Seems like there was a time the environmentalists were pushing us to get bidets, so we could wash our bums rather than wipe 'em. I guess the latter option led to clear-cutting our forests. Don't hear much about 'em anymore. I guess trees are worth less than water (or maybe the trees a few states away are a better option when the water is only a drip).
(I searched for an appropriate thread to annex this to, but "bidet" seems to lead to the White House, and I really didn't want to go there. And there was a TMI thread by a more beloved leader I chose not to resurrect.)
(I searched for an appropriate thread to annex this to, but "bidet" seems to lead to the White House, and I really didn't want to go there. And there was a TMI thread by a more beloved leader I chose not to resurrect.)