Story The Last Hunt Camp

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Forward. TBer's, I'm going to try to run this somewhat concurrent with the locksmith stories. Much has happened around the home front over the past few years, and I intend to write out at least part of it to better understand it all. So, if you aren't afraid to take a little trip through part of my past, welcome aboard. Maybe you'll find some answers to questions about me. I do ask that comments, if any be placed on another thread to keep this one readable. Without further delay, I bring you a work in progress that I call,

The Last Hunt Camp

CHAPTER ONE


This is the story of the annual family hunt camp. A story over fifty years in the making, and I suppose if anyone tells it, it has to be me. Of the original group, there isn’t anyone else left. Just one other, and while in some ways he pre-dates me, in others he doesn’t. But to tell the story in full, we have to go back to before the beginning.

Dad was born and raised in Central Florida. He was raised during the depression, which affected his view on life. That in turn affected the point of view of myself and my two brothers as well. Dad would tell the story about how, more than once, when times were tight, he would go to a local creek and tickle up some fish for supper. For those who may not know, that means he would place his hands in the water trying to make his fingers look like fish food. When a fish got close enough, he would grab it and throw it onto the shore before it could flip for the first time. He fed the family supper more than once that way. That was one of the many lessons he taught us over the years. Not just how to catch fish, but how you do your all for your family. Dad was always like that. Not just providing the lesson, but also by providing the example. That would come back to me years later. But that’s another story.

Mom was born and raised in New Jersey. Her upbringing was typical for a young lady of her time. As she grew into an adult, she found she had one thing that she dearly loved to do. On the weekends, she and her friends would all get together and head for the roller-skating rink. A place for them to hang out and do the things that young folks do in every generation. The things they try to make sure their parents don’t find out about. Of course, back in the late forties that was smoke a cigarette, or have a shot or two of alcohol. But it was what they did at the time. Mom wasn’t a real party girl, but she did like to be where the action was. And if stories she tells can be trusted, she had no shortage of interested young men. Young men who were respectful of her WW II Navy Vet. father. A man who had faced fire at least once that he mentioned. A somewhat important part of the war. His ship took fire at Normandy. He never spoke of what happened beyond that, like so many of his kind. He never said why his ships commander gave him the flag that flew from the mast at Normandy. He never explained the bullet and shrapnel holes in it. He just kept it folded and in a closet. It was he who also inspected all suitors.

The odd thing about the entire story is that my mother shared the same vice with my father. Roller skating. But with him in Florida and her in New Jersey, how did this couple ever meet? Enter the U.S. Army and the Korean War. Dad was drafted and sent to New Jersey for training. One Saturday evening he and a friend of his decided to spend some of their off-duty hour’s skating. Mom and her friends were already at the rink when Dad got there. Now the next part, maybe it’s true, maybe it’s reality colored by time and love. I don’t know, and I don’t judge. Mom swears that she happened to look up at the time Dad came through the door. At that moment she knew two things. He was the most handsome man she had ever seen, and this man would be the father of her children.

Dad didn’t see Mom at first. He sat down, put on his skates and had made a number of laps around the rink before he saw her. According to him but when he did, he told the guy he was with that he was going to marry that girl. He also said it before he even asked her to skate with him.

True? I don’t know. I wasn’t there. But because they were, I am here along with at least one of my two brothers. I can also attest to the fact that while Mom and Dad had their moments in the decades that followed, there was never a doubt to their commitment to each other and our family. In all honesty, they were the parents all the other kids wished they had. During football season, every weekend, in our living room it was wall to wall boys. They were watching whatever game they agreed on, and not only did every young man in the room refer to my mother as “Mom”, but she enjoyed it as much as they did. And may The Lord help anyone in that room that disrespected my mother. The other boys present would teach him the error of his ways. Even now at the age of ninety, there are some still around from those days. And as old men collecting Social Security, they still call her Mom.

Did they let us get away with murder? Not a chance! Dad once made a paddle in the shape of a key. He then engraved on it,

“The Key To Well Behaved Children.”

Dad had quite a sense of humor. And he did use that key from time to time. And you know something? We deserved it. My brothers and I were known to get into things that maybe we shouldn’t have. Where we lived at the time was outside the suburbs of Orlando. Back then we only had three channels on the T.V. All three were black and white, and one of them was fuzzy. Entertainment, especially in the summer time, was something we had to make up for ourselves.

Now, Orlando is like any other city. It has its growth spurts. Some people think the city will expand quicker than it does and a housing development that should have been in town in a few years may take decades to actually become part of the city. That’s where we grew up. Outside of town, but not really country. And not a lot to do. But there was one summer when we found a couple of new games to play. One was to climb to the top of a pine sapling and begin to swing it side to side. Where we are at in the tree is between twenty and thirty feet off the ground. The trick is to get the tree top as close to the ground as you can before you jump out of the tree. The guy who falls the shortest distance, without breaking the tree in half with all the side-to-side swinging, wins.

We had another one that we all took out turns at. One of the three of us would climb to the top of one of those pine saplings. For this game the tree had to be taller. Something in the forty-to-fifty-foot range. Once the climber is secure in his position, the two at the bottom of the tree cut it down. I am here to tell you it was quite the trip on the way down. (YEEHAW!!!) The trick to not getting hurt was to time it so you jumped to the side from the falling tree just before it hit the ground. That way while you hit at the same speed, it was at an angle, so you sort of bounced and rolled along the ground until you stopped. All of us rode that tree at one time or another. So, if we did this kind of thing just for fun, I’m sure you can see where the three of us could prove to be a handful.

