PLAY Ellie Mae or Mary Ann?

NCGirl

Veteran Member
And now.....hope you didn't eat....

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She needs a different, more mature, hairstyle for sure!
 

Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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At least one o' ya cave men should note that Ellie Mae is as dumb as those rock-loaves- o-bread- she buries, and since boobs, $, hair colour etc can all be PURCHASED, you are o' course goin with the brunette... coz she has the inner and outer accouterments, some o' which no amount o' $ will buy.

No? Notta one?! Hmm.

:: shakes head in bewilderment, wanders off laughing ::
Outside the scope of the question.
 

raven

TB Fanatic
I'm old . . . I'll take Daisy Mae Moses
She's a dunked christian, confederate to the core, country doctor who uses moon shine to relieve the pain and makes her own, hates revenuers and yankees of all sorts, knows the business end of a double barrel shotgun, can tell time by the sun and weather by a beetle.

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NoDandy

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ok, we know most guys pick Mary Ann over Ginger, but the questions is......Ellie May or Mary Ann? Which wholesome farm girl do you pick?
changed, to be perfectly clear, you must advise which Ellie Mae you are talking about. From the TV show ? Or, from the movie ? And please post a photo of the one you designate !

Thanks
 

vessie

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I'm old . . . I'll take Daisy Mae Moses
She's a dunked christian, confederate to the core, country doctor who uses moon shine to relieve the pain and makes her own, hates revenuers and yankees of all sorts, knows the business end of a double barrel shotgun, can tell time by the sun and weather by a beetle.

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You just described my late mother inlaw Junebug, to a T.

And she was gorgeous even in her old age.

Her son, my husband, still looks like Jethro and I call him that sometimes.

My Tennessee man. V
 

FireDance

TB Fanatic
I must point out that Ellie Mae could be pretty frightening one of those long arms.

Mary Ann would probably talk you to death. (Heck both characters would require you to be deaf.)

But I am not looking for bedding either. Just a practical matter.
 

db cooper

Resident Secret Squirrel
Mary Ann. She's just that sweet little next door type of a girl. And based on a previous post, she aged very well. Now she's that sweet little old lady I wish lived next door.
 

PghPanther

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I vote none of the above.....................

In those days this lil gal was a slice of heaven and aged pretty well through the years on TV until we lost her of cancer in her 60s............

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Squib

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What was so wrong and off-turning about Ginger?

I don’t know...nothing really. I love red haired women...there’s nothing more stunning...but

I think with Ginger, she looked kinda bizarre (to a young boy) walking around that deserted Island in an evening gown with sequins all over it.

Also, when she’d act seductively, that “boom, chicka boom” stripper music would start playing...as a young kid, I was all like “what the heck is that all about?”

Ginger was, no doubt, sluttier, due to her Hollywood shtick...and at 8, 9,10 years old, that didn’t matter at all to me...to most kids!
 

hunybee

Veteran Member
If you look at the show, who smiled more, mary ann or ginger?

Who had more personality?

Who had more energy?
 

Samuel Adams

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What was so wrong and off-turning about Ginger?

Nothing particularly wrong with Ginger, it’s just.......like most women of her caliber (all? in this day and age ?)
being plane wrecked and stranded with a REAL man, in the deepest Alaskan/Canadian (Siberian ?) wilds.......for 6 months +/- ......would do her good.

:popcorn3:
 

Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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my understanding (from the many years of men talking about it) is that men want the mary ann during the day. they even want the mary ann right up to entering the bedroom, but then they want the ginger once the the door shuts.

is that accurate?
Not in my case. The Ginger character was what I’d call a Hollywood bimbo. Give me the honest down-to-earth type. Not to mention cute. The Ginger character would cheat on her man for a movie deal or money, while the Mary Ann character never would. Ginger would be a “trophy wife” that empties your bank account. Mary Ann wants kids and is happy going on a picnic.
 
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jward

passin' thru
I think it was the forced vampiness- usually women trying to be sexually stimulating or provocative read as off putting and "vulture"ish :: shrug ::
I dunno, I'd be friends with any of the gals, either show, but think Mrs. Howel and the secretary and granny would be hoots, and ellie mae might be fun as a project friend, but boring?

