Anybody who posts a BonJovi ANYTHING will be banned and possibly executed under the rules of euthanasia.
PERVERSE The woman who was found naked in a car with her student, is married to Department of Defense commander William Ward.
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mikeho78
Contributing Member
How about a Mellencamp lunchbox with a pacifier and a bottle of "whine" for when he stomps off a concert?
That level of recognition is not acceptable.
Kinda like validating lizzo as a country singer.
homecanner1
Veteran Member
No fool like an old fool.
These ladyteachers are playin with fire messing with teenage boys. Not much sympathy.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld1l4Ud7jp8&pp=ygUUZmlyZSBsYWtlIGJvYiBzZWdlciA%3D
These ladyteachers are playin with fire messing with teenage boys. Not much sympathy.
homecanner1
Veteran Member
One more and am done. As our beloved and much put upon Mister Softey used to warn us at Greenspun: the latter is the law.
Indeed
Leave the kids alone...or there is hell, toupee. Womenfolk can end up on the Registry too.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUUdQfnshJ4&pp=ygUWcm9hZCB0byBoZWxsIGNocmlzIHJlYQ%3D%3D
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Leave the kids alone...or there is hell, toupee. Womenfolk can end up on the Registry too.
jward
passin' thru
Well yeah. we know even a brisk breeze can stir the... imagination o' the young; a puppy may be cute as a button in his awkward, hyper-exuberant phase, but he's still inclined to leave teeth marks where he shouldn't and, in his excitement, as likely to piddle on the carpet.
..I can't say I know many healthy adult women who'd settle or be willing to put in the training time when the sea is full of ready willing and able adult men.
yes, tho I've no personal experience with flagging libido in men, I've heard that such things happen- tho I thought there were now pills for everything physical, and presumably his partner knows what mental and emotional chords to play to get the most full throated response.
It's not "only" the age difference that raises the red flags- 20 years at different times is probably not an issue. The key here, for me, is these ADULT women are engaging with DEPENDENTS who're in power imbalance relationships and should be forboden.
Cringey.
Granted, my only experiences with high school boys were a few very sweet, and extremely chaste relationships when I was in junior high/gradeschool. But still. Cringy. In your model/thesis, a woman of her apparent age (she looks like my age in her make up so i'll say mid fifties) can find plenty of younger men who're still virulent enough to be a satisfying playmate, without going over to the dark side and dabbling with those that society has put their trust in her to educate.
Cringey.
As I've told sweet boy- you just don't give the keys to a high performance vehicle to a novice driver or one w/o the life experience to appreciate what a marvelously unmatched ride he just took.
Cringey.
And no, 16 year olds are not MEN. They are fully developed males, and perhaps, if they've immersed themselves in enough porn over the years they may even have a passing understanding of physicality. But if mommy and daddy put a roof over your head and food on your table- regardless of your working- and you've not yet struggled to put your own roof over your own families head, stayed up with a sick baby so momma could sleep then went to work w/ no sleep of your own, etc etc etc then what you have is not a man, it's a male with some degree of potential to grow into one.
and yes, @Doc1, we probably all remember that wonderful time we first discovered that palpable lust was a real thing, that could be felt across the room, or state or even country- between 2 people- but most folks seem to settle on an understanding that it isn't always going to be the right person, place or time, and sometimes we gotta give a saucy wink and put that date on hold. Your friend/mentor suggests a free spirit who's got less restraints preventing her from rutting indiscriminately- which is a bit different in that you were not her student, so it's just one of those things, and not Cringey.
Doc1
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Sweetie, I was just making a joke. If there is such a thing as "garbage groupies" I've never heard of them. After many years, my DW has a pretty good handle on my sense of humor and just smiles and goes with the flow.
As I was leaving to go to the landfill, I really did mention the possibilities of garbage groupies to her, but she knew that such a thing was ridiculous and an impossibility and so - again - just smiled and went with the flow.
In truth, our local landfill is depressingly ordinary and there's not a garbage groupie to be seen. LOL
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Doc
Doc1
Has No Life - Lives on TB
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Still rockin' in their 70s...just sayin'.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgi8nLaJzvM
OK, Millwright, you just had to go and insert KISS into this thread didn't you. I hereby present my favorite KISS song, which is not typical of their work. It's a love ballad which kinda' sorta' fits - even if we take a a crowbar to it - with some of the amorous posts in this thread. When I first heard this song, I thought Rod Stewart did it and it turned out that Stewart's work was part of the inspiration for the song.
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Doc
Her or the kid?
Sounded like "mutual combat".
Bottom line: She was the authority. He was a minor.
Her goose is cooked.
Side note: Somebody "dropped the dime" on her. Husband unlikely. Parents or siblings of boy possible. Jealous friend of boy more likely. Maybe even a confidant of the cougar called it in...
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homecanner1
Veteran Member
Still say nope. Youngest man I've ever been with was born in 1965 and that was a mistake. There is marked difference in personalities between Truman/Ike early Boomers vs Kennedy/Johnson late Boomers. My general absolute you must be this tall to ride cut off point is 71/72, introduction of Earth Day and Nixon as POTUS. Hard firm line drawn. We share few cultural reference points beyond that. 1955-59 born is ideal.
The judgemental lunchbox guide as follows, your other dating red flags besides ***not old enough to vote*** :
Multiple 12 step programs, porn issues, brother is an ex con.
She voted I'm with Her 2012/2016 and even sported an early prototype of the blonde Karen Hair
'I need to speak to a manager' bob
Problematic, thrill seeker. That goes for Addams Family and Munsters lunchboxes too. Extended kinfolk issues, chronic houseflipper$ and over leveraged, structured debtloads.
