Groucho
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Are you sure you didn't mean, "10 to 1 by a noose?"
And are we really certain we want a guy named, "Barbeque" as president of that sh** hole?
Asking for a friend.
CRIME Haiti Is Collapsing: Interior Ministry Set on Fire, Presidential Palace Attacked - PM Henry Faces Mounting Internal and External Pressure To Resign
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And are we really certain we want a guy named, "Barbeque" as president of that sh** hole?
Asking for a friend.
Wildweasel
F-4 Phantoms Phorever
I see China's fingerprints all over that angle. Just another hurdle in their race to control the world's supply of rare earth elements.
night driver
ESFP adrift in INTJ sea
PART of the reason I brought the Eric Prince podcast episode over here is that he has had a LOT of experience dealing with governance, both effective and --ah-- some not so much.
And Blinken is heavy into the Not so much camp.
And Prince SHOULD be permitted to pick some strong man and BRING his police force to Haiti so they CAN have SOME development of piece (errrr peace) and Prosperity.
And Blinken is heavy into the Not so much camp.
And Prince SHOULD be permitted to pick some strong man and BRING his police force to Haiti so they CAN have SOME development of piece (errrr peace) and Prosperity.
Wildweasel
F-4 Phantoms Phorever
NBC can't go to twitter and see the video with BBQ and friends chowing down on that human leg that's being roasted?
Bubble Head
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Lesson learned: Never invite a Haitian named Barbeque to dinner. Your on the menu.
This is purely Satanic which is the history or Haiti.
This is purely Satanic which is the history or Haiti.
SmithJ
Veteran Member
I really have a hard time believing that any Haitian even knows what iridium is
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It all begs the question of "who" benefits?....
mzkitty
I give up.
Haitian Cannibal Gangs Pour Over US Border After Seeing How Fat Americans Are
WORLD·Mar 12, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
EL PASO, TX — After hearing about the size of the average American, Haitian cannibal gangs rushed the southern border near El Paso this week in a race to be first in line for the smorgasbord.
"Hey man, look at dat," Haitian cannibal and political leader Barbecue said. "Those are some chunky, chubby, rolly polly people coming at me. Hang on, let me grab my bib and steak knives. It's lunchtime!"
After reports surfaced of Haitian gang members cannibalizing their victims, coup leader Barbecue announced he would be taking his men across the U.S. border to find a more plentiful source of food. With a nearly 30 percent overall obesity rate among adults, experts believe the U.S. is poised to be a prime destination for those wishing to dine on human flesh.
"We've seen a sharp rise in adult BMI rates over the past few years," CDC Spokeswoman Sheila Jameson told reporters. "This would explain the sudden influx of Haitian cannibal gangs pouring over our southern border in search of better sources of food."
As of publishing time, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had condemned Republicans for referring to the cannibalistic Haitian warlords as "illegals", asserting that these men are only crossing the border to find a better, more sustainable way to feed their growing craving for human meat.
babylonbee.com
WORLD·Mar 12, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
EL PASO, TX — After hearing about the size of the average American, Haitian cannibal gangs rushed the southern border near El Paso this week in a race to be first in line for the smorgasbord.
"Hey man, look at dat," Haitian cannibal and political leader Barbecue said. "Those are some chunky, chubby, rolly polly people coming at me. Hang on, let me grab my bib and steak knives. It's lunchtime!"
After reports surfaced of Haitian gang members cannibalizing their victims, coup leader Barbecue announced he would be taking his men across the U.S. border to find a more plentiful source of food. With a nearly 30 percent overall obesity rate among adults, experts believe the U.S. is poised to be a prime destination for those wishing to dine on human flesh.
"We've seen a sharp rise in adult BMI rates over the past few years," CDC Spokeswoman Sheila Jameson told reporters. "This would explain the sudden influx of Haitian cannibal gangs pouring over our southern border in search of better sources of food."
