WOKE Wokification Update: Kellogg's Creates New WOKE Cereal for Kids (is pro- LGBTQ+)

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Wokification Update: Kellogg's Creates New WOKE Cereal for Kids
By Mike Miller | May 13, 2021

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"On this episode of “Who Didn’t See This Coming?”… Kellogg’s has announced the creation of a new “woke” cereal, America. Ready? The formerly legendary cereal maker, in partnership with the LGBTQ+ media organization GLAAD (Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation), has released a Pride-themed cereal called “Together With Pride.”



Spoiler: As noted by The Right Scoop, the new woke cereal even asks kids which genders they prefer to use — on the side of the box.

Let’s check with Advocate, which promotes itself as the “gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, and queer news leader, including politics, commentary, arts, and entertainment” — which recently announced the new cereal on its website.

Kellogg’s, in a partnership with the LGBTQ+ media organization GLAAD, has released a Pride-themed cereal called Together With Pride.
Retailing for $4, Together With Pride will be on supermarket shelves in May, just prior to the month of LGBTQ+ festivities. For every purchase, Kellogg’s will donate $3 to GLAAD. For the donation to occur, patrons must upload a copy of their receipt to KelloggsFamilyRewards.com.
The 7.8-ounce box is full of a rainbow variety of heart-shaped cereal bites and even edible glitter. Kellogg’s famous cereal figures are gathered on the exterior illustration, including Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the Rice Krispies elves, Snap, Crackle, and Pop.
The caption on the box reads:

“We believe that all young people and those young at heart deserve an environment where they can grow up to be their best selves. That’s why we’ve joined forces with GLAAD by going purple on Spirit Day to stand up against bullying in all forms, and support a more accepting world for LGBTQ youth.”

“Going purple”? No idea. Not that I’m upset I don’t have a clue, by the way.

“Cerealously” (nicely played) tweeted that the whole thing “tastes a little hollow.”

Kellogg’s Together with Pride Cereal has landed! It’s certainly colorful, but much like the efforts of any corporation trying to be woke — especially when you’re required to sign up for Kellogg’s Family Rewards just to turn your purchase into a donation — it tastes a little hollow.
At least.

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Robby Starbuck nailed it, as he usually nails things.

“Woke corporation alert: Kellogg’s has released a new woke cereal so kids can get a big dose of leftist propaganda in the morning to go along with their sugary bowl of cereal. If you want them to leave our kids alone then you have a duty to stop giving Kellogg’s your $!”
Check out the short video if you can stomach it.
[27 seconds RT, just talking re this]

View: https://twitter.com/i/status/1392669858718965766


To Robby Starbuck’s point, it occurs to me that the list of companies from which I refuse to buy — including Nike gear — continues to grow.

As Advocate noted, this is not the first collaboration between Kellogg’s and GLAAD. They joined forces in 2018 to launch “All Together” cereal, timed to Spirit Day, an annual event that “fights the bullying of LGBTQ+ young people.”

The caption on that cereal box read:

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“We believe that all young people and those young at heart deserve an environment where they can grow up to be their best selves. That’s why we’ve joined forces with GLAAD by going purple on Spirit Day to stand up against bullying in all forms, and support a more accepting world for LGBTQ youth.”
To each his (her, its, whatever) own. As as I’ve said for years, I don’t give a damn what consenting adults do behind closed doors with —or to — themselves or their bodies. Couldn’t care less. Just don’t try to shove it in my face (phrasing?) or attempt to get me to accept it, let alone approve of it. I reserve the right to make that decision all by myself.



But the insanity being shoved in the faces of children — from cartoon and movie characters to woke boxes of cereal, to encouragement from lunatics that kids as young as 3-years-old, or whatever, “self-identify” their gender without interference from their parents?

Let’s just say I’m grateful, in a sense, that I no longer have young children — as much as I cherish those years of normal child-rearing."
 

psychgirl

Has No Life - Lives on TB
That’s why among other things I quit buying their cereal years ago! Their political crap!

And wsyyyy too expensive
Idiots
 

Raggedyman

Res ipsa loquitur
MS
I for one appreciate the lists. . . we don't use ANY of that shit but for the saltines . . . I WILL find an alternative.
FVK THEM - each and every one
 
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Josie

Has No Life - Lives on TB
My grandkids love Fruit Loops. But I think they can get used to generic just as well. But Day-um, no Pop Tarts? Those are my bribe material!
 
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raven

TB Fanatic
Holy Cow! How did I walk around for decades and not realize it was spelled Froot? I always thought it was Fruit. We never bought them, so I guess that is why. Still kind of funny, though. :lol:
Mandela Effect. And there has never been a "Jiffy" peanut butter.
 

Dobbin

Faithful Steed
I always wondered about those three pixie like dudes. Snap, Crackle, Pop?

Menage a trois?

Dobbin
 

Laurane

Canadian Loonie

In one of the stranger stands against bullying in recent years, Kellogg’s has partnered with GLAAD to throw six of its cereals into one super homosexual box of breakfast.

The cereal, which will be called a very un-catchy “All Together Cereal,” includes Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, Rice Krispies, Corn Flakes, Frosted Mini Wheats, and Raisin Bran. Each cereal's respective mascot will also be featured on the box.
“We all belong together,” read a statement released by Kellogg’s. “So for the first time in history, our famous mascots and cereals are offered exclusively together in the same box for All Together Cereal. It’s a symbol of acceptance no matter how you look, where you’re from or who you love.”

Of course, the cereals will still be packaged separately within the box, which is a mixed metaphor in and of itself, but it’s probably for the best. Eating all of them at once sounds absolutely repulsive. Like all bizarre promotional items, All Together Cereal is a limited time opportunity, so if you feel really compelled to munch on gay cereal in the mornings, get it while you can.

But, in what should be a nod to the fact that the LGBTQ community consistently makes less money than heterosexual folks but totally isn’t, it should be noted that a single purple box is going to set you back $19.99. Undoubtedly it’s to offset the cost of Kellogg’s oh-so-generous pledge of $50,000 to GLAAD.

Alternatively, if you want some gay cereal and don’t want to dole out an insane price, just slap a new label on a box of Froot Loops, because come on, Kellogg’s. That one was right there.
 

Walrus Whisperer

Hope in chains...
Simply, I too, never noticed it was Froot - could have SWORN it was Fruit...all these years.
Hate it when that happens. Too creepy.
I HATE when that happens. It's like when you know something is one way And all of a sudden, it's not the way you knew it was. A shift in what you knew as reality. :shr:
 
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