PLAY Ellie Mae or Mary Ann?


Back to Eden Gardener
ok, we know most guys pick Mary Ann over Ginger, but the questions is......Ellie May or Mary Ann? Which wholesome farm girl do you pick?


Contributing Member
This is a tough question. Ginger is an easy no, but mary ann vs elle may? I would have to stick with mary ann because she is a classy girl next door type of vibe, whereas elle may despite her millions and obvious charms, is a fish out of water and could'nt function in society.


passin' thru
At least one o' ya cave men should note that Ellie Mae is as dumb as those rock-loaves- o-bread- she buries, and since boobs, $, hair colour etc can all be PURCHASED, you are o' course goin with the brunette... coz she has the inner and outer accouterments, some o' which no amount o' $ will buy.

No? Notta one?! Hmm.

:: shakes head in bewilderment, wanders off laughing ::


Veteran Member
Let's just say I'd put a widow sticker of Mary Ann on my truck right next to Bigfoot. Only difference is May Ann is real and you can see her every Sunday afternoon on MeTV.