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Profit of Doom

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The Mountain said:
WTF did this ignoramus do in college (assuming they even went)? This reminds me of a post I saw a while ago about someone discovering the ability to have an internal monologue, and subsequently discovering how much more sense the world made after "talking" to themselves in their mind.


And remember, these people are in the car next to you on the highway, serving you your food (and maybe cooking it), maybe working in an office somewhere, and they vote.
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And breed. Those that have gender.
 
CaryC

CaryC

Has No Life - Lives on TB
True story:

Yesterday at Chic-fil-a, our order came to 28.96. I gave the (what do you call those that stand outside and take orders anyway?) order taker, 30.00.

She said "Boy, I sure messed that up!"

What happened?

I put in that you gave me 30,000.00.

I'll take the change in hundreds, please. That's just way to many ones.

So she did the computation in her .....head (it's a wonder she didn't pull her phone out) and gave me back as change from the 28.96 charge and a 30.00 payment, 2.96.

I gave her one of the dollars back, but kept the change. She couldn't figure out why I was giving her a dollar back. So I counted out the change.

What was the charge?

28.96.

This change (I didn't try to get the pennies right, figure it was over her head) makes 29.00 and this one, makes 30. So you gave me to much.

I would liked to have had the change from the 30,000.00 but made out like a champ on the coins. Whora.
 
CaryC

CaryC

Has No Life - Lives on TB
CaryC said:
True story:

Yesterday at Chic-fil-a, our order came to 28.96. I gave the (what do you call those that stand outside and take orders anyway?) order taker, 30.00.

She said "Boy, I sure messed that up!"

What happened?

I put in that you gave me 30,000.00.

I'll take the change in hundreds, please. That's just way to many ones.

So she did the computation in her .....head (it's a wonder she didn't pull her phone out) and gave me back as change from the 28.96 charge and a 30.00 payment, 2.96.

I gave her one of the dollars back, but kept the change. She couldn't figure out why I was giving her a dollar back. So I counted out the change.

What was the charge?

28.96.

This change (I didn't try to get the pennies right, figure it was over her head) makes 29.00 and this one, makes 30. So you gave me to much.

I would liked to have had the change from the 30,000.00 but made out like a champ on the coins. Whora.
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I have to admit, that if I'd put in 30,000.00 it would have washed everything out of my mind, too.

I also bought some wine one time, and they had the hand wand fixed up, so all they had to do was, run the bottle in front of it. Which happened automatically when I set the bottle up there.

When I handed him the card, but before it swiped, HIS computer said they owed me 3.1 billion in change. I told him I'd take that in hundreds, too.

He just gave me his bad eyes. I told him, It's NOT MY COMPUTER, telling you that.

He scrapped the sale and started over. Dang.

I don't know what it is with these modern computers wanting to give me money. I just can't wait for an AI to tell me they owe me over a trillion dollars.
 
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Marthanoir

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pauldingbabe said:
I bet big z has the tightest lock jaw in politics as much as he has whored himself out all over the world
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