PLAY Funny Stuff Found on the Internet - REMINDER: POLITICAL HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS THREAD

[poppy]

 

[poppy]

 

[Texican]

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.

His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:

"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great!

"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."

 

[StarryEyedLad]

 

[StarryEyedLad]

 

[StarryEyedLad]

 

[StarryEyedLad]

 

[StarryEyedLad]

You've got to give him credit.

 

[StarryEyedLad]

 

[medic38572]

 

[medic38572]

 

[ComCamGuy]

 

[ComCamGuy]

 

[Profit of Doom]

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You've got to give him credit.

Material boy.

 

[Profit of Doom]

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We all know how this turns out. I see her sister out there.

 

[momma_soapmaker]

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I have a friend who would seriously do that.

She wanted my sausage ball recipe so I gave it to her. It calls for a pound of breakfast sausage, Bisquick, and cheese mixed together. She couldn't figure out why her sausage balls weren't holding together.

She cooked the sausage first.

 

[Squib]

 

[packyderms_wife]

 

[packyderms_wife]

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fat bloated old man and what appears to be teenage girls, yeah I think not.

 

[packyderms_wife]

 

[The Mountain]

fat bloated old man and what appears to be teenage girls, yeah I think not.

That's the joke.

 

[Loretta Van Riet]

 

[nehimama]

 

[Profit of Doom]

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Want that squash! Not for Pooh, just like eating it.

 

[nehimama]

Want that squash! Not for Pooh, just like eating it.

I do, too. I'm growing some in my garden this year.

 

[Loretta Van Riet]

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Clever!

 

[poppy]

 

[StarryEyedLad]

 

[StarryEyedLad]

 

[StarryEyedLad]

 

[StarryEyedLad]

 

[StarryEyedLad]

 

[yellowlabz]

 

[nehimama]

 

[nehimama]

When the ring bearer at the wedding is from New Jersey.

 

[nehimama]

 

[nehimama]

 

[yellowlabz]

 

[nehimama]

 

[nehimama]