MORON Ugandan imam is suspended after finding out his wife of two weeks was actually a man

Marthanoir

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I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"

Ugandan imam is suspended after finding out his wife of two weeks was actually a man
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Ugandan imam is suspended after finding out his wife of two weeks was actually a man
  • Sheikh Mohammed Mutumba, 27, said bride wouldn't 'undress while they slept'
  • The truth came out when she stole neighbour's TV and was searched by police
  • Friends said his wife 'had a sweet soft voice and walked like a woman'
By James Mills for MailOnline
Published: 12:20, 15 January 2020 | Updated: 12:23, 15 January 2020
A Ugandan imam has been suspended after discovering his new wife was actually a man.
Sheikh Mohammed Mutumba, 27, found out the truth when his bride was caught stealing a TV from a neighbour and was searched by police.
The thief later admitted pretending to be a woman so he could marry the imam and steal his money, local media in Kayunga reported.
Shocked Mutumba has been suspended from his duties as a cleric at the Kyampisi Masjid Noor mosque while an investigation is carried out.
Sheikh Mohammed Mutumba, 27, says he had no idea his bride was a man when they married
Sheikh Mohammed Mutumba, 27, says he had no idea his bride was a man when they married

The truth came out when the bride was caught stealing a TV from a neighbour and searched by police
The truth came out when the bride was caught stealing a TV from a neighbour and searched by police
He claimed he hadn't been intimate with his 'wife' since the wedding two weeks before because she told him she was menstruating.
Mutumba said he thought he was marrying a woman called Swabullah Nabukeera when they wed in a traditional Islamic ceremony in December.
Her true identity was exposed when she was arrested for the theft of a television set and clothes from his next door neighbors.
A female police officer carried out a body search on the suspect, thinking she was a woman, and found out she was actually a man.
Mutumba is said to be 'too devastated' to talk about the incident and needs counselling.
Friends and colleagues said they were also fooled by the imposter, who usually wore a hijab.
Amisi Kibunga, who also works at the mosque, said: 'He had a sweet soft voice and walked like a woman.'
Kibunga also revealed that Mutumba had complained four days after the wedding that his new bride refused 'to undress while they slept.'
The suspect later told police his real name was Richard Tumushabe and he admitted he married Mutumba in a bid to steal the cleric's money.
Local Muslim official Sheikh Abdul Noor Kakande said the 'unfortunate' incident was being investigated.
Mosque officials said they suspended the imam despite confirming he had entered the marriage thinking Nabukeera was a woman.
The mosque's head imam, Sheikh Isa Busuulwa, said the suspension was necessary to 'preserve the integrity of their faith.'
He said Mutumba had worked at the mosque for four years and was one of its three imams.
The head cleric added that though he had attended Mutumba's marriage reception, the mosque had not been involved in the wedding celebrations.
Local news reporters from The Daily Monitor tried to contact Mutumba at his home but neighbors said he had not been seen for days and was staying with relatives while receiving counseling.

 

Marthanoir

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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFwP2huyNzg&app=desktop


The Kinks - Lola

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like
Coca Cola
C-O-L-A Cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
She said, "Little boy, won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes
Well, I almost fell for my Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her, and she at me
Well, that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
Except for Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'd left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
She said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man"
Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
 

packyderms_wife

Neither here nor there.
Well since he pretended to be a woman does this make this an executable offense in islam, or do they just convert him to a female like they do in Iran???
 

20Gauge

TB Fanatic
Okay....... I can promise you that I would not wait two weeks after a marriage.

Now the question is who did the "wife" satisfy the Iman during the short marriage? I would suspect someone is about to be executed for homosexuality....... this is not going to end well......
 
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