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Squid

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Greybeard7 said:
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Is it just me, or did anybody else notice that the woman on the left in the top picture is the same woman on the right in the bottom picture? They just photo shopped and switched the heads.
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I’m sorry??? Did you say the heads switched in the photo’s???? Strange for some reason I didn’t catch that…

Now that I look again I still am not seeing what you are referring too…
 
Texican

Texican

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A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work.”

The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, “you protect the public.” The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, “you serve the justice system.”

The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
 
Bud in Fla

Bud in Fla

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We all need motivation from time to time and I thought this little success story might be of interest.

Now here is a very touching story that should be shared with those you
care about.

Essentially, it is about the basics of how to succeed in this dynamic
life we live in.

Wonderful story about sacrifice and savings.



Work hard, save your money, invest it wisely and don’t foolishly
purchase what you don’t need… and you too can be a successful
millionaire…




Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walked to the
corner for a shoeshine. He sat in an armchair, examined the Wall
Street Journal and the shoe shiner buffed his shoes to a mirror shine.



One morning the shoe shiner asked the CEO, “What do you think about
the situation in the stock market?”



The businessman answered arrogantly, “Why are you so interested in
that topic?” The shoe guy replied, “I have millions in your bank and
I’m considering investing some of the money in the capital market.”



“What’s your name?” asked the executive.


“John H. Smith,” was the reply.



The CEO arrived at the bank and asked the Manager of the Customer
Service Department,



“Do we have a client named John H. Smith?



We certainly do,” answered the Manager. “He is a high-net-worth
customer with 12.6 million dollars in his account”



The astonished executive came out, approached the shoe shiner, and
said, “Mr. Smith, I would like to invite you next Monday to be the
guest of honor at our Board meeting and tell us the story of your
life. I’m sure we could learn something from your life’s experience.”



At the board meeting, the CEO introduced him to the Board Members. “We
all know Mr. Smith, from the corner shoeshine stand, but Mr. Smith is
also an esteemed customer. I invited him here to tell us the story of
his life. I am sure we can all learn from him.”



Mr. Smith began his story, “I came to this country 50 years ago as a
young immigrant from Europe with an unpronounceable name. I got off
the ship without a penny. The first thing I did was change my name to
Smith. I was hungry and exhausted. I started wandering around looking
for a job but to no avail. Fortunately, I found a coin on the
sidewalk. I bought an apple. I had two options: eat the apple and
quench my hunger or start a business. I sold the apple for 25 cents
and bought two apples with the money I also sold them and continued
in business.



“When I started accumulating a few dollars, I was able to buy a set of
used brushes and shoe polish and started polishing shoes. I didn’t
spend a penny on entertainment or clothing. I just bought bread and
some cheese to survive. I saved penny by penny and after a while, I
bought a new set of shoe brushes and polishes in different shades and
expanded my clientele. I lived like a monk and saved penny by penny.
After a while, I was able to buy an armchair so my clients could sit
comfortably while I shined their shoes, and that brought me more
clients. I did not spend a penny on the joys of life. I kept saving
every cent. A few years ago, when the previous shoe shiner on the
corner decided to retire, I had already saved enough money to buy his
shoeshine location at this great place.



“Then, six months ago, my sister, who was a prostitute in Chicago,
passed away and left me 12 million dollars.”
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