WTF?!? Zombie Tracker 20 May 2014

LightEcho

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The zombie of the day is this fine naked man in Dallas TX.

http://myfox8.com/2014/05/20/naked-man-jumps-through-sunroof-of-car-attacks-woman/

Naked man jumps through sunroof of car, attacks woman

Posted on: 7:42 am, May 20, 2014, by Web Staff, updated on: 08:08am, May 20, 2014

DALLAS, Texas — A Dallas woman says she’s traumatized after a naked man jumped through her sunroof and started attacking her while she was driving.

A bystander recorded the incident with his iPhone.

The man punched and choked the woman, as the car went the wrong way down the road before it crashed into a utility pole.

Witnesses say the suspect had attacked a woman jogging with her baby, just moments before the second attack.

Source: WAGA-TV
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My theory on these: while drugs may be declared the causal factor, I think we are seeing an unleashing of demonic activity. The common denominators will be: naked, wild, destructive, attacking

Just a hunch, but a demon that is wearing human skin does not like having another layer of "clothing". Warmer climates... body temperatures up.
 
Gitche Gumee Kid

Gitche Gumee Kid

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Don't worry . The Military have you covered.

GGK

http://wtkr.com/2014/05/16/pentagon-planners-lay-out-battle-plan-against-zombies/


Pentagon planners lay out battle plan against zombies
Posted 1:59 pm, May 16, 2014, by Matt Knight

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WASHINGTON (CNN) – Never fear the night of the living dead – the Pentagon has got you covered.

From responses to natural disasters to a catastrophic attack on the homeland, the U.S. military has a plan of action ready to go if either incident occurs.

It has also devised an elaborate plan should a zombie apocalypse befall the country, according to a Defense Department document obtained by CNN.

In an unclassified document titled “CONOP 8888,” officials from U.S. Strategic Command used the specter of a planet-wide attack by the walking dead as a training template for how to plan for real-life, large-scale operations, emergencies and catastrophes.

And the Pentagon says there’s a reasonable explanation.

“The document is identified as a training tool used in an in-house training exercise where students learn about the basic concepts of military plans and order development through a fictional training scenario,” Navy Capt. Pamela Kunze, a spokeswoman for U.S. Strategic Command, told CNN. “This document is not a U.S. Strategic Command plan.”

Nevertheless, the preparation and thoroughness exhibited by the Pentagon for how to prepare for a scenario in which Americans are about to be overrun by flesh-eating invaders is quite impressive.

A wide variety of different zombies, each brandishing their own lethal threats, are possible to confront and should be planned for, according to the document.

Zombie life forms “created via some form of occult experimentation in what might otherwise be referred to as ‘evil magic,’ to vegetarian zombies that pose no threat to humans due to their exclusive consumption of vegetation, to zombie life forms created after an organism is infected with a high dose of radiation are among the invaders the document outlines.”

Every phase of the operation from conducting general zombie awareness training, and recalling all military personnel to their duty stations, to deploying reconnaissance teams to ascertain the general safety of the environment to restoring civil authority after the zombie threat has been neutralized are discussed.

And the rules of engagement with the zombies are clearly spelled out within the document.

“The only assumed way to effectively cause causalities to the zombie ranks by tactical force is the concentration of all firepower to the head, specifically the brain,” the plan reads. “The only way to ensure a zombie is ‘dead’ is to burn the zombie corpse.”

There are even contingency plans for how to deal with hospitals and other medical facilities infiltrated by zombies, and the possible deployment of remote controlled robots to man critical infrastructure points such as power stations if the zombie threat becomes too much.

A chain of command from the President on down along with the roles to be played by the State Department and the intelligence community for dealing with the zombie apocalypse are clearly spelled out in the document.

The training document was first reported by Foreign Policy magazine.

This is also not the first time zombies have been used as the antagonist in U.S. government training operations. Both the Centers for Disease Control and the Department of Homeland Security have used the creatures as a vehicle for training their personnel in the past.

Defense officials stress the report in no way signals an invasion of zombies is on the horizon. The only real purpose of the document was to practice how to execute a plan for handling something as large and serious a situation like flesh-eating beings trying to overrun the United States.

