#211
"Of all the fuddle-pated, goofy, low down egg sucking tricks," Gary was thundering, trying to blister the paint on the faded and chipped window surround. "Those no good two bit bandits are trying to shoot flaming arrows at the clinic."
"Yeah, well, I smell something burning," Chuck lifted his head to sniff the air, pointing to the arrow with it's flaming rag just outside the front door. "These nasty critters are playing for keeps."
Mark appeared and dropped a pair of boots and hat on the floor. Assessing the situtation in an instant, he ran to the kitchen and grabbed an old aluminum pitcher, a couple of quick pumps and he splashed water into the vessel, then ran to the door. Opening the door a short ways, he threw the water at the makeshift Molotov. It flamed higher.
"Well, I'll be a snot nosed monkey," Gary's very descriptive swear word sounded so funny that the men smiled. "What do you think they are using?"
"What they are doing," Mark said mildly, "is creating a red herring, so our attention is on the fire as they advance behind the scenes. One of the oldest tricks in the books. How about you men get back to picking off the remainder of the attackers?"
"The roof is on fire," Dory came running in the room. "It looks like there are three men up behind the wagons, can't you guys shoot well enough to stop them?"
Gary muttered a reply under his breath.
"If you just called me, what I think you said, I'm gonna come over there and smash you in the nose. The only way I won't haunt you day and night, is if you will shoot those three men." Dory made a rude noise with her mouth towards Gary, grabbed his battle rifle and went to the window. Adjusting the scope sight, before he reacted, Dory sent bullets towards the wagons. She connected with one live body, as evidenced by the scream.
"Give me that rifle," Gary was deceptively calm.
"No, if I have to do your work, I need this to get the job done." Dory shouldered the weapon once again, preparing to fire again. Gary stationed himself behind her and reached around to grab the
rifle. Dory felt his movements, and fired.
Gary got a handful of hot, spent cartridge.
"Get out of my way," Dory hissed, jerking herself away from Gary. "Get your clammy hands off me."
Over in the corner window, Chuck was having a severe coughing fit. Andy was looking at Chuck as the man sputtered and finally let out a loud guffaw.
"Ok, you can breathe now?" Andy was trying to control his mirth. "Good grief, here we are laughing like hyenas, and we still have men to kill and the place is burning. Are we weird or what?"
"Cover me," Mark ordered, "I've got to move these notebooks over to the store. You men get those attackers killed, this whole block of houses is likely to burn."
Gary removed the rifle from Dory's hands, perhaps a bit forcibly, but then, who was paying attention.
"You pond scum," Dory swore back at Gary, "you oxygen waster," and she spit at him.
"Listen lady, go peddle your trike somewhere else. We men have work to do." Gary's attention was riveted on the wagon that was moving slowly toward the building they were in. "Incoming," he growled, and went to the floor to get a better angle on the feet and legs that were inching the wagon along.