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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ign-prepares-Americans-genuine-disasters.html
'The ZOMBIES are coming!' Government warns of living dead pandemic in witty campaign to prepare Americans for genuine disasters


By Daily Mail Reporter
PUBLISHED: 20:04 EST, 7 September 2012 | UPDATED: 06:19 EST, 8 September 2012


Batten down the hatches, the zombies are coming - at least according to the government.
In a bizarre public health campaign, the Homeland Security Department has warned Americans to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, in a bid to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies.

To get ready for the living dead, they urge citizens to stock up on food, batteries and water, and to keep a spare change of clothes and medication on hand.



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Zombie alert: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have released a public service poster on Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic, pictured

The theory behind the tongue-in-cheek campaign is that the same preparations will come in handy during a real emergency -- whether a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.




The campaign's tagline is 'If you're ready for a zombie apocalypse, then you're ready for any emergency.'

On Thursday, the Federal Emergency Management Agency hosted an online seminar for its Citizen Corps organization to help emergency planners better prepare their communities for disaster.



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Zombieland: Some of the recommendations in the campaign are reminiscent to the 2009 film 'Zombieland', pictured

And they were encouraged to use the threat of zombies - the frightening, brain-munching creatures of horror films - to get their point across.

The federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention first launched the zombie apocalypse social media campaign last year and are running with the same tactic again.

They also believe Halloween being around the corner may help make people engage with their efforts.

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Real disasters: The theory behind the campaign is that if people are ready for a zombie attack they will be prepared for genuine disasters, such as Hurricane Katrina in 2005, pictured

Among the government's recommendations for zombie preparedness were having an emergency evacuation plan and a change of clothes, plus keeping on hand fresh water, extra medications and emergency flashlights.

A few of the government's suggestions tracked closely with some of the 33 rules for dealing with zombies popularized in the 2009 movie Zombieland.
These included 'always carry a change of underwear' and 'when in doubt, know your way out.'
The CDC confirmed to the Daily News that it wasn't aware of any zombie-like virus or condition going around.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...mericans-genuine-disasters.html#ixzz25tbyvk8b
 
To get ready for the living dead, they urge citizens to stock up on food, batteries and water, and to keep a spare change of clothes and medication on hand.

They forgot the most important preps for the Zombie apocalypse: Firearms and ammo. Head shots and double tap!
 

Halfdar

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To get ready for the living dead, they urge citizens to stock up on food, batteries and water, and to keep a spare change of clothes and medication on hand.

They forgot the most important preps for the Zombie apocalypse: Firearms and ammo. Head shots and double tap!

Um, isn't being attacked by a zombie the same as any other attack? you're supposed to give the assailant whatever they want and call the police after-the-fact?
Right? What would we need firearms & ammo for, pray tell? What're you, some kinda terrorist? :D (sarc/OFF)
 
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