Somehow, I ended up at the sick jokes section of about.com tonight and now I can't pull myself away.
It's a long list and some on the page are lame so only copying ones that make me giggle.
http://sickjokes.about.com/library/blsexlist9.htm
B]THINGS NEVER TO SAY TO A MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS[/B]
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
53. Are you cold?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
It's a long list and some on the page are lame so only copying ones that make me giggle.
http://sickjokes.about.com/library/blsexlist9.htm
B]THINGS NEVER TO SAY TO A MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS[/B]
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
53. Are you cold?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!