As of publishing time, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had condemned Republicans for referring to the cannibalistic Haitian warlords as "illegals", asserting that these men are only crossing the border to find a better, more sustainable way to feed their growing craving for human meat.
Haitian Cannibal Gangs Pour Over US Border After Seeing How Fat Americans Are
EL PASO, TX — After hearing about the size of the average American, Haitian cannibal gangs rushed the southern border near El Paso this week in a race to be first in line for the smorgasbord.
babylonbee.com
They ARE EATING PEOPLE! How much further into chaos can they get?!
Summerthyme
Summerthyme
Marthanoir
TB Fanatic
“Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!”
blueinterceptor
Veteran Member
This is some sick shit. None of these people should be in charge.
“Barbecue” probably has a better rating if he uses Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce.
SmithJ
Veteran Member
He doesn’t stop with just Ray…
rob0126
Veteran Member
When that earthquake happened in Haiti, a radio station was playing hotel california.
Before the DJ bailed, he put it on repeat, so for a time, the song played over and over again.
Some of you know what hotel california stands for. Some say it was the judgement of God for all the evil that went/goes on there. You decide.
Before the DJ bailed, he put it on repeat, so for a time, the song played over and over again.
Some of you know what hotel california stands for. Some say it was the judgement of God for all the evil that went/goes on there. You decide.
StarryEyedLad
désespéré pour le ciel
No joke, there is a barbecue joint up the road from me called Tenderbones. Wonder if it's Haitian-inspired?
homecanner1
Veteran Member
Folks I know there are still decent people in Haiti just trying to survive intact. Same as Cuba. I am not entirely without some mercy. But I have had interaction. Sis inlaw was a Medical missionary to Haiti with a Peoria Catholic group twice. I lived just blocks from the Haitian American Community Assoc on Morse Ave in Rogers Park for over a decade. Their Immigrant Society.
There has been steady influx of Haitian kin to Rogers Park since last summer with the border surge. And alarming increase of missing cats and dogs too on my old RP facebook community group.
One of their stunts caught on cam is two men in the alley with a towel and look for small to medium size dogs alone in fenced in backyards. They summon the pet to see if its friendly, one engages the animal, the other throws the bath towel over it. Its hoisted up, tucked under arm and spirited away. They are not stealing them to keep as guard dogs or to sell on facebook marketplace. Its a variation on chicken stealing over a fence but adapted to what ever is available in urban enclaves. Clothes are being stolen from dryers in laundromats. Catalytic converter theft was rampant. Hearing Reddit complaints from the seniors in Lake Worth Florida that the tame white domestic ducks that lived on the water are all gone "stolen by the Haitians". No more taking toddler grandkids to feed the ducks bread.
Used to see a foil pan of rice left at the base of a tree outside an apt building and asked a lady walking her dog was it an offering of some kind? She wrinkled her nose and said they were fattening the local rat population up for catch & cook.
And this is before any mass migrant flotilla...
Their half of the island was stripped bare of fruit trees, deforested. Cannibalism was destigmatized thru Voodoo as rites due to periodic starvations. They still thank those demonic entities for assisting in liberating them 2 centuries ago.
It involved poisoning their French slaveowners. This has been posted here before but worth a re read.
www.harvardmagazine.com
Re: venom peptides in toxic potions
"....The powder, which Davis keeps in a small vial, looks like dry black dirt. It contains parts of toads, sea worms, lizards, tarantulas, and human bones. (To obtain the last ingredient, he and Pierre unearthed a child’s grave on a nocturnal trip to the cemetery.) The poison is rubbed into the victim’s skin. Within hours he begins to feel nauseated and has difficulty breathing...."
We are obviously in a time of rabid collective insanity now running our govt and the media, so my advice is avoidance as banks choking up will drive petty thievery thru the roof. Watch your pets, your poultry and livestock, your gardens and even clothes on the line drying if you dwell in suburbia. Biden Admin would bring up the inhabitants of hell if they promised to vote Dem.