Especially since not only were we brothers, we were also each other’s alibi. It wasn’t until we were adults with children of our own that Mom and Dad finally got the answers to questions they had wondered about for a long time. Usually as we sat around the fire during the hunt camp. The three of us would get started telling stories to visitors to the camp of things we did as kids. Mom and Dad would just listen until the story was through, then look at the teller of the tale and ask,

“You mean THAT’S how those dimples got into the baseboard? I’ve been wondering about that for forty years.”

They did confess that they learned more about us, from us, just by listening to the stories we told. The hunt camp was a bonding experience for all of us. It is true, hunt camp was mostly an all-male thing, but if and when Mom showed up everything changed. The call would go up,

“Lady in camp!”

Empty drink cans, adult beverages and otherwise, were quickly swept off of tables, into garbage bags. Food was stuffed into coolers. Tent flaps were pulled shut to cover unmade beds and clothes spread everywhere inside. It was one of Dad’s rules. A lady in camp is to be treated and respected as well as can possibly be done. In short, she walked on water and don’t you forget it. We didn’t. Long after the key to well behaved children was no longer needed, Mom was treated the same way. And still is by her surviving children.

And really, that’s how it began. As a young family coming up in the late fifties through the sixties, we were comfortably middle class. Mom stayed at home while Dad was off to work every day, for the early part of our lives. Later on, as we grew, Mom got bored at home and went back to work. We had all that we needed and a lot of what we wanted. Even if we may not have always had it as soon as we wanted. It took Mom until 1968 before she ever owned her first brand-new-never-been-owned-by-anyone-before car. So, money wasn’t something we had a lot of. Dad decided that with a tribe like ours going to certain places on vacation was out of the question just due to expense. That’s when he hit on the idea of going camping. Not that Dad was cheap mind you. But camping provided an inexpensive vacation where parents and children are together for the weekend finding things to do to have fun. It was the prefect answer. Three very active boys being given a forest to play in and a lake to swim in to their hearts content for the entire weekend. We loved it. Dad began to teach us things. How do you start a fire with just one match? How do you keep the fire alive in a rain storm? What is the best way to pitch a tent when you know it is going to rain during the night? How do you track an animal? Do you know how to find wood that will ignite and burn easily on a wet day? On and on the lessons went. Some of them turned into games we played over and over again.

One such game went by two names. The first was ‘sneak attack’ while the second was ‘Indian attack’. It was great for three young men who were each out to prove they were better than their brothers. The game was simple enough. Each of us was given a piece of paper with our name written on it. Without the benefit of flashlights, we were sent into the night. One person would remain in camp and was free to move about. His limit of movement was the ring of light made by the camp-fire. He also had a flashlight. The people outside of camp would now use the darkness and shadows to try to creep far enough into camp to place their paper in plain sight in the firelight, then sneak back out again without getting caught. The person in the camp would be moving around and watching for the others. If he thought he saw someone, he shown his light on them and called them by name. If he was right, the person who was ‘caught’ would have to give up. If the watcher was wrong, he had to turn off the light, close his eyes and count to ten loudly. Sweeping the area with the light was not allowed.

This simple game taught us. It taught us how light in a dark environment can affect how much and how well you see in the darkness. From both sides of the fire. For example, if you are trying to get into camp, don’t look right at the fire. The light from it will ruin your natural night vision for several minutes after that. If you are inside the camp looking out, don’t look at the fire for the same reason. As the watcher you need to be able to look into those shadows and see if anything is moving around. You don’t need to identify it yet, just notice movement in the night shadows. Then use the light to ID the target.

The game taught us the importance of sound during movement. A simple and fun game to prove the importance of sound, especially at night, is go to a quiet place, all alone. Then, throw a rock a short distance from you and listen to the amount of noise it makes. Go to the same place in the day-time and repeat the process. While the rock makes just as much noise both times, because of fewer distractions you hear more at night. Also, there is truth in the saying that as your body loses one sense, the other heighten to make up for it. When you can’t see as much, your sense of hearing tries to compensate. It was things like this that taught us how to move quietly through the woods during hunting season. One of my fondest memories of my father I share with one of my brothers. We were at the fire in camp telling lies about the mornings hunt, and discussing things that had happened to us that morning. It was then that Dad pointed at one of my brothers and myself and said,

“Those two, move through the woods like a whisper.”

Well, Dad is the one who taught us how to move quietly. He learned the importance of that during his time in the Korean War. What he said about us was probably thirty years ago, and my head still hasn’t returned to its proper size.

But that’s really where hunt camp began. Just the family going on vacation in the woods and learning about outdoorsmanship. Learning how to not only swim, but also about rescue. When Mom decided the house wasn’t enough, she took the training and the classes, and became a certified Red Cross Lifesaver/Instructor. Before I was thirteen, I had already earned a number of swimming badges, but when I became thirteen or fourteen, one of my badge qualifications was to swim a mile. You were allowed to rest from time to time by floating on your back, but at no time were you allowed to touch bottom. To do so was instant failure of the test. I passed it on the first try. Even now, all these years later, I can still pretty much swim like a fish. But, you know, all the training in the world is useless if when an emergency happens, you panic.

I said that Mom had become a Lifesaver/Instructor. Dad never bothered with that. He learned to swim as a kid and could out swim Mom any day of the week. But he did learn a few of the lifesaving techniques from her. So, one time we were camping a place where there was a dock which led out to the edge of a large natural spring. I guess by this time I was ten or eleven. It was in the fall, but a nice evening. That’s what made it seem strange to me when our parents insisted that we all dress warmly, with shoes and socks, when we went for an evening walk down to the spring. What made it even more odd was the fact that they were both dressed in bathing suits. But it’s Mom and Dad. Do what they say. Looking back now, there was another odd thing. None of us boys even thought about bringing warm clothing. So, how did it end up at the camp?