And why zombies?

Officials familiar with the planning of it say zombies were chosen precisely because of the outlandish nature of the attack premise.

“Training examples for plans must accommodate the political fallout that occurs if the general public mistakenly believes that a fictional training scenario is actually a real plan,” the document says. “Rather than risk such an outcome by teaching our augmentees using the fictional ‘Tunisia’ or ‘Nigeria’ scenarios used at (Joint Combined Warfighting School), we elected to use a completely impossible scenario that could never be mistaken as a real plan.”

So, practice for the when, where and how to plan for a more likely disaster scenario? Yes. But zombies of all stripes would be well advised to take note of this directive to Strategic Command personnel buried within the document.

“Maintain emergency plans to employ nuclear weapons within (the continental United States) to eradicate zombie hordes.”

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L.A.B.

L.A.B.

Goodness before greatness.
Has anyone here come across the youtube video said to be of an old Russian sleep deprivation experiment?

If the premise of the video is true, the normal sleep pattern may provide a function other than simply resting the body with the REM sleep stage and all the good hormones associated with it. According to the documentary, (L.A.B. paraphrasing now), the extended sleep deprivation that was enhanced with a certain gas, created a self destructive and homicidal rage that included consuming the flesh in vicious attacks of others, or even ones own flesh.

Someone take a look at that video and tell me I missed the disclaimer regarding fiction, or I'm sleeping with the NVG's under the infra-red lights!

If there was any truth to the aforementioned video, then modern illicit drug use (bath-salts) etc might mimic the days on end sleep depravation said to have taken men into a zombie type insanity by day five.
 
NBCsurvivor

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L.A.B. said:
Has anyone here come across the youtube video said to be of an old Russian sleep deprivation experiment?

If the premise of the video is true, the normal sleep pattern may provide a function other than simply resting the body with the REM sleep stage and all the good hormones associated with it. According to the documentary, (L.A.B. paraphrasing now), the extended sleep deprivation that was enhanced with a certain gas, created a self destructive and homicidal rage that included consuming the flesh in vicious attacks of others, or even ones own flesh.

Someone take a look at that video and tell me I missed the disclaimer regarding fiction, or I'm sleeping with the NVG's under the infra-red lights!

If there was any truth to the aforementioned video, then modern illicit drug use (bath-salts) etc might mimic the days on end sleep depravation said to have taken men into a zombie type insanity by day five.
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OK, I was intrigued enough to look up the russian sleep experiment. It's apparently false and originated on creepypasta.com as a fictional story. OMG, what a cool story though. Here's a link to the story and the snopes calling it false.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Russian_Sleep_Experiment

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/ghosts/russiansleep.asp
 
L.A.B.

L.A.B.

Goodness before greatness.
LightEcho

LightEcho

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We have an addition to our zombie tracker.

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/breaki...ndalizing-strangers-home/ngMkQ/?__federated=1

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Posted: 12:55 p.m. Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Naked woman found vandalizing stranger’s home
By Alexis Stevens

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

A northwest Georgia woman is accused of damaging and flooding a stranger’s home — while naked.

Around 6:40 p.m. Friday, a Calhoun-area homeowner reported she’d returned home to find her home vandalized and a naked woman inside, the Gordon County Sheriff’s Office said Tuesday. Deputies searched the Nelson Lake Road home, where they found the suspect hiding in a closet, Sheriff Mitch Ralston said.

The suspect, Suzanne Hussain, 34, lives about seven miles away and didn’t know the homeowner, Ralston said.

“Ms. Hussain was in fact nude, and was acting abnormally, but was taken into custody without further incident,” Ralston posted on the sheriff’s office website. “The house was extensively damaged, including having been flooded.”

Paramedics were called to scene to evaluate Hussain, who was then transported to Gordon Hospital, where she was treated and released, the Sheriff’s Office said. Upon release from the hospital, Hussain was arrested, charged with burglary and criminal damage to property and booked into the Gordon County jail, Ralston said.

Hussain remained in jail Tuesday afternoon awaiting a bond amount, Ralston said. She was also being held on a probation violation for a prior charge of possession of methamphetamine, jail records showed.
 
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