There has been steady influx of Haitian kin to Rogers Park since last summer with the border surge. And alarming increase of missing cats and dogs too on my old RP facebook community group.
One of their stunts caught on cam is two men in the alley with a towel and look for small to medium size dogs alone in fenced in backyards. They summon the pet to see if its friendly, one engages the animal, the other throws the bath towel over it. Its hoisted up, tucked under arm and spirited away. They are not stealing them to keep as guard dogs or to sell on facebook marketplace. Its a variation on chicken stealing over a fence but adapted to what ever is available in urban enclaves. Clothes are being stolen from dryers in laundromats. Catalytic converter theft was rampant. Hearing Reddit complaints from the seniors in Lake Worth Florida that the tame white domestic ducks that lived on the water are all gone "stolen by the Haitians". No more taking toddler grandkids to feed the ducks bread.
Used to see a foil pan of rice left at the base of a tree outside an apt building and asked a lady walking her dog was it an offering of some kind? She wrinkled her nose and said they were fattening the local rat population up for catch & cook.
And this is before any mass migrant flotilla...
Their half of the island was stripped bare of fruit trees, deforested. Cannibalism was destigmatized thru Voodoo as rites due to periodic starvations. They still thank those demonic entities for assisting in liberating them 2 centuries ago.
It involved poisoning their French slaveowners. This has been posted here before but worth a re read.
The Secrets of Haiti’s Living Dead | Harvard Magazine
A Harvard botanist investigates mystic potions, voodoo rites, and the making of zombies.
www.harvardmagazine.com
Re: venom peptides in toxic potions
"....The powder, which Davis keeps in a small vial, looks like dry black dirt. It contains parts of toads, sea worms, lizards, tarantulas, and human bones. (To obtain the last ingredient, he and Pierre unearthed a child’s grave on a nocturnal trip to the cemetery.) The poison is rubbed into the victim’s skin. Within hours he begins to feel nauseated and has difficulty breathing...."
We are obviously in a time of rabid collective insanity now running our govt and the media, so my advice is avoidance as banks choking up will drive petty thievery thru the roof. Watch your pets, your poultry and livestock, your gardens and even clothes on the line drying if you dwell in suburbia. Biden Admin would bring up the inhabitants of hell if they promised to vote Dem.
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vector7
Dot Collector
That time when a CNN reporter thought it would be nice to interview cannibals and nearly ended up on the menu:
And ate human brains:
www.dailymail.co.uk
They should have sent @chrissyteigen (Democrats) She would have indulged in a feast with them
RT 1min
View: https://twitter.com/euphorio_/status/1767885606703726970?t=i_3v25M-7hbyDlYj9xp2FA&s=19
www.timebomb2000.com
And ate human brains:
Backlash after CNN presenter Reza Aslan eats HUMAN BRAIN
CNN presenter Reza Aslan has been heavily criticized after he ate part of a human brain while filming with a Hindu cannibal sect in India.
They should have sent @chrissyteigen (Democrats) She would have indulged in a feast with them
RT 1min
View: https://twitter.com/euphorio_/status/1767885606703726970?t=i_3v25M-7hbyDlYj9xp2FA&s=19
INSANITY - Cannibal Released From Connecticut Psych Ward Early For 'Good Behavior' Even Though He Told Psychiatrist He Wanted to Eat Her Flesh
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/10/cannibal-released-connecticut-psych-ward-early-good-behavior/ Cannibal Released From Connecticut Psych Ward Early For 'Good Behavior' Even Though He Told Psychiatrist He Wanted to Eat Her Flesh Liberalism is a mental disorder. Tyree...
The Hammer
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Hey now. Biden can take Barbecue out back just like he did Corn Pop.
In fact, it'd be racist not to have good diplomatic relations with Barbecue.
"Today, President Biden hosted Barbecue at the White House, where they discussed a wide range of topics..."
vector7
Dot Collector
During Obama's first 2 terms he sacked over 200 military brass at the DOD...