No. Not even as a free hairdresser or dog groomer in exchange for a dinner date.
This one has a teen daughter that is gender fluid or a Fentanyl problem, teaches at the Community College
Drives an EV and voted Biden. No.
Run Screaming
And no upside down pineapple lunchsacks, nuff said
The judgemental lunchbox guide as follows, your other dating red flags besides ***not old enough to vote*** :
Multiple 12 step programs, porn issues, brother is an ex con.
She voted I'm with Her 2012/2016 and even sported an early prototype of the blonde Karen Hair
'I need to speak to a manager' bob
Problematic, thrill seeker. That goes for Addams Family and Munsters lunchboxes too. Extended kinfolk issues, chronic houseflipper$ and over leveraged, structured debtloads.
No. Not even as a free hairdresser or dog groomer in exchange for a dinner date.
This one has a teen daughter that is gender fluid or a Fentanyl problem, teaches at the Community College
Drives an EV and voted Biden. No.
Run Screaming
And no upside down pineapple lunchsacks, nuff said
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subnet
Boot
Prob the age old excuse "im going out with the girls" "girls night out".
If one is married those should not happen, neither one should be going to clubs ect.
bw
Fringe Ranger
Not sure it takes a dose of something to satisfy a woman.
bw
Fringe Ranger
I know where mine is. She's sleeping on the couch because she couldn't stop me from snoring.
PghPanther
Has No Life - Lives on TB
That title reminds me of a scene in Hollywood Knights...............where Dudley finds one of his teachers stripped down with a man she is having an affair with in a car by accident................hilarious!
Creedmoor
Tempus Fugit
packyderms_wife
Neither here nor there.
Girls night out, lordy. Yeah mine and my besties idea of girls night out is being home by 7pm. Clubs? Only if it's Sam's or Costco. And the all you can eat Japanese Buffet in Des Moines off of 22nd and University! The big highlight? Half Price bookstore on University.
Yep, we're boring.
Doc1
Has No Life - Lives on TB
In post 86, Jward said (in part):
Granted, my only experiences with high school boys were a few very sweet, and extremely chaste relationships when I was in junior high/gradeschool. But still. Cringy. In your model/thesis, a woman of her apparent age (she looks like my age in her make up so i'll say mid fifties) can find plenty of younger men who're still virulent enough to be a satisfying playmate, without going over to the dark side and dabbling with those that society has put their trust in her to educate.
Cringey.
I believe the word you are looking for is virile.
Virulent refers to a fast-acting or especially strong disease or poison. Now, I'd imagine that in this foul year of our Lord 2024, one could easily acquire an especially virulent sexually transmitted disease or - if a jealous spouse was somehow aware of the illicit sexual congress - one might even be subjected to an especially virulent poison!
Either possibility would really take the enjoyable recreation part out of any sort of recreational sex...
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Doc (who is still fairly virile at 67 YO, but who steadfastly guards himself against anything virulent!)
Granted, my only experiences with high school boys were a few very sweet, and extremely chaste relationships when I was in junior high/gradeschool. But still. Cringy. In your model/thesis, a woman of her apparent age (she looks like my age in her make up so i'll say mid fifties) can find plenty of younger men who're still virulent enough to be a satisfying playmate, without going over to the dark side and dabbling with those that society has put their trust in her to educate.
Cringey.
I believe the word you are looking for is virile.
Virulent refers to a fast-acting or especially strong disease or poison. Now, I'd imagine that in this foul year of our Lord 2024, one could easily acquire an especially virulent sexually transmitted disease or - if a jealous spouse was somehow aware of the illicit sexual congress - one might even be subjected to an especially virulent poison!
Either possibility would really take the enjoyable recreation part out of any sort of recreational sex...
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Doc (who is still fairly virile at 67 YO, but who steadfastly guards himself against anything virulent!)
CTFIREBATTCHIEF
Veteran Member
Exactly. no matter the temptation, that crossed a HUGE line. And how in the hell does either one of them explain getting out of the house at oh dark 30 to go out and fog up the windows like that unless hubby was out of town or the kid's parents are real sound sleepers. As for dropping the dime, hell it might have been the kid boasting about "nailing the teacher" and somebody overheard it. We've all heard variations of the "those who talk about it the most aren't getting it and those who are quiet about it are quiet for a reason" BUT there are exceptions to that. Geeze what a shiteshow.Sounded like "mutual combat".
Bottom line: She was the authority. He was a minor.
Her goose is cooked.
Side note: Somebody "dropped the dime" on her. Husband unlikely. Parents or siblings of boy possible. Jealous friend of boy more likely. Maybe even a confidant of the cougar called it in...
Due to the nature of the husband's job he needs to be curious WHO made that alleged 911 call. (Assuming he didn't make it)
night driver
ESFP adrift in INTJ sea
Cuckolded Poppa needs to be MORE than just CURIOUS about what-how-whence came that data.
jward
passin' thru
LOL, you're welcome to join BW on my auto-cucumber crew, he caught it first
- sad to say I could probably keep both o' yas employed full time :: dramatic sigh :: ya know I've always said that the main reason I have the tendency to invent me own language is coz I'm so bad at our mother tongue.
Having said that, the time stamp was late, so no telling if AC changed my virilescent into virulent, or if sweet boi being such a pooh-head had me typin in my (freudian) slip again
..it still tells me I'm speelin virilescent wrong and wants to correct me, but I ain't fallin for it this time! : )
(n I've always found the love bug feels like a bad case o' da flu!)
