Makes our convos in the executive lounge seem normal. Classy, even.
MORON whats wrong with this picture?
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The Hammer
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Depends on if it's Executive Lounge No. 3, which is closest to the bar area, or if it's Executive Lounge No. 2.
I've seen things in No. 2 that would best not be uttered....
Whats he doin with Groucho's Aunts?Well, they did get up and let you out of the tub after a bit.
subnet
Boot
Nah....id rather clean the seat, the weirdo lonely types can stay at the other end of the pisser lane.
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Squib
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Speaking of urinals and just plain wrong…
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Line Doggie
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desert_fox
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Best video ever on bathroom etiquette.
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Runtime 9:57.
Runtime 9:57.
Let me tell you something buckaroo, I have never felt comfortable performing the social rite of standing in a group of men, their d*cks, out, taking a community piss. Now, if you like that kind of thing (regardless of how faggoty it is), you go right ahead. I use a stall (though standing up.) But while you’re there with your group of faggot he-men buddies, why not offer to hold their c*cks for them while they pee. Maybe a tug or two at the end amongst friends.
Yeah buddy, male penis rituals. Not for me thanks.
Vulture45-70
Veteran Member
Reminds me of a parking lot. I can park my car at the furtherest end of a grocery parking lot then some Alpha Hotel will come park right next to it on the drivers side. Guess he thought the cars would have sex and create a new breed of cars
You seem to see gay sexual undertones in an awful lot of normal life functions.
Just sayin'
Summerthyme
The Hammer
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And we're only on Page 2...
And we're only on Page 2...
Just wait til the liquor stores open in 6 minutes.
Well, you women would never understand. You go to the bathroom in packs, and you’ll never understand the “do’s and dont’s” of male public toileting
SouthernBreeze
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Men who use public urinals are not all gay or engaging in faggotry. I'm not a man, but I'm certainly married to one. It's an insult to men to claim that they are.
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DFENZ
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With experience as a plumbing contractor, I have to say that crossed water lines are actually relatively rare. Crossing water lines under the lav to get it right is relatively easy but having hot water supplying a toilet next to it is not. Very likely what you witnessed was the handywork of a clueless, novice maintenance worker who replaced leaky cartridges on single handled (Moen) faucets and did not know that rotating the cartridge/handle 180 degrees will switch the sides of the hot and cold water. Installing replacement cartridges in those faucets and getting the hot and cold water right the first time is a 50/50 deal, but very easy to fix if it's backward.
It's not a code violation, just very bad form.
Weirdly, some Conrad Hilton hotels are a notable exception- they like the C on the left and H on the right as kind of a trademark monogram on their 2-handle faucets.
Ooh, an insult???? If you’re insulted by that, this place isn’t for you.
And you don’t know my history, or what makes me feel as I do.
SouthernBreeze
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This place isn't for me, because I don't see all men who use public urinals as being a bunch of fags? OK.
No, because you’re so damn thin skinned that something that petty twists your nipples in a knot.
SouthernBreeze
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Do you have to be so insulting and vulgar?
CaryC
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And I think you need to watch your mouth.
I wonder if you'd be offended if I said you have a dirty mind, and is the reason you can't stand next to other men and use the bathroom?
Piss off
It’s clear that you never had the horrible things done to you that I did when I was in HS.
nomifyle
TB Fanatic
Well, I thought the whole thing was pretty funny. Although there are ladies at my church that would be horrified at the conversations in this thread. They've led sheltered lives. My thinking is if a thread is going somewhere that makes you uncomfortable stop reading it.
As for a man sitting down to pee, my alpha male DH sits down, I think his deceased wife must have taught him to do that. But he's all man and not a sissy.
As for a man sitting down to pee, my alpha male DH sits down, I think his deceased wife must have taught him to do that. But he's all man and not a sissy.
ShadowMan
Designated Grumpy Old Fart
Well this thread is sure headed into the toilet, both literally and figuratively. 
As for high school pranks.....I was the new kid in one high school and some moron in the gym class thought snapping me in the arse with a towel was funny....cause I was skinny little new kid with glasses. I guess he never heard about WETTING the towel and rolling it up tight like a bull whip and then attacking him EVERYWHERE at waist level with that wet PE towel as he danced around the shower room. And trust me....I was going for the gold and left some pretty hefty little blood blisters in very tender places!!
Needless to say, that kind of harassment against me ended really quickly.
Don't mess with the CRAZY new kid with glasses!!
As for high school pranks.....I was the new kid in one high school and some moron in the gym class thought snapping me in the arse with a towel was funny....cause I was skinny little new kid with glasses. I guess he never heard about WETTING the towel and rolling it up tight like a bull whip and then attacking him EVERYWHERE at waist level with that wet PE towel as he danced around the shower room. And trust me....I was going for the gold and left some pretty hefty little blood blisters in very tender places!!
Needless to say, that kind of harassment against me ended really quickly.Don't mess with the CRAZY new kid with glasses!!
I remember many years ago when I was in the Navy and traveling overseas (although I've completely forgotten where it was) my buddies and I were drinking at one of the bars or club. When I went to go use the bathroom I was shocked to see six or seven holes in the floor kind of tiled in. No dividers or anything. I assumed they were for pee and poo. I said to myself no way I can't go here.
I ended up peeing outside in a nearby alley out of view.
I ended up peeing outside in a nearby alley out of view.
I remember that too. Urinals not to bad but those 12 or 15 toilets all lined up next to one another was pretty awful. No privacy what so ever but no other choice either.
Griz3752
Retired, practising Curmudgeon
I think that means you've been vetted and accepted . . . . .
Not certain though; no official pronouncements I'm aware of . . .
Griz3752
Retired, practising Curmudgeon
And so, it starts . . . .
Meadowlark
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If your standing up your not beta, you just shy.
The Hammer
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