I remember we went for our walk. We watched the squirrels chase one another. Looked at the birds. When we got to the dock, of course the three of us were at the edge looking at the fish below us. I remember suddenly seeing my oldest brother go sailing off the dock and splashing into the water. Fully dressed. I remember thinking, ‘Oh man, is he in trouble.’ I noticed movement to my left and looked over in time to see my mother grab my other brother and throw him into the water to join the first one. By now, I am confused and have no idea of what’s going on. I looked up to see the smiling face of my father as he picked me up and made sure I joined my brothers in the water.

We were all, at Mom and Dad’s instructions, wearing heavy long pants, shoes and socks, heavy jackets, and long-sleeved shirts. I hit the water and all of Mom’s training kicked in. The first thing I did was get out of those shoes. No point in wearing anchors on your feet while trying to swim. The jacket was next. I thought about the pants, but it was only about ten feet to the ladder. I kept them and swam over to climb out. I joined my brothers on the dock as Mom came over with a big smile and dry towels. Dad dove in to retrieve three jackets and six shoes. Once everyone was out of the water, they explained to us what I just said. All the training in the world is useless if when something happens, and you freeze up. They had to know if we could handle ourselves in the water, and there was only one sure way to find out. It was quite the surprise at the time it happened, I must say. And honestly, even back then I could see just how much hard sense that made. It was like they say in the Army.

“Everyone is the prefect soldier, in the barracks. It’s a different thing in the field.”
 
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Chapter Two

Of course, hunt camp was all about hunting and outdoorsmanship. Those are not instinctive skills with people the way they are with wild predators. They are learned skills that require years to master. A lot of people never do master them. Some people simply refuse to give up on old wives’ tales and believe the truth. Moss doesn’t always grow on the north side of a tree. The subject of north brings up more life lessons from Dad. Some spoken, others shown by example.

Once I had aged a bit and had a good idea of what I was doing, Dad allowed me to invite a friend on one of our hunts, as long as he knew who it was. He wasn’t trusting an adolescent with a loaded weapon behind him unless he felt good about it. Seems reasonable. In this case he knew my guest quite well. Butch was the son of one of his hunting buddies. He knew him quite well. Butch knew which end of the shotgun was the dangerous one. He went duck hunting with his father. Something my Dad never was interested in, and I’ve tried it a time or two. I’ll stick to deer hunting. So, the idea of hunting with him wasn’t a problem at all. At this point, Dad was OK with separating from me at the truck and going his own way, while I went mine. We agreed to meet back at the truck at a certain time and be on our way. But one thing Dad insisted on was that I carry a compass. Before leaving the truck, I was to take a baring on which way the road was running. If it was running more or less east and west, then depending on which side of the road I chose to hunt on, when I entered the woods, I was going either north or south. To get out of the woods, check the compass and go the opposite direction I entered using.

The system worked well and I had already learned how to read a map and compass in the Boy Scouts. Butch had similar training and we decided to go different directions once we left the road. At about five minutes after the appointed time, I walked up to the truck to find Dad pouring a cup of coffee he had just made from the percolator into his beat-up old canteen cup. He poured one for me and we sat and chatted while waiting for Butch. We were beginning to become concerned about halfway through our second cup, and Dad wanted to know if I remembered the exact spot where Butch went into the woods. Just in case we had to look for him. I glanced past Dad, and half a mile away, Butch was walking around the bend in the road, coming towards the truck. We waited and once Butch had at least a warm cup of Joe, we found out he learned a very valuable lesson that day. He found out that the barrel of your shotgun is always north. You can stay in one spot and turn in a circle, and if you hold the compass close enough to the barrel, the compass needle will swing towards that big piece of steel every time.

Butch had spent more than an hour going in circles out in one of these Florida swamps. A place where sometimes you might wonder if there really is this strange thing you heard of called a ‘sky’. Dad gently pointed out the mistake he had made, and asked what happened once he got out of the woods. If you think of the area where we were as a square seen from above, we entered the woods just about the middle of the bottom of the square. Not far from the truck. I came out close to where I went in. Butch came out about three quarters the way up the left-hand side, miles from the truck. He told us he would have still been walking but a hunter headed his way gave him a lift.

Dad pointed out to him that when you are in doubt just remember, if the sun comes up on the right and goes down on the left, you’re facing north. If the truck is south, turn around. Maybe something did happen to the compass. But nothing happened to the sun. I always remembered that and used it over the years. I still carry a compass and check which way the road is running if I’m in a new area. But I haven’t actually used the compass in years. Which actually came in useful during the service. I remember a section sergeant once telling me, rather loudly and forcefully,

“You are a pain in the a**. But I can’t think of anyone I’d rather have on point.”

For those who may not know. When soldiers are sneaking through the woods or whatever, the guy who is the very first guy in front is point. If anything happens, it happens to him first. He knows that. It makes him very, very careful. When you get the bonus of someone who can tell where he is going, it’s a real plus. But more of Dad’s teaching. He taught the most dangerous weapon in the world, is between your ears. Make sure yours is loaded. Knowledge is invaluable, weighs nothing, cannot be accidently left behind, nor can it be lost or stolen. If you know how to tell direction, you get where you are going. Other bullets in the chamber of your mind weapon can be used for other things, just keep that weapon loaded. That’s always helped me a lot.

