TRANS Underwear invention protects privacy

[optimistic pessimist]

http://www.theolympian.com/2010/11/21/1447906/underwear-invention-protects-privacy.html

Underwear invention protects privacy at airport

The Associated Press • Published November 21, 2010



DENVER – It's a special kind of underwear - with a strategically placed fig leaf design - and a Colorado man says it'll get you through the airport screeners with your dignity intact.


Jeff Buske says his invention uses a powdered metal that protects people's privacy when undergoing medical or security screenings.

Buske of Las Vegas, Nev.-Rocky Flats Gear says the underwear's inserts are thin and conform to the body's contours, making it difficult to hide anything beneath them. The mix of tungsten and other metals do not set off metal detectors.

The men's design has the fig leaf, while the one for women comes in the shape of clasped hands.

It's unclear whether it would lead to an automatic, more intrusive pat down by federal Transportation Security Administration officials.


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[ainitfunny]

YES, it WOULD get you BOTH the nudie scan and the INTIMATE GROPING of the area "concealed" by the garment.

 

[Double_A]

Wonder what the reaction would be to a person having a bladder accident, in the TSA's face?

Could you bill the TSA for a golden shower? Wonder what the going rate for a golden shower is?

 

[William]

Eat beans before every flight.............

 

[ainitfunny]

Wonder what the reaction would be to a person having a bladder accident, in the TSA's face?

Could you bill the TSA for a golden shower? Wonder what the going rate for a golden shower is?

60 years ago my 7 year old retarded cousin had a "bladder accident" on a teacher and spent the REST OF HIS CHILDHOOD in "reform school" ( till 18), where he got beatings daily. So, I don't think the authorities would take too kindly to an adult pulling such a stunt and would bet you would end up not with jail but SERIOUS PRISON TIME. I myself can think of several FELONY charges and I'm not even a lawyer.

 

[ainitfunny]

Eat beans before every flight.............

Perhaps you and the others advocating FARTING in TSO officers faces are unaware of the person who was convicted of assault for deliberately doing so to another officer of the law, I believe.

Another man was brought up on charges of assaulting another inmate whom he continually deliberately sidled up to in order to fart upon. He is facing a $10,000 fine and 5 years in prison.

 

[optimistic pessimist]

I think the only potentially successful movement would be to fly Nudest Air....just carry the white flag of surrender with you...

 

[Double_A]

60 years ago my 7 year old retarded cousin had a "bladder accident" on a teacher and spent the REST OF HIS CHILDHOOD in "reform school" ( till 18), where he got beatings daily. So, I don't think the authorities would take too kindly to an adult pulling such a stunt and would bet you would end up not with jail but SERIOUS PRISON TIME. I myself can think of several FELONY charges and I'm not even a lawyer.

Well that shows you how much we've advanced. you may enjoy a golden shower more than the stick in your ass?

Accidents happen you know. Look at that cancer patient who's urine bag already dumted on the TSA guy.

 

[ainitfunny]

This guy got LIFE IN PRISON for spitting on a cop because it was his third strike and he had two previous convictions for rape and burglary, but still, "LIFE in prison"? "Bodily fluids on an officer" is a FELONY.

http://www.alldeaf.com/current-events/3982-man-gets-life-prison-spitting.html

There are right and wrong ways to protest. That way is unacceptable.

 

[TJA]

First thing that comes to my mind is whether or not the metal particles will set off secondary radiation and if so would it be any more hazardous?

 

[Double_A]

This guy got LIFE IN PRISON for spitting on a cop because it was his third strike and he had two previous convictions for rape and burglary, but still, "LIFE in prison"? "Bodily fluids on an officer" is a FELONY.

http://www.alldeaf.com/current-events/3982-man-gets-life-prison-spitting.html

There are right and wrong ways to protest. That way is unacceptable.

Well piss on it, I thought I had a good idea.

 

[Double_A]

First thing that comes to my mind is whether or not the metal particles will set off secondary radiation and if so would it be any more hazardous?

Well that would be possible if neutrons were used. As far as I know that is only used in scanner of tractor-trailers carrying cargo.

The current nakid scanner uses millimeter wavelength Radio Freq Energy.

 

[dstraito]

This is what I'd like to say to a TSA person.


i fart in your general direction

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA