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The New American Bill of Rights Effective Immediately
by John Galt
May 29, 2013 17:15 ET
The emergence of a new groupthink inspired by the lack of participation and awareness by the masses has permitted the current administration to create a new Bill of Rights as a substitute for the original yellowed document approved by those old guys back in the late 1700′s. With the evolution of technology, genetics, feelings, and our world economy it was believed that the old version just did not fit the current societal applications thus a replacement was implemented via Executive Order late one night. It is sincerely hoped that no one objects to this updated version as it is too late to do anything about it with the changes somewhat approved with the 1988 Presidential Elections and re-confirmed with every election held in this nation since.
The New American Bill of Rights
I. Congress shall make no law abridging the rights of American citizens to engage in free speech unless said speech offends women, homosexuals, lesbians, transgender individuals, child molesters, abortionists, witches, warlocks, Muslims, handicapables, African Americans, Native Americans, Asian Americans, Latinos, Arab Americans, Indian Americans, Kazakh-Americans, Nepalese Sheep herders, Africans, Asians, Mexicans, animals, vegans, Saudis, Qataris, Iraqis, terrorists, television news anchors, water fowl, any political figures, and the French. This list may be expanded as deemed necessary by the President of the United States. Congress shall make no laws abridging the rights of individuals to engage in religious worship as long as said religious beliefs do not offend the United States Government. The Internal Revenue Service shall determine all approved religions with the notable exception of Islam and all related sects receiving an automatic exemption per the President of the United States. All Americans are hereby guaranteed a right to assemble without objection from government at any level however some groups might need to submit DNA sampling in the event the Department of Pre-Crime deems it necessary. All petitions to the government for redress of grievances are subject to Department of Homeland Security or Valerie Jarrett’s approval.
II. A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms consisting of single shot weapons of no greater than .22 caliber, single shot Taser device, sling shot, or knife with a blade not greater than 3 inches in length, shall not be infringed.
III. No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law. However if a law enforcement officer, private security contractor, or member financial institution of the Federal Reserve deem it necessary to repossess or occupy a house for any purpose, all rights of the homeowner are forfeited to the decisions of the Treasurer of the United States or the Director of the Department of Homeland Security. If the homeowner can prove seizure of the home was without due process or cause, compensation will be offered at no more than 30% below the 2007 market value.
IV. The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall be determined by the appropriate local, state, or Federal official depending on the necessity of said search or seizure as determined by said official. A warrant shall be generated in the event of a search by the officer before, during, or after said investigation and search of person, home(s), papers, or effect occurs.
V. No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury or decision of appropriate Federal government employee who shall go unnamed, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb unless said presentation occurs in the confidential or secret courts during a time of national emergency; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself unless deemed necessary, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law as determined by the prosecution or arresting officer; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation unless it is inconvenient for the government to deal with calculating compensation that is due.
VI. In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a trial which may or may not be held in public, by a jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed unless determined by arresting jurisdiction that no jury is necessary; which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation except for in cases of national security or debt collection; to be confronted with the witnesses against him if they are not on vacation or available ; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor if the Department of Justice approves, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense, regardless of competency. Plea Bargains shall be the right of the accused regardless of the plea desired by said accused and shall be imposed as deemed necessary by the presiding Justice.
VII. In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved unless legal counsel substantiates a need to bypass said trial or is busy golfing with the presiding Justice; and no fact tried by a jury or a multi-national corporation, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law and financial contributions to that Justice’s political action committee.
VIII. Excessive bail shall not be required especially for child molesters, abortion doctors, Marxists, and those persecuted classes listed in (I.) above; nor excessive fines imposed unless the state or a creditor as plaintiff wishes to imprison the defendant; nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted unless deemed necessary by the Department of Homeland Security or the Department of Defense.
IX. The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others unless Congress or any regulatory body, determines otherwise.