What was so wrong and off-turning about Ginger?
 

jward

passin' thru
Aww we're being mean to that poor mythical creature, Ginger LOL. She isn't necessarily a cheap, cheating, shallow inappropriately sexual and
insecure female... I think it was a character built to harken back to the fourties and earlier female types, who obviously had/have mega appeal...but for healthy adult males with certain tastes, not your jr. high kids watching after school...


..May be, but I'm still :: shruggin n wandering off laughing ::
Outside the scope of the question.
 

nehimama

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I don’t know...nothing really. I love red haired women...there’s nothing more stunning...but

I think with Ginger, she looked kinda bizarre (to a young boy) walking around that deserted Island in an evening gown with sequins all over it.

Also, when she’d act seductively, that “boom, chicka boom” stripper music would start playing...as a young kid, I was all like “what the heck is that all about?”

Ginger was, no doubt, sluttier, due to her Hollywood shtick...and at 8, 9,10 years old, that didn’t matter at all to me...to most kids!
Thanks. I hadn't a clear picture of her in my mind. I get it now.
 

TerryK

TB Fanatic
Ellie May or Mary Ann, both were fine in their day.

Trivia note: Donna Douglas aka Ellie was the beautiful blonde girl in the Twilight Zone episode called "Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder"
 

tm1439m

Veteran Member
I don’t know...nothing really. I love red haired women...there’s nothing more stunning...but

I think with Ginger, she looked kinda bizarre (to a young boy) walking around that deserted Island in an evening gown with sequins all over it.

Also, when she’d act seductively, that “boom, chicka boom” stripper music would start playing...as a young kid, I was all like “what the heck is that all about?”

Ginger was, no doubt, sluttier, due to her Hollywood shtick...and at 8, 9,10 years old, that didn’t matter at all to me...to most kids!
Ha ha, I guess we are all different.

When I was a young kid and saw a sexy mama I was ooo lala.

It might have something to do with walking in on the neighbors mom when I was about 5 and seeing her in some pretty seductive panty thingy's. :D She did not see me for a couple minutes but let me tell you I saw her :ecrz: Then she finally saw me and was trying her best to cover everything up but it did not stop me from staring :eye:. She was like go, get out of here. Go now!! But all I could do was think :kiss::hugs::prfl:. She persisted with get out now!!! All while laughing because I would not leave. I was like dazed and confused :strs: . She was like :sldr:GO NOW!!!! I was like :groucho::groucho::groucho::devilish::devilish::devilish::look::look::look:. She finally had to push me out of the room and then shut the door before I came to me senses. :jstr: :lkick::lkick:There was not much left to the imagination. I think I matured at least 5 years that day :shd::shd:ha ha.

That memory stuck with me for quite a long time lol. I carried it everyhwhere I went. :rdog:
 

tiredude

Veteran Member
Ha ha, I guess we are all different.

When I was a young kid and saw a sexy mama I was ooo lala.

It might have something to do with walking in on the neighbors mom when I was about 5 and seeing her in some pretty seductive panty thingy's. :D She did not see me for a couple minutes but let me tell you I saw her :ecrz: Then she finally saw me and was trying her best to cover everything up but it did not stop me from staring :eye:. She was like go, get out of here. Go now!! But all I could do was think :kiss::hugs::prfl:. She persisted with get out now!!! All while laughing because I would not leave. I was like dazed and confused :strs: . She was like :sldr:GO NOW!!!! I was like :groucho::groucho::groucho::devilish::devilish::devilish::look::look::look:. She finally had to push me out of the room and then shut the door before I came to me senses. :jstr: :lkick::lkick:There was not much left to the imagination. I think I matured at least 5 years that day :shd::shd:ha ha.

That memory stuck with me for quite a long time lol. I carried it everyhwhere I went. :rdog:
that could be the start of a good coming of age thread....... the funny thing is I bet the were all three whores.......Ive got a 90% chance of being right. Everyone has there fantasies i guess...... ill leave them to it......
for the record.....they were all 3 beautiful........coming from an old male whore...im not hypocrite
 
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