It was a pity that Butch never developed a better sense of direction, as far as I know. The last I saw of him was while I was home on leave from the service one time. I was just out walking the old streets, seeing if any of the old crowd was still there. After all we had graduated High School just a couple of years before. People were moving out and moving on. In that neighborhood is an ‘S’ shaped curve. You really need to slow down when you go through it. About once every five years or so, someone would think they were a better driver than they actually were and would leave the road at somewhere around 40 or 45 M.P.H. This always led to a wooden telephone pole being chopped in two several feet off the ground. Being on a curve in a busy neighborhood, it was a nightmare for rescue and law enforcement. I was cutting across an open field in the curved portion of the ‘S’ with the latest such accident behind me. Nobody I knew, but thankfully nobody killed this time. E.M.T.’s are working, Sherriff’s Deputies are directing traffic. It’s congested, but moving. Then from in front of me I see a white van headed into the curve and towards the accident. It is going much too fast. There is no way the driver is going to stop in time. The driver finally see’s one deputy in the road with a flashlight, flagging him down. He hammered the brakes and the tires were very loud that night. The deputy managed to dive to the side at the last moment. The van slid to a stop, with the driver’s door over the place where the deputy had just been standing. For his part, the deputy jumped up, jerked open the door with one hand while with the other reached in for the driver’s collar. Then with a loud “Get out of there!” the deputy pulled a very drunk Butch from behind the wheel and introduced him to the pavement and a set of matching bracelets. My leave was over a couple of days after that and I never did see him again.

But they call it hunting for a reason. Those deer and other critters don’t just walk up and present themselves for a firing squad. You’ve got to go find them. Dad spent years teaching us the ways of the wild. He showed us how to tell fresh sign from old. How to spot a general trend in group movement, so as to position yourself in the herds path when they come that way again. He taught us how to trail wounded animals. He taught us to never leave a wounded animal in the brush to die a slow death. That was what was truly cruel and inhuman. Dad wouldn’t be deliberately rude to someone for their opinion. He would often quote Voltaire.

“I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”

Someone would make a remark about how cruel it was for people to shoot animals. They would also make the mistake of saying it to him, and he would answer. Usually in ways that forced the other person to really think about what they were saying to him. But never with profanity or obscenity. Often it would start with a comment like,

“I don’t understand how people can shoot those poor animals.”

“Tell me. When is the last time you had a piece of meat?”

“Well, I had (whatever, whenever) for (name the meal).”

“So, you eat meat. That means the difference between you and I is that I’m willing to go out, find the animal, kill it, clean it, cut it up and stick it in the freezer. You, on the other hand would rather pay someone else to do all the dirty work. The person who eats meat, can’t sneer at the butcher.”

Another thing he would point out to certain folks.

“You say I’m cruel for shooting an animal and giving it a quick clean death. Tell me, have you ever seen how they treat each other? Have you ever seen how a wolf pack will separate one deer, moose or whatever from the herd, wear it down, and when the thing can no longer move to run or even try to protect itself, the wolves begin to eat their prey while it is still alive. It feels the flesh being stripped off of its body as it dies. And you call me cruel?”

Dad knew how to be polite and still not pull his punches. He would let someone present their argument in full. Then he would slowly, piece by piece and bit by bit shred your argument until the only choice left was to admit he was right and you weren’t. And he did it without profanity and obscenity. I was 59 when Dad went home. In all those years, he never once cursed me. He may have cursed around me, but not at me. He would ask ‘What the he** were you thinking?’. He never said anything like ‘You go to he**.’. He showed us there is a major difference between being a man and simply an adult male. He also showed us how to find out who they are, even in a crowd full of strangers. One of the simplest ways to puzzle it out is watching other people. Take any social occasion. The adult male walks in the room and those who see him remark in a depressed voice.

“Oh, it’s him.”

One minute later the man walks into the room. The same people see him and remark in a much more hopeful and even cheery tone,

“Oh, it’s him.”

Same three words, two totally different meanings. The same observations could be made at hunt camp. We’d be sitting around the fire after eating and sometimes other hunters or friends of people we were hunting with would join the fire. The reactions they got from the people around the fire said a lot about them. Some were welcomed. Some were barely acknowledged. And as always, he lived the example.

In truth, it was Dad who first started the hunt camp, just by going hunting with a few of his friends. After the first camp, Dad and his friends had a good time, and agreed to hold another hunt camp on opening weekend next year. Then they continued to agree to that until it became an accepted tradition. It was one of those camps that gave birth to “Rodney’s Rangers” which lasted for decades. It seems Dad, Butch’s father Ike, another friend who went by the name of Sky, short for Skylar, and one or two others had heard of an area that supposedly the deer herd was so large they sometimes prevented aircraft from landing at a small nearby landing strip. The herd had to be culled. They loaded up and off they went. By this time, Dad had upgraded to a small travel trailer over tents. When they got to the area at about 4 in the afternoon the day before the hunt, the gates were set to be opened at 6:30 A.M. No entry or hunting allowed before then.

Naturally each hunting area will only support a limited number of hunters. Back then there was no such thing as a quota hunt, where you had to be selected to hunt in an area at a certain time period. It was first come, first served. The ranger at the gate counted hunters entering and when he reached to upper limit, that was it. No more hunters allowed. Naturally cars were parked on the right side of the road starting from the gate and stretching back about half a mile, and camps had been set up waiting for the morning. A bit later in the evening, a car pulled up and parked on the left side of the road, just outside the gate. Soon he was joined by others, stacking up behind him. That was ok. Nobody said you had to camp on the right side of the road. As the evening progressed, everyone in all the camps began to open adult beverages and relax before the mornings hunt. Everything was fine until someone got a brilliant idea. He drove between the two roadside camps and parked right in front of the gate, in the road.

That just wasn’t right. All these people waiting in line to get in, in the morning and this guy jumps the line. One thing about hunt camp. Everyone has a loaded gun. For the most part people tend to be polite because of that. So here were a bunch of half-drunk rednecks, upset with the line jumper. A set up for bad things to happen if I ever saw one. Dad never admitted who started it, but in the dark just after the sun went down the rather drunken call went up.

“This is Rodney, your friendly Ranger. Will the red car please move to the back of the line.”

It wasn’t long before that call was being heard from multiple camps. Two things happened. The red car moved, and “Rodney’s Rangers” was born.