Matt Gaetz:
Following my questioning of DoD officials on the collapsing state of Haiti, the Biden Administration will now contemplate using the Department of Defense & the U.S. Navy to STOP the anticipated mass migration of Haitians into Florida!
INCOMING HAITIAN INVASION: DoD officials testify before the House Armed Services Committee that the Biden Administration acknowledges there IS an anticipated mass migration from Haiti into the United States through Florida
Don’t be naive. JOEBAMA will use the DoD just like the DHS to help bring them here.
Probably have planes warming up as we speak.
It's been reported they've already flown in around 100k Haitians in 3 airports, over 50% in one they won't disclose where for security reasons.
RT 2min
View: https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1767597007139414100
Matt Gaetz:
Following my questioning of DoD officials on the collapsing state of Haiti, the Biden Administration will now contemplate using the Department of Defense & the U.S. Navy to STOP the anticipated mass migration of Haitians into Florida!
INCOMING HAITIAN INVASION: DoD officials testify before the House Armed Services Committee that the Biden Administration acknowledges there IS an anticipated mass migration from Haiti into the United States through Florida
Don’t be naive. JOEBAMA will use the DoD just like the DHS to help bring them here.
Probably have planes warming up as we speak.
It's been reported they've already flown in around 100k Haitians in 3 airports, over 50% in one they won't disclose where for security reasons.
RT 2min
View: https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1767597007139414100
Groucho
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Well, that'll give a new and gruesome twist to the ever popular 4th of July barbecue. Then the illegals who aren't trying to shoot, stab, or rape us will want to eat us. Wonderful.
Mark Armstrong
Veteran Member
Bitchute has a video of a cannibal pulling meat chunks off of a human leg that's roasting on top of a street fire. And you can hear the mob in the background cheering him on. I won't post the link (unless the mods want me to), but the title of the video is:
GRAPHIC! Disturbing footage of the Haitian cannibal gang eating body parts of their victims
vector7
Dot Collector
Ragnarok
On and On, South of Heaven
It's already posted on this thread
CRIME - Haiti Is Collapsing: Interior Ministry Set on Fire, Presidential Palace Attacked - PM Henry Faces Mounting Internal and External Pressure To Resign
If I am betting, I'll take Barbecue 10 to 1 by a nose...
Countrymouse
Country exile in the city
Last time I checked there's an OCEAN between us and Haiti.
Just like the Cuban refugees--don't let the ships land!
Intestinal Fortitude
Have Faith
ILLEGAL Haitian Alien crisis is about to START!!!
They will be coming and they are pure violent nutty people.
They will be coming and they are pure violent nutty people.
pure evil and stupidity.
ShadowMan
Designated Grumpy Old Fart
Haiti collapsing...how in the hell could you tell? It's a TOTAL pit, has ALWAYS been a pit...and ALWAYS WILL BE A PIT!! About the best thing the world could do for Haiti is to NUKE IT!! Turn it to total ash and glass. And now because of recent events there we're going to get a shitte pot full of "refugees" from that swirling toilet bowl invading our country. CLOSE ALL THE DAMN BORDERS!! SAVE THE STATES!!
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vector7
Dot Collector
DEVELOPING: Two big updates for Haiti, U.S. pledged $130 million in aid for security forces and humanitarian aid for Haiti.
RT 20secs
View: https://twitter.com/dom_lucre/status/1767918920768393643
This is addition too...
USAID: https://results.usaid.gov/results/country/haiti?fiscalYear=2022
2022-$215Mil
2021-$196Mil
2020-$203Mil
2019-$210Mil
2018-$257Mil
2017-$314Mil
2016-$301Mil
2015-$274Mil
2014-$220mil
RT 20secs
View: https://twitter.com/dom_lucre/status/1767918920768393643
This is addition too...
