ALERT Get thee to the Bomb Shelter - UPDATE - Get there DOUBLE-QUICK, now TRIPLE-QUICK

[hunybee]

10 hours at work and I'm so far behind! I'll never get to BS!

sure you will!

do you have any recipes?

do you know how to fix something?

do you have any specific skills that would be useful?

go to the other parts of the forum and start threads and talk about those things, or start poking around and posting on those threads. it is faster and easier than you think!

 

[AlfaMan]

The BS has info that does come true. It also gives you info you won't see for days in the mainstream media. If you think the posts on maingive you heart palpitations the ones in the BS will have you reaching for your nitro pills.

 

[night driver]

Dennis, you might want to check out Cardinal's post in the bs.

A-Man you as well.

 

[Dennis Olson]

Sigh. Another evening of restless sleep and bad dreams.

 

[Millwright]

Sigh. Another evening of restless sleep and bad dreams.

I'm have a 3d & 4th bourbon...just for you.

What are friends for.

 

[StarryEyedLad]

Why, hello Barf. Is that short for something?

"Barfolomew!"

 

[crossbowboy]

C'mon y'all. @Ragnarok can be downright cuddly.

Once you're duct taped to his basement wall and he has your eyelids pinned open, that is...

 

[LittleYellowFlower]

“I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.”

D@mn, I miss everything!

 

[LittleYellowFlower]

C'mon y'all. @Ragnarok can be downright cuddly.

Once you're duct taped to his basement wall and he has your eyelids pinned open, that is...

Thanks for that!
(As I dry the wine off my phone...)

 

[crossbowboy]

Thanks for that!
(As I dry the wine off my phone...)

You need to switch to vodka, it dries itself.

I started a thread on Main for my fellow insomniacs. The mods can delete it later, after we've slept.

(Like that's gonna happen in the next 36 hours...)

 

[Dennis Olson]

C'mon y'all. @Ragnarok can be downright cuddly.

Once you're duct taped to his basement wall and he has your eyelids pinned open, that is...

Don’t forget that fava beans and a nice Chianti are involved....

 

[Dennis Olson]

You need to switch to vodka, it dries itself.

I started a thread on Main for my fellow insomniacs. The mods can delete it later, after we've slept.

(Like that's gonna happen in the next 36 hours...)

I swear, if this crap keeps up, I’ll probably never sleep again.

 

[crossbowboy]

Don’t forget that fava beans and a nice Chianti are involved....

I really love you sometimes. Do you know that...?

/puppy cuddles/

 

[LittleYellowFlower]

Don’t forget that fava beans and a nice Chianti are involved....

Dennis, I had just dried my dang phone off!
You guys are killing me!!

 

[Ragnarok]

Sigh. Another evening of restless sleep and bad dreams

What's wrong with you???

I'm sleeping like a baby...

 

[crossbowboy]

Oh yeah?
Wanna know why my daughter won't let me play with her dolls any more...?

 

[Seeker22]

You need to switch to vodka, it dries itself.

I started a thread on Main for my fellow insomniacs. The mods can delete it later, after we've slept.

(Like that's gonna happen in the next 36 hours...)

...Or months. Sigh.

 

[Seeker22]

Oh yeah?
Wanna know why my daughter won't let me play with her dolls any more...?

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[cupid's romance]

Oh my goodness, you all are scaring the crap out of me. I have been a member forever and still have not posted enough. I love following everyone's input but am a bad contributor. Trying to get a few in the last few weeks. I better pick it up quick!

 

[Dennis Olson]

Wanna know why my daughter won't let me play with her dolls any more...?

The fact that you ever played with your daughter’s dolls explains a lot.


Just sayin....

 

[Dennis Olson]

 

[Night Breeze]

Sometimes it is not how often you reply to a post, it is how well you respond to a post. Some of us have been around for a long time but do not post that often. I like to think my input is just as important as some that post thousands. No offense to moderators I couldn't handle that job with a salary and free vacation to the Bahamas.

 

[Profit of Doom]

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He better get over it.

 

[WTSR]

Raw Intelligence is real time information in fluid situations, which mean as the situation evolves responses and understanding change.

 

[LittleYellowFlower]

Oh yeah?
Wanna know why my daughter won't let me play with her dolls any more...?

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I’m glad I didn’t see this when we were on a roll last night/this morning!!

 

[Outlaw-16]

Just a heads up, I made it to 100 posts, but was unable to locate a one-legged midget. Got the lime Jell-O and chocolate syrup. Oh, and messaged Deena, I think, about getting access to the BS.

Does it matter that the Jell-O is sugar free?

 

[Cardinal]

Just a heads up, I made it to 100 posts, but was unable to locate a one-legged midget. Got the lime Jell-O and chocolate syrup. Oh, and messaged Deena, I think, about getting access to the BS.

Does it matter that the Jell-O is sugar free?

Yeah, that's gonna cost another 100 posts.
Sorry.

 

[WildOliveShoot]

Just a heads up, I made it to 100 posts, but was unable to locate a one-legged midget. Got the lime Jell-O and chocolate syrup. Oh, and messaged Deena, I think, about getting access to the BS.

Does it matter that the Jell-O is sugar free?

Good for you! I’m working my way there. Currently at 60...61

 

[Dennis Olson]

Yeah, that's gonna cost another 100 posts.
Sorry.

I prefer PMs...

 

[Dennis Olson]

Just a heads up, I made it to 100 posts, but was unable to locate a one-legged midget. Got the lime Jell-O and chocolate syrup. Oh, and messaged Deena, I think, about getting access to the BS.

Does it matter that the Jell-O is sugar free?

Access granted.

 

[Cardinal]

I prefer PMs...

You get PMS??!!
To be honest, I've often wondered....

 

[Dennis Olson]

You get PMS??!!
To be honest, I've often wondered....

What, I haven’t proven by my actions over the years that I go on the rag periodically? (No pun intended )

Geez, pay attention!

 

[Cardinal]

What, I haven’t proven by my actions over the years that I go on the rag periodically? (No pun intended )

Geez, pay attention!

PLEASE tell me you aren't changing your pronouns...

 

[Dennis Olson]

PLEASE tell me you aren't changing your pronouns...

I’m as good a xir as you are!

 

[Sicario]

PLEASE tell me you aren't changing your pronouns...

He DID have surgery lately.

 

[Dennis Olson]

He DID have surgery lately.

Hey there, sailorman.....

 

[Cardinal]

He DID have surgery lately.

You didn't go there...
(Cardinal is going to hide out in the Q thread)

 

[Dennis Olson]

We all have to stop meeting like this. People are gonna talk.

 

[Marie]

Hey there, sailorman.....

Denise?

 

[The Hammer]

Just a heads up, I made it to 100 posts, but was unable to locate a one-legged midget. Got the lime Jell-O and chocolate syrup. Oh, and messaged Deena, I think, about getting access to the BS.

Does it matter that the Jell-O is sugar free?

I didn't think the midget was off tonight...there must be something else planned...