X. The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the highest bidder.
Hopefully this clarifies the confusion for those who have learned about the original document of our Founding Fathers and wish to understand the Politically Correct adaptation as determined by the current POTUS and cowardly Republican Party which is as complicit as the Obama administration with regards to destroying our freedoms.
by John Galt
May 29, 2013 17:15 ET
The emergence of a new groupthink inspired by the lack of participation and awareness by the masses has permitted the current administration to create a new Bill of Rights as a substitute for the original yellowed document approved by those old guys back in the late 1700′s. With the evolution of technology, genetics, feelings, and our world economy it was believed that the old version just did not fit the current societal applications thus a replacement was implemented via Executive Order late one night. It is sincerely hoped that no one objects to this updated version as it is too late to do anything about it with the changes somewhat approved with the 1988 Presidential Elections and re-confirmed with every election held in this nation since.
The New American Bill of Rights
I. Congress shall make no law abridging the rights of American citizens to engage in free speech unless said speech offends women, homosexuals, lesbians, transgender individuals, child molesters, abortionists, witches, warlocks, Muslims, handicapables, African Americans, Native Americans, Asian Americans, Latinos, Arab Americans, Indian Americans, Kazakh-Americans, Nepalese Sheep herders, Africans, Asians, Mexicans, animals, vegans, Saudis, Qataris, Iraqis, terrorists, television news anchors, water fowl, any political figures, and the French. This list may be expanded as deemed necessary by the President of the United States. Congress shall make no laws abridging the rights of individuals to engage in religious worship as long as said religious beliefs do not offend the United States Government. The Internal Revenue Service shall determine all approved religions with the notable exception of Islam and all related sects receiving an automatic exemption per the President of the United States. All Americans are hereby guaranteed a right to assemble without objection from government at any level however some groups might need to submit DNA sampling in the event the Department of Pre-Crime deems it necessary. All petitions to the government for redress of grievances are subject to Department of Homeland Security or Valerie Jarrett’s approval.
II. A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms consisting of single shot weapons of no greater than .22 caliber, single shot Taser device, sling shot, or knife with a blade not greater than 3 inches in length, shall not be infringed.
III. No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law. However if a law enforcement officer, private security contractor, or member financial institution of the Federal Reserve deem it necessary to repossess or occupy a house for any purpose, all rights of the homeowner are forfeited to the decisions of the Treasurer of the United States or the Director of the Department of Homeland Security. If the homeowner can prove seizure of the home was without due process or cause, compensation will be offered at no more than 30% below the 2007 market value.
IV. The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall be determined by the appropriate local, state, or Federal official depending on the necessity of said search or seizure as determined by said official. A warrant shall be generated in the event of a search by the officer before, during, or after said investigation and search of person, home(s), papers, or effect occurs.
V. No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury or decision of appropriate Federal government employee who shall go unnamed, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb unless said presentation occurs in the confidential or secret courts during a time of national emergency; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself unless deemed necessary, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law as determined by the prosecution or arresting officer; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation unless it is inconvenient for the government to deal with calculating compensation that is due.
VI. In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a trial which may or may not be held in public, by a jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed unless determined by arresting jurisdiction that no jury is necessary; which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation except for in cases of national security or debt collection; to be confronted with the witnesses against him if they are not on vacation or available ; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor if the Department of Justice approves, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense, regardless of competency. Plea Bargains shall be the right of the accused regardless of the plea desired by said accused and shall be imposed as deemed necessary by the presiding Justice.
VII. In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved unless legal counsel substantiates a need to bypass said trial or is busy golfing with the presiding Justice; and no fact tried by a jury or a multi-national corporation, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law and financial contributions to that Justice’s political action committee.
VIII. Excessive bail shall not be required especially for child molesters, abortion doctors, Marxists, and those persecuted classes listed in (I.) above; nor excessive fines imposed unless the state or a creditor as plaintiff wishes to imprison the defendant; nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted unless deemed necessary by the Department of Homeland Security or the Department of Defense.
IX. The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others unless Congress or any regulatory body, determines otherwise.
X. The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the highest bidder.
Hopefully this clarifies the confusion for those who have learned about the original document of our Founding Fathers and wish to understand the Politically Correct adaptation as determined by the current POTUS and cowardly Republican Party which is as complicit as the Obama administration with regards to destroying our freedoms.