USAID: https://results.usaid.gov/results/country/haiti?fiscalYear=2022
2022-$215Mil
2021-$196Mil
2020-$203Mil
2019-$210Mil
2018-$257Mil
2017-$314Mil
2016-$301Mil
2015-$274Mil
2014-$220mil
nomifyle
TB Fanatic
Years ago, when I worked at a medical school in New Orleans, there was a Haitian doctor that would come there from time to time. He was the nicest most curteous doctor that ever came there. I often wonder why the Haitians are so reviled where anyone from anywhere else is welcomed with open arms. Maybe its because they would mostly be conservative.
CaryC
Has No Life - Lives on TB
No wonder the Clintons are so rich.
CaryC
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Come on, you haven't read, or heard anything about what is going on, for the last 200+ years? Just since the earthquake it's been a total disaster. And here we have Barbeque.
night driver
ESFP adrift in INTJ sea
Ref post 186:Interesting pic choice by the author...
Those pics are from "The BEE" and are SUPPOSED to be SATIRE!!
And demonstrate that SATIRE is still alive, though apparently on deck for the stew pot.
colonel holman
Veteran Member
Our domestic NGOs like Catholic Relief Services and others will be all over this to secure $$$ paid per head by our .gov to “sponsor” and “process” the incoming throngs of gang-age “men” to take up shop in our various cities. All this to give the blue states more seats in the House of Reps (based on local head-counts; regardless of voting “status”) and eventually show up on voting rolls and sweeten the welfare pot.
CaryC
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Barbecue’s Biggest Rival in Haiti: a Gang Boss Rapper with a YouTube Award
With the announced resignation of Prime Minister Ariel Henry, the most powerful man in blood-soaked Haiti is ex-cop gang boss Jimmy “Barbecue” Cherizier.
Barbecue is not without his rivals, foremost among them a 26-year-old rap-singing gangster named Johnson Andre, aka Izo Vilaj de Dye, whose resume includes kidnapping, extortion, savage murders, and a YouTube award for one of his music videos.
“Izo,” as he prefers to be known, began cranking out politicized rap videos shortly after a rival Haitian gang abducted seventeen foreign missionaries in November 2021. The song, titled “Se Fot Yo,” accused the Haitian government of arming gangs and using them as paramilitary enforcers.
Izo’s YouTube channel quickly racked up 100,000 subscribers, which earned him a “Silver Play Button” plaque and a cash award from the video streaming service. Izo posed with his winnings in a social media snapshot and declared himself part of the “artist Mafia.”
This was not hyperbole because Izo leads one of the deadliest Haitian gangs, Baz 5 Segonn, or the “Five Seconds Gang.” Cherizier’s rival gang, actually a confederation of smaller criminal packs, is called G9 and Family. There are at least 200 distinct gangs operating in Haiti, with 23 of them competing for control of the capital city, Port-au-Prince.
Armed gang leader Jimmy “Barbecue” Cherizier and his men are seen in Port-au-Prince, Haiti, on March 5, 2024. (CLARENS SIFFROY/AFP via Getty Images)
Izo’s gang controls one of Haiti’s most miserable slums, the “Village of God,” where it practices such abuses as murder, rape, cop killing, recruiting child soldiers, and kidnapping. The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) has prosecuted gang leaders linked to Izo for abducting American citizens.
A petition campaign was quickly organized to rescind Izo’s platinum award and shut down his YouTube channel.
“For the amount of violence and insecurity he is responsible for in Haiti, we cannot in good faith allow this individual to continue spreading his influence. He should be recognized globally for what he truly is and be banned from YouTube,” said Men Anpil, the group that organized the campaign.
The petition ultimately prevailed after accumulating more than 20,000 signatures, including one of 5 Segonn’s former kidnap victims, and Izo’s YouTube channel was terminated for violating community guidelines in April 2023.
The rapping gang leader was booted off Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp in 2022 for a video in which he threatened to kill 30 people in revenge if any of his subjects in the Village of God were harmed. He made a point of telling his “soldiers” not to wait for orders from him to launch their murder spree.
