Cure for Tapeworm.
Tapeworm Therapy
A man had a tapeworm and went to the doctor to get it removed. The doctor said, "I know exactly what to do, come back next week and bring me an apple and a lemon cookie." So the man did this. He gave the apple and the lemon cookie to the doctor. The doctor told the man to drop his pants and bend over. First, he shoved the apple up the man's bottom and then waited a minute. Then, he shoved the lemon cookie up his butt and told him he was finished but come back next week with an apple and a lemon cookie.
The man did this. Once again, the doctor told him to drop his pants and bend over. He inserted the apple, waited a minute, inserted the lemon cookie and then informed the man that he was finished but come back next week with an apple and a lemon cookie. The man began looking noticeably frustrated.
The next week, the man reluctantly showed up with the apple and the lemon cookie. The doctor did the exact same thing, and when he was finished the man said, "Hold up, this treatment is NOT working! The tapeworm is still in there and if I can be perfectly honest, I am getting pretty ****ing tired of shoving apples and lemon cookies up my ass!" The doctor said, "Not to worry, next week will be your final treatment, bring me an apple and a hammer." The man glared at him, worried that he was going to shove that hammer up his ass.
The next week rolled around and the man did what he was told once again. The doctor told him to drop his pants. The doctor inserted the apple. Waited a minute. Waited another minute. During the third minute, the tapeworm stuck his head out of the man's butthole and said, "Hey, where is my lemon cookie?" Before the worm had a chance to retreat, the doctor smashed its head in with the hammer.