We actually had membership cards and a rule or two. The cards had the drawing of a six-point buck on it and a statement that the named individual was a member in good standing of “Rodney’s Rangers.” And it was signed with a bucks hoofprint. To become a Ranger, you had to kill fur or feathers, clean, cook, and eat it. The younger members of the camp who were too young to pick up a weapon and go into the woods were a ‘Randy’. Randy Rangers were basically servants to the Rodney’s. “Son, get me another beer.” “Alright boys, while we’re out hunting, we want you to see about gathering enough wood for tonight’s fire. After that, you can do what you want. We’ll be back for lunch.” But sooner or later, the boys would get a chance to go hunting. They would take a squirrel, rabbit, or some other small game and they became Rodneys. They got all the rights and privileges that came with it. Except for the beer if the new Rodney wasn’t of age. But if they had the money, they were allowed to play poker at the adult table. Penny ante only, two cent raise and three raise limit. You played with your own money and winner buys the beer. At least those were the rules. Dad made a six-sided poker table. In front of each players spot he screwed a half piece of PVC pipe, with a cap on each end. It made a convenient place for a man to scoop his winnings into. Oddly enough, nobody ever wanted to cash in the pennies in order to buy the beer. The last time the table was set up there had to be two coffee cans full of pennies that were distributed, somewhat evenly, at the start of every game and nobody was ever short a stake.

The camp grew and shrank over the years. People would come and go depending on what life threw at them. One guy, Scotty, left because of an unbelievable job offer, in Las Vegas. He also took his son Greg who came from time to time. One member I’ve already mentioned, and that was Ike. He moved to Florida from a fishing town up in Maine. He had a drop dead gorgeous blond wife, and a teenaged brunette copy of her as a daughter. Sadly, she was two years older and never gave me a second glance. For some reason Butch never really got into hunting that much, but Ike took to it. At first, he wanted to be in the woods with a shotgun or rifle every chance he got. Then he took up bow hunting. Most people think of bows as silent killers. They aren’t. That string is under a lot of tension. When you let go there is a loud twang. It is possible to reduce the noise by putting silencers on the bow string. In this case a few rubber bands tied around the string with the looped ends sliced open work nicely. Ike was in a tree stand with his bow across his lap. He remembered not just the rubber band trick, but that he had a few of them in his pocket. He fished them out and then tied them around the upper and lower parts of the string. Knowing he had to cut the looped ends, he pulled his Bowie knife. He cut first one set of bands and then the other. Satisfied with his work he went to return the knife to its sheath and drew the blade across the bow string. I did mention Ike came from a fishing town. If he owned a blade, you could shave with it. The bow took off one way, the knife another, and Ike fell straight back out of his tree stand. He almost gave up bow hunting after that.
 
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Chapter Three

I guess it is only fair that I give, to the best of my recollection, the details of the pre-hunt camp days. After we started camping, of course we got older. We got involved with things at school, and in scouting. Mom and Dad met people and struck up friendships. Dad met two men through scouting that he had a lot in common with. The first was Mac. He wasn’t tall, but he was a bear of a man. I mean he was just shaped like a barrel. Not fat, just big. A Tennessean who had moved to Florida after WW II. His son and my oldest brother met in scouts. Dad was involved with the troop and met Mac through Harold, my brother’s friend. Both being vets had things in common including, riding Harley’s when they were younger, teenage boys, and a love of hunting. It was also through the troop, they met Sky. Also a vet, Korea like my father, and he also enjoyed hunting. In fact, he enjoyed it so much he bought a small lot on the southern edge of the Ocala National Forest, and had built a small one room cabin there.

As I said, a small one room cabin. Very small. It had a set of bunk beds on one side, and a countertop on the other side which served as a place to put the old pump-up liquid fuel stove for cooking and lantern for light. A shallow pan with water for washing everything from dishes to body parts. Water was provided by an old hand pump in the yard. A place to stack the few dishes, pots, pans, and whatnot. A couple of wall shelves for things like salt and pepper, other food storage, and space under the countertop to store the cooler. It did have enough floor space that you could throw down a couple of air mattresses and double the sleeping capacity. In warmer weather it had a front porch with a hammock which would raise the occupancy by one. I’m not sure now, but I think there were even a couple of chairs inside for card playing on rainy days. It was insulated, but heat was provided by the stove, the lantern and human bodies.

This place is where people getting together for hunting really started, and it is also the place where the other guy who was also there, who kind of pre-dates me, and kind of doesn’t, comes in. In the early days, Harold and my brother would go out hunting with their fathers. Sky would loan them the use of his cabin. So, that’s where the getting together for hunting started. But it really wasn’t a ‘hunt camp’. Nobody had to set up a tent or drag in firewood. But they did get together to go hunting. But only a few at the time. And it was here that my brother really had the lesson driven home that when Dad says something, he really means it.

One morning, Dad and Mac got up to go hunting. My brother and Harold had stayed up late the night before, and chose to sleep in. Besides it was pretty chilly that morning. It was in the upper thirties as I recall. The boys were told that they were not to spend all morning in bed, but when they got up and after breakfast, they were to neaten up the place a bit. Also make sure there was a pot of coffee ready to go when the men got back so they could just throw the percolator on the stove. The boys actually got up about an hour or so after the men left. Being teenage boys, snug in a warm cabin on a cold morning, the ate and then sat around in their underwear, playing cards and shooting the bull for an hour or so. No attempt was made at cleaning, or getting the coffee ready. They heard the truck returning early. It was just too cold out there for the men and the temperature was actually taking a down turn. Our young friends though it would be a great gag to jump back in bed and pretend that they had never gotten up. It worked. Just not like they thought. Once the men found the boys still in bed, they did the only thing they could. They pulled both of them out of their sleeping bags, threw them outside in their underwear, closed and locked the door. After a few minutes, Dad had mercy on them. He opened the door and shouted,

“Cold? Here, start a fire.”