Izo went on to commit such a revenge crime in October 2023, kidnapping 38 people from two minibusses and seizing control of Haiti’s Supreme Court building in retaliation for the extrajudicial killing of one of his soldiers.
The petition against Izo’s YouTube award charged that he was not only using the platform to monetize crime and anarchy but also to recruit more young “soldiers” into his gang. Veteran observers of Haiti’s deterioration agreed that social media made the gangs far more powerful and vicious.
“The bandits would never have been as powerful as they are in Haiti without social media. We always had bandits in Haiti, but without these platforms, they would not be as famous,” Yvens Rumbold of Haitian think tank Policite told the Washington Post in June 2022, citing Cherizier and Izo as prime examples.
Some of those analysts see Izo as more powerful than Cherizier, a loudmouth who gets foreign media attention by railing against the dilapidated Haitian government and threatening “genocide” if other countries attempt to prop it up.
Cherizier postures as a revolutionary standing up for “the people” against their corrupt government, and he has mastered theatrical flourishes, such as posing with heavy weapons during press conferences (and, on one recent occasion, popping off a few rounds to make the bullet points of his agenda literal). He masterminded some headline-grabbing terrorist actions, such as blockading fuel and food deliveries at Haiti’s main port in 2021.
Jimmy Cherizier holds a press conference in the Delmas 6 neighborhood of Port-au-Prince, Haiti, on March 5, 2024. (Odelyn Joseph/AP)
Izo, on the other hand, has more thugs under his command and is more ruthless in protecting his criminal enterprises. He probably has more money than Cherizier, thanks to a thriving drug trade under his control, and he has a track record of winning turf wars against other gangs.
Izo is so confident of his power that he has been known to sell excess weapons to rival gangs for quick cash. He could prove much more difficult for a multinational peacekeeping force to subdue than Cherizier, whose influence derives largely from controlling the vital Varreux fuel terminal, which would almost certainly be the first asset secured by incoming peacekeepers. In contrast, Izo controls a diverse assortment of maritime smuggling routes across Port-au-Prince, which makes his operations nimble and resilient.
Analysts told ABC News on Tuesday that it will be nearly impossible to put together a post-Henry government in Haiti without gang leaders like Izo and Cherizier getting seats at the table. None of the gang leaders have yet responded in public to the plans for a transitional council and interim prime minister.
None of the seats on that transitional council have been set aside for Cherizier, Izo, or the other crime bosses. There seems to be a vague hope among the international community that the gangs will accept a leading role by former rebel leader Guy Philippe, who just finished serving time in U.S. prison on money laundering charges. Philippe’s close ally Moise Jean-Charles is slated to become one of the seven voting members of the transitional council.
Renata Segura of the International Crisis Group told ABC that Philippe is “one of the few politicians who has an open channel with gangs at this moment,” giving him “a foot in both worlds.”
Barbecue’s Biggest Rival in Haiti: a Gang Boss Rapper and YouTuber
Haitian gang leader Izo has a resume that includes kidnapping, extortion, savage murders, and a YouTube award for one of his music videos.
www.breitbart.com
So besides the gangs in Port au Prince what, if any, are the other factions "running" the place? Was there any "government" beholding to the resigned PM and what is there status?
I guess what I'm trying to figures out is whether there's an "acceptable" group on the ground that could be supplied with "tools appropriate" to stabilize the situation on the ground?
I guess what I'm trying to figures out is whether there's an "acceptable" group on the ground that could be supplied with "tools appropriate" to stabilize the situation on the ground?
nomifyle
TB Fanatic
Of course I have, although I take what I read with a grain of salt. There are factions (non Haitians) at work causing much of the disaster. I'm talking about the run of the mill Haitian not the puppets in charge. And really, how do we know Mr. Barbeque is really bad, oh, cause the news says so, ha.
My Jewish second husband spent some time in Haiti in the early 70's and came back saying the people were lovely, but they had been oppressed for ever.
And by the way I am not naive.
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