[Liberals] Pack your sh*t II. Americans flock to Canada's immigration Web site

potemkin

Membership Revoked
Liberal p*ssies! Too chicken to stay and fight for what you believe in? WTF?

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http://www.reuters.co.uk/printerFriendlyPopup.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=616225

Americans flock to Canada's immigration Web site
Fri November 05, 2004 01:30 PM ET

By David Ljunggren
OTTAWA (Reuters) - The number of U.S. citizens visiting Canada's main immigration Web site has shot up six-fold as Americans flirt with the idea of abandoning their homeland after President George W. Bush's election win this week.

"When we looked at the first day after the election, November 3, our Web site hit a new high, almost double the previous record high," immigration ministry spokeswoman Maria Iadinardi said on Friday.

On an average day some 20,000 people in the United States log onto the Web site, www.cic.gc.ca -- a figure which rocketed to 115,016 on Wednesday. The number of U.S. visits settled down to 65,803 on Thursday, still well above the norm.

Bush's victory sparked speculation that disconsolate Democrats and others might decide to start a new life in Canada, a land that tilts more to the left than the United States.

Would-be immigrants to Canada can apply to become permanent resident, a process that often takes a year. The other main way to move north on a long-term basis is to find a job, which requires a work permit.

But please spare the sob stories.

Asked whether an applicant would be looked upon more sympathetically if they claimed to be a sad Democrat seeking to escape four more years of Bush, Iadinardi replied: "There would be no weight given to statements of feelings."

Canada is one of the few major nations with an large-scale immigration policy. Ottawa is seeking to attract between 220,000 and 240,000 newcomers next year.

"Let's face it, we have a population of a little over 32 million and we definitely need permanent residents to come to Canada," said Iadinardi. "If we could meet (the 2005) target and go above it, the more the merrier."

But right now it is too early to say whether the increased interest will result in more applications.

"There is no unusual activity occurring at our visa missions (in the United States). Having someone who intends to come to Canada is not the same as someone actually putting in an application," said Iadinardi.

"We'll only find out whether there has been an increase in applications in six months."

The waiting time to become a citizen is shorter for people married to Canadians, which prompted the birth of a satirical Web site called www.marryanamerican.ca.

The idea of increased immigration by unhappy Americans is triggering some amusement in Canada. Commentator Thane Burnett of the Ottawa Sun newspaper wrote a tongue-in-cheek guide to would-be new citizens on Friday.

"As Canadians, you'll have to learn to embrace and use all the products and culture of Americans, while bad-mouthing their way of life," he said.
 

notred

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There has been more funny...I MEAN FUNNY, s**t in the news in the last 72 hours. I road an hour to a meeting with a friend today and we howled the whole time telling each other what we had been hearing that the looney, whinney, suicidal left is putting out on the net, in print and on the airwaves. We laughed till we cried.

This just makes up so much. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!! I have got to lie down again...my sides hurt. Libs in a panic are hilarious! :lol:

Notred...wiping the HAAAAAHAAAA tears from my eyes SNICKER, SNICKER yet again, from deep in the heart of the red zone.
 

notred

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It just keeps coming! I have paid for less laughs! Secede...please!


"I don't feel like a member of society any more, I'm completely detached from the rest of the country," said Chris Jackson, 36, music director for the E! entertainment network in Los Angeles.

"If it wasn't for my new job and my girlfriend, I'd leave right now. I had made plans, even talked to a Canadian friend about possibly marrying to get citizenship. Can California, the rest of the west coast and New York secede?"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/11/06/wus106.xml

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Satanta

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