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nehimama

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Recently found in my inbox: Earn $500 when you install EV charging.

Start your EV journey
Are you ready to charge up and cash in? When you install qualified EV charging and enroll in an eligible time of day rate, we’ll offer you a $500 rebate.

EV fuel is made in Michigan
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EV fuel is produced in Michigan, by Michiganders, promoting growth and prosperity in the communities where we live and serve.
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CaryC

CaryC

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Almost everyday on the walk out to the mailbox, I tell the Lord I'd like to get a check in the mail, preferably for a couple million dollars. Instead of bills.

Walked out to the mailbox yesterday and there was one letter in it. Picked it up and it was a check. You could easily see the "pay to the order of". Didn't open it, wanted SB in on it.

Got back and reminded SB of praying for millions in the mail, and here was a check in the mail.

Opened it and it was a check for 199.00 but could only be used in registering for a home warranty, because my present home warranty was about to run out.

We don't have a present home warranty.

Moral to the story: Be careful what you pray for because it might be answered and you won't want it.
 
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CaBuckeye said:
Working for my Uncle (unpaid) on his farm as a kid, I would be the one assigned to carry the bags and refill the planters and fertilizer bins on the planters or feed the animals. My success rate on pulling the string to open the bag was about 10%. It was a b&*()$ to open the bag then one small string at a time. Oh Well!!
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It’s the other end. Wherever you start, it’s the other end.
 
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Profit of Doom

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nehimama said:
Recently found in my inbox: Earn $500 when you install EV charging.

Start your EV journey
Are you ready to charge up and cash in? When you install qualified EV charging and enroll in an eligible time of day rate, we’ll offer you a $500 rebate.

EV fuel is made in Michigan
mail
EV fuel is produced in Michigan, by Michiganders, promoting growth and prosperity in the communities where we live and serve.
​
Get $500
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Do they want a credit card to pay $1 shipping?
 
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Profit of Doom

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CaryC said:
Almost everyday on the walk out to the mailbox, I tell the Lord I'd like to get a check in the mail, preferably for a couple million dollars. Instead of bills.

Walked out to the mailbox yesterday and there was one letter in it. Picked it up and it was a check. You could easily see the "pay to the order of". Didn't open it, wanted SB in on it.

Got back and reminded SB of praying for millions in the mail, and here was a check in the mail.

Opened it and it was a check for 199.00 but could only be used in registering for a home warranty, because my present home warranty was about to run out.

We don't have a present home warranty.

Moral to the story: Be careful what you pray for because it might be answered and you won't want it.
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Had a home warranty. Water heater went out. They sent a guy. They would furnish new heater and pay for installation. The guy wanted around $600 for add-ons, including the permit and time spent getting the permit. I turned him down and did it myself. Warranty people sent me a check for the heater when I was done.
 
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