Then he threw them a book of paper matches and relocked the door. The two of them were doing their best to stay warm while the men waited for the coffee to perk. Neither one of them ever again put off a request made of them by their fathers during hunt camp.

Mac never talked with me about his service. How could he? I was a very young man at the time. Early to preteens. What I did know about him was he was a good Christian man who led church services for out troop, and always worn hearing aids. It wasn’t until after I was a vet myself and Mac had passed that Dad told me those hearing aids were a sort of gift from the Japanese. He was a Marine Gunnery Sgt. on a South Pacific island somewhere, possibly Tarawa, when a Jap shell landed a little too close to the hole he was in. It damaged both eardrums and took him out of the war. I know he and my father had many late night conversations. I assume some of them were about “those times”. Vets do that. It brought them closer.

Next on our cast of characters is Sky. If there was ever a man who really needed help after a war, it was Sky. He was a Korea infantry vet. For those who know what it means, he was there for the Pusan Perimeter, when we almost lost the war. While I was home on leave he told me a few stories of what his service was like. One time he had the misfortune of stepping on what looked like solid ground. Under the snow was a thin board. It was covering the ‘honey well’. Think outhouse, without the house. He sank in halfway between his navel and his nipples. Needless to say, he wasn’t very popular for a while, but another go-round with sinking helped him out. They were crossing a frozen river. He stepped on a not so frozen part. While in the water he did his best to do a quick scrub. With everything he had soaking wet and freezing rapidly. He had no choice but to fall out and get next to a fire. He was standing there trying to get dry and warm when he heard the oddest sound. It was sort of,

“Shooouuup.”

He looked down and a piece of ice, that had frozen inside the barrel of his rifle from his dunk in the river, slid out and fell on the ground.

He told other stories. Not nice stories. The only thing I will say about them is that one included an order he was given during the retreat to Pusan, to strip a badly wounded man of his weapon and ammo and give him a grenade. Then haul it out of there. The Chinese would arrive at any second. They heard an explosion a couple of minutes after they left the guy.

While Sky was really a good guy, he was rough around the edges. I don’t think I ever heard him say a single sentence that wasn’t flavored by four letter words. Sky had a few issues. On the other hand, he loved to drink and party. If you were is friend, he’d give you the shirt off of his back. He was a mason. I mean the actual stone laying type, not a member of a secret society. He built a fireplace in a house my parents once owned when Dad added a ‘man cave’ to the house. Dad bought the materials and Sky did it for beer.

I can’t forget John. He and his son, Tom, were the ones who made more hunt camps than anyone else after our family. The thing I remember about John is he always told the worst and corniest jokes you’ve ever heard. And he really didn’t care if you thought they were funny or not. He thought they were, and that was enough. He and Tom were out there with us very often over the years, but neither of them ever did very well. Perhaps the nick name we gave Tom, but never told him about, explains it best. The name was ‘Club-foot’. I’ve never heard someone make so much noise while hunting. And of course, hunting requires patience as well as quiet. Have you ever been in the woods on a very quiet morning and heard a woodpecker going after breakfast on a nearby tree? Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. If you’re sitting there listening for deer, it can get irritating. But usually, it doesn’t last long. One morning, I could hear a couple of woodpeckers in a tree close by. But they weren’t too close so I ignored it. After about fifteen solid minutes of almost constant tapping by one bird or the other I heard a loud BOOM! Leaves and feathers went everywhere. A few seconds later Tom came storming out of the brush with his shotgun. It seems they were in the tree directly over his head.

John and his family had a dog. No breed, just a mutt named Ginger that looked like a dark brown walking pillow. She was a good dog, but she was the only dog I ever saw that went fishing. I’m serious. The dog would walk into the water at a lake just about up to her neck, and then begin snapping at the fish as they swam by. After a little while and failing to get a fish, Ginger would get upset. She would stand still, and wait for the fish to start swimming up close to her. Then when the school was big enough to suit her, Ginger would plunge her head underwater and bark at them. Several times. I’ve never even heard of another dog doing that. But she fit in well with the family.

There were others who came and went, but in the beginning, this was the start. We had a good time. It was Sky who gave me my first lessons on how to play poker. Then wished he didn’t. We were dealing a few hands, just for teaching purposes. No money was involved. It was five card stud. I had four spades showing, but my hole card was a heart. Not knowing any better I folded. That was when Sky educated me on the idea of bluffing.

“FOUR spades showing and the highest is a queen. You should have bet the limit and bluffed the other guy out.”

It was shortly after that we got into a real game, and I still don’t know how it happened, but I was dealt three full houses in a row, followed by a four of a kind. Sky just knew I was bluffing each time and bet into my raises every time. I cleaned his clock for him. Good thing it was penny ante. He knew I wasn’t cheating and thought it was funny. We had many a game after that, but no more lessons.

Sky also always went hunting with an old, beat-up, M-1 Carbine. He took lovingly good care of it. I know people get attached to things sometimes but this seemed a little over the top. I mean, Dad and I went hunting and we cleaned the weapons when we got home. Sky cleaned that Carbine every night before going to bed, and it didn’t matter if he had fired it or not. His reason was that it had been exposed to moisture and dirt by being in the woods from dawn to dusk. From clues that were given, I suspect at one time that rifle had a long chunk of ice slide out of the barrel. And it wouldn’t be the only time a G.I. shipped his weapon back home and reported it as lost/destroyed/stolen.

