13 Nov 2016 was 22 minutes of his lamenting and butthurt over how it went.
"Do it! D-do it! Look at me, do it. I will personally write you a campaign check now on behalf of this country, which does not want you to be President, but which badly wants you to run!"
(Watch the clip!)
His "Last Week Tonight" episode from 13 Nov 2016 was 22 minutes of his lamenting and butthurt over how it went.
Tristan
Has No Life - Lives on TB
John Oliver, host of Last Week Tonight, said this back in 2013 about Trump, who was at the time debating running for President:
"Do it! D-do it! Look at me, do it. I will personally write you a campaign check now on behalf of this country, which does not want you to be President, but which badly wants you to run!"
(Watch the clip!)
His "Last Week Tonight" episode from 13 Nov 2016 was 22 minutes of his lamenting and butthurt over how it went.
OO, thanks for pointing out another jerk I'll never have to watch again.
I swear to God that the pasted image of Hitlery in that pic looks exactly like Steve Buscemi.
Ragnarok
On and On, South of Heaven
I swear to God that the pasted image of Hitlery in that pic looks exactly like Steve Buscemi.
Great...
Another image in my mind that will take years to get out...
