ALERT Get thee to the Bomb Shelter - UPDATE - Get there DOUBLE-QUICK, now TRIPLE-QUICK

[ellsworth848]

This is my #100 - may have BS access now?

 

[Dozdoats]

Ask Deena - (1) Deena in GA | Timebomb 2000

 

[night driver]

Tell mom from a Buckeye to a Tide fan-=-=-=- ROLL TIDE!! Congrats.

 

[Dozdoats]

Thanks! She's been lovin' it
Pizza and all.

 

[AnniePutin]

A BS post should not be full of all of this crap. Just moh.

 

[northern watch]

The stress levels in the BS are getting quite high now

 

[jward]

I can handle stress. the doom. the gloom. But tis these rays o' light finding their way through the cracks that is stretching my coping skills.

:: shakes head ::

 

[SurvivalRing]

I’ve given up drinking until this is over.

Wait, bad punctuation.

I’ve given up. Drinking until this is over.

Punctuation saves lives...

Let’s eat grandma! Vs. Let’s eat, grandma!

 

[vector7]

The stress levels in the BS are getting quite high now

 

[LittleYellowFlower]

There are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks where decades happen.

Perfect description, jward. Absolutely perfect!

 

[night driver]

A BS post should not be full of all of this crap. Just moh.

Too many of us are first responders (all stripes) Nurses, Medics, EMTs, mil, LEO, etc. We take our stress relief where we can get it. It's a learned coping mechanism.

 

[night driver]

Trinity Shot?? /\ /\ /\??

One of the finest shots in record.

 

[Cindstroy]

I used to use fels-napatha on my boys when they were little.....I could borrow some to your daughter if you like??........

(When they were done they would have teeth marks in the bar......lol....

You used a bar? My mom just went straight to the Palmolive!

 

[Deena in GA]

This is my #100 - may have BS access now?

Just opened the door for you.

 

[Profit of Doom]

I'm tired and don't dare go to bed.

When I wake up I grab my phone and spend an hour or so here before I get up.

 

[ellsworth848]

Thanks Deena

 

[Cindstroy]

I have got to go to bed! I have to work tomorrow. Unless JAW1969 can vouch for me, I guess I'll see everyone in the BS in another month or so. I can't type fast enough!

 

[KSapplepie]

I know! I'm pretty tired, and afraid to go to bed, afraid I'll miss something!

Same here. Sigh

 

[Ragnarok]

Same here. You and I might've been good friends back in school. My friends were the outgoing ones...I hung in back analyzing the room.

I hung in the back and ate their lunches...

 

[Ragnarok]

Oh, now there’s some true BS! Rag has NEVER been “the quiet one.”

Shhhh...

I'm meditating...

 

[Cindstroy]

Shhhh...

I'm meditating...

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I'm only quiet until I get to know people and then you can't shut me up!

 

[Ragnarok]

And we held hands and sang “Kum By Ya.”

 

[Cindstroy]

Between this feed and Newsmax playing war shows. I'll never go to sleep!

 

[Ragnarok]

My pucker factor is an 11!

 

[Ragnarok]

Are we done for the night? I am about ready for some sleep.

Sheesh...

I just got off work!

 

[AlaskaSue]

I can handle stress. the doom. the gloom. But tis these rays o' light finding their way through the cracks that is stretching my coping skills.

:: shakes head ::

The jets out of JBEAR are still making a lot of noise here...9:30 pm my time so early hours for most of you. jward, you remain a bright spot in my day....

 

[Ragnarok]

If I ever get there, will be quoting the verse that helps me sleep on niights when worries are doing drag-races in my head--

"I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep; for Thou, alone, O Lord, makest me to dwell in safety."

I know that one!

 

[Ragnarok]

That was completely random but cracked me up for some reason!

 

[Ragnarok]

I’ve given up drinking until this is over.


Wait, bad punctuation.


I’ve given up. Drinking until this is over.

I'm sorry.

That is just too good for a "throw away".

I added it to my sig.

 

[Ragnarok]

Perfect description, jward. Absolutely perfect!

It's kind of how someone described a job that I no longer do.

"Endless boredom punctuated by moments of sheer chaos."

 

[Ragnarok]

Too many of us are first responders (all stripes) Nurses, Medics, EMTs, mil, LEO, etc. We take our stress relief where we can get it. It's a learned coping mechanism.

 

[Ragnarok]

Trinity Shot?? /\ /\ /\??

One of the finest shots in record.

No...

The finest shot on record is held by this guy ( Oh, my God... I can't believe I am posting this ):

 

[Krayola]

I know that one!

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This will make you laugh (hopefully).

Scary Bedtime Prayer - Tim Hawkins (runtime 1:10)

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNoKEJX3RsQ

 

[bbbuddy]

It's kind of how someone described a job that I no longer do.

"Endless boredom punctuated by moments of sheer chaos."

Air traffic Control...

 

[Ragnarok]

Air traffic Control...

No... That's, "Endless chaos punctuated by moments of sheer terror."

 

[susie0884]

Feels like a holiday tonight for some reason. Maybe just me.

I’m feeling that holiday feeling, too. Couldn’t put my finger on it for most of the day, and you just summed it up perfectly.

Christmas must be interesting at Y'all's place!

 

[Tristan]

Is it time to get to the Bomb Shelter RIDICULOUSLY QUICK?

 

[Dobbin]

It's kind of how someone described a job that I no longer do.

"Endless boredom punctuated by moments of sheer chaos."

How Owner describes being a Nuclear Plant Operator.

"90 percent sheer boredom followed by 10 percent sheer terror."

And "Eat Dessert first because you never know what is going to happen."

Dobbin

 

[The Hammer]

Is it time to get to the Bomb Shelter RIDICULOUSLY QUICK?

Before today is out, the thread title will be - "Just get to the Bomb Shelter - and stay there!!!"

 

[Cindstroy]

Before today is out, the thread title will be - "Just get to the Bomb Shelter - and stay there!!!"

I'm trying so hard! Good morning everyone!