And before I joined the service, Sky gave me an idea of what I would be in for. Dad, Sky, Ike, and myself had just climbed out of the truck for the morning hunt. It is still black outside, but Florida law says hunting starts at one half hour before sunrise. We were standing around the truck, loading up. For safety’s sake, when loading you turned away from the other hunters and the vehicle. I had just finished and turned back towards the truck. In front of me were Ike and Sky, with their backs not just to me, but to each other as well. Ike worked the action of his .30-.30 and somehow, it went off. It surprised me, but until that moment I never knew a human being could move that fast. Sky spun and had the Carbine pointed at Ike’s chest, from the hip, before you could blink. And I’ll never forget the look in his eyes. But I did become familiar with it later.

These were the cast of characters we started out with. It began in Sky’s cabin, but wasn’t really camping. About the time the actual camping started, my oldest brother was getting married and didn’t make it as often for many years. And I had just hit the age where if Dad was in the woods, I wanted to be there. It was also around this time the men wanted to expand their range, and Dad bought that little travel trailer. We drug the little camper everywhere. There was one place we hunted, Gulf Hammock, I hope nobody ever digs it up. The area had limestone caverns just under the surface. I have no idea of how large or small they are. We never found a way in to investigate. But we were hunting for deer and hogs anyway, not bats. One was found by accident near the edge of the place we always camped. It made a wonderful receptacle for empty adult beverage cans for years and was dubbed ‘the hole’. The first time it was used to get rid of a can, no impact was heard once the can went into the hole. As a matter of fact, in all those years I can’t remember ever hearing a can bounce off the edges of the hole. We hunted that area for over a decade and never did fill it up. Then they came in and bulldozed the area, harvesting trees, and we lost the camp site. But if aluminum ever becomes really valuable, I know where I’m mining.

To me, it was a great way to grow up. I got to spend untold hours talking to and listening to these men. It may not seem like a lot to some people. But I remember the words of the late great actor, Richard Prior. One of the stand-up characters he did was ‘Mud Bone’.

“I be Mud Bone, from Tupelo, Mississippi. Ya know, these young folks ‘round here calls me an old fool. That’s alright. I don’t mind. Ya see that grave yard over yonder? It is plumb full of young wise men and theys all deader than hell. But you don’t get to be old being no fool.”

These men were no fools. They saw life differently from one another to be sure, and from the part of the country that had never served, certainly. But all had the same goals in mind. Taking care of the family was always top of the list. When bad things happened, they were there for each other. In good times, they celebrated together. While back then, no one worried about things like security the way they do today, these men each, separately, decided to start locking the doors at night long before it became common practice, around the same time. They weren’t psychic, just observant. They had seen just how ugly life can get. They had seen man’s inhumanity to man, up close and personal, and recognized the symptoms. They didn’t get crazy paranoid about protecting their homes and families, but precautions were taken by them before most of the other people in the neighborhood recognized there was a problem and it was growing. Their homes were never broken into. It seemed to me that these were men I wanted to listen to.
 

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Chapter Four



Now that you have an idea about the men I grew up around, at hunt camp, I thought a better introduction was called for. I’ll start with Mac. As I stated before, Mac saw action in the Pacific during WW II. I don’t know if he was married to his first wife before he left, but I recall the first stories I heard going back to his earlier days. It was after the war. He and his wife and young son lived in Tenn. The place they were living was up on the side of a hill, with the town down below. It was winter and Mac was salting the sidewalk leading to the front door. His wife called him and said they needed milk for the baby. Would he mind running down the hill to the store, and getting some? Mac says, sure. Fine. No problem. As he gets ready to leave, he sees his Harley sitting there and it hasn’t even been started in a month or more. He decided to ride the bike to the store, to charge the battery and it wasn’t that far. Less than a half mile. It’s not like he’s going to freeze to death. Mac climbed on, kicked the bike over and idled down the hill, riding the brake and sliding on ice the whole way.



He slid into the store parking lot, went in and got the milk and started for home. Going uphill on the bike on an ice-covered road wasn’t as easy. He had the bike in second gear and the throttle wide open the entire trip back up the hill. As was his custom, he pulled the bike into the front yard, to get it into the covered area of the carport for protection. The throttle was still wide open when that back tire hit the salted ice. Traction was instant. The good thing is that the front door slowed him down enough in time to avoid running over his son playing in the living room. It was soon after that the move to Florida was made, I understand.



It was obvious that Mac’s first son was born soon after he got back from the war. I was in Boy Scouts at an event we were having as a money raiser when his wife came by, all broken up, and said their son had been in an accident and his survival was uncertain. That shocked me, since Mac’s son and my brother were good friends. Then I found out my brother’s friend was Mac’s second son. He had been born several years later. Fortunately, the injured son survived, but the injuries were quite bad and to the head. It took years for him to recover. Which, honestly, he never did fully as far as I know. He could function in society. He held a high-ranking job in a corporation somewhere I heard. He married and raised a family. But you could tell, at least at first, following a conversation took concentration. He understood, it just took longer than normal to process for him.



Mac’s second son was a nice guy. He enjoyed hunting, at first. Then, as we all do, he got older and things like Boy Scouts and hunt camp, took second place to girls and fast cars. But while I knew him well, he was always cheerful, ready to lend a hand and actually knew his way around a camp. Be it hunt camp or with the Boy Scouts. After the experience with my brother that cold morning He was always ready for anything. He would find and drag up firewood, fetch a bucket of water from the lake, or even help dig a latrine. Whatever was needed. Over the years, it was the same song repeated all too often. You have to go where the money is. He was offered at good job at good money, out of state and took it. We’ve seen less and less of him for a long time now.



The surprising one of the crowd was Mac’s daughter. Look up the expression ‘tom-boy’ and you’ll find her picture. She was honestly mad when she found out that she would not be allowed to join in with our troop on one little outing. It was a fifty-mile hike with full packs. Not in one day, of course, but from beginning to end it was measured out to be exactly fifty miles. Since it involved an overnight stay in the woods in tents and sleeping bags, girls were not allowed. Even if they are the daughter of the Scout Master. At every opportunity she was out there with us doing whatever we were. Where we grew up, the original plan for the sub-division was to have a sort of park and equal access to a lake about two miles away. During the summer we would walk out to the lake and spend the day swimming and playing. She would be there with us. Never a complaint about how far away the lake was. Just walk out there and have fun. I also remember that between the ages of 13 and 15 she totaled three mini-bikes trying to jump a ditch near her home. I don’t think she ever did make that jump.



But here is the kick in the head. It wasn’t until I was home on leave, many years later. And once again, just before returning to my unit. I ran into her at a bar. We sat and talked. We had a couple of drinks. She with someone else, but made sure to leave her number written on a dollar bill for me. She also mentioned that for a long time the reason she was with us, was because I was there. She had a crush on me. She certainly kept it a secret. I never had a clue. I have wondered just how different things might have been if….but I guess we all have those moments.



Then again, I knew Mac was a vet. I knew he was a Marine Gunnery Sgt. I knew he had been in the war. I don’t think he is the kind of father I wanted to be giving me the once over. Especially since he knew my folks. I guess it’s a good thing I never knew.



Mac had a love of Dachshunds. He always had at least one around. And I gained even more respect for him when, as time went by, the dogs got older and reached the point that the only thing left to do was ease their suffering. Mac never farmed out the job. Someone else might make a mistake and cause needless suffering. He did the job himself.



It was after Mac had passed away, that Dad told me a little more about him. Vet to vet. Late night talks. When Mac was in the war, he was sitting in the medic’s tent. A buddy pulled up on a dozer with a bullet hole in his left arm. Mac helped him down and saw to it he got treatment. He then learned what happened. The guy was sitting on his dozer, engine running, when the front of his craft opened up. He was looking right at a Japanese gun emplacement. He gunned the engine, raised and angled the blade and drove forward. The Japanese gunners were good. They scored seven hits on the blade of the dozer. Because of the angle of the blade, all seven bounced off and landed somewhere out in the ocean. His blade made contact with the muzzle and he started to spin the gun in the hole. That left the men inside the hole nowhere to go. After several turns, he stopped and looked over the side to see if they were all dead. One Japanese soldier, the only survivor, stuck his head and shoulder up between the road wheels and shot him in the arm. Mac asked him,



“What did you do?”



“I squished him.”



The story was not what I expected to hear, and then Dad pointed out. That was the kind of man Mac was. Self-effacing. Dad asked, why would a Marine Gunnery Sgt. be in a medic’s tent while there was a battle going on? That was when Mac was hurt and sent home. But he felt it was the other guy’s story that had to be told. Is it any wonder why these men have earned my respect?



Mac is also one of the reasons I tend to reserve judgement until the all facts are in. I grew up in a Christian home. Being a Christian isn’t who I am, it’s what I am. Mac was a deeply religious man, and as I said he also led church services on Sundays for our troop. He was also a high-level Mason. The secret society kind. He always used the Masonic grip every time he shook my hand and wore the ring. I attended his Masonic memorial service. So, there is no doubt. And I’ve heard all the stories of how the upper levels of Masonry is supposed to be satanic. Mac wasn’t. I see conflict. Did Mac just put on a show for us? I don’t believe it. I knew him for I don’t know how many years. I saw him happy, sad, drunk, sick, and every other way you can observe a man. Nothing I ever saw said satanic. Quite the reverse.



I have to admit, I kind of embarrassed him one time. Shortly before the service and after high school, Mac managed to get me a job driving a truck, delivering construction materials. Doors, shelving, trim work, and that sort of thing. I drove a 24’ box truck, and took the stuff to various construction sites all over that part of the state. I was honestly doing well. The boss liked me. I got along with the people I worked with and we even played poker in the break room at lunch. Then I screwed up. I had a delivery at a strip mall. They were renovating and needed new doors. The mall was sort of zig-zag shaped. The roof sticking out from the building was above my mirror. So, when I turned to go around a corner, I put a $400.00 hole in the box on the truck with the corner of the overhang. I called it in, was ordered back to the warehouse, sent home for the rest of the day and told to call before coming to work the next day. When I called, I didn’t play around with it. I asked them up front.



“Do I have a job?”



“No.”



“Okay. Thanks, and I really am sorry about the truck.”



Shortly after that I enlisted and didn’t see him again until hunt camp years later. He never mentioned it, and neither did I. But I always felt bad for letting him down like that.



It was my father who taught me to never accept things at face value. But it was Mac who brought that home to me in an unexpected way. It was fall and it was an early in the season hunt. It was also early in the morning. We like to be at our spot when the sun comes up. Dad, Mac and I were on our way out. Now just because it was fall, don’t think it was cool. This is Florida, and we were hunting in a swamp. It was hot, muggy and the bugs were everywhere. I don’t recall now how the subject came up, but during the half hour ride to our parking spot, Mac told me.



“Believe it or not, probably over a million creatures have seen you since we left camp.”



I may have been new to hunting at that time, but even I knew there weren’t that many deer and pigs in the woods. I told him so. Then he reminded me.



“Didn’t you count the insects?”



The windshield of the truck is so bug smeared that Dad has had to use the washers on the trip out. That is unusual for a predawn drive. And that wouldn’t count the number of bugs that watched us go by during a near miss. Mac was right. He didn’t say animals as I was thinking, he said creatures.



Being a Marine, (And it is true. Once a Marine, always a Marine.) he was quite patriotic. There wasn’t an occasion when Mac wasn’t,…well, what can I say? When Mac wasn’t being Mac. During hunt camps that were a little earlier in the gun season, he would make sure to wish everyone a happy Veterans Day. In the early years of the camp Mac would be out there with us all day long. In later years when we realized that nobody had gotten anything in the middle of the day, