Ought Six
Membership Revoked
After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called: SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.
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The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you can get sex from Aides.
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Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar."
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The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress: "Presidue."
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Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.
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Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic emblem from a donkey to a condom? It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed.
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Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward, and not one is his sister!
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Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who intoned, "Prepare to become widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
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The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you can get sex from Aides.
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Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar."
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The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress: "Presidue."
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Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.
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Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic emblem from a donkey to a condom? It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed.
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Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward, and not one is his sister!
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Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who intoned, "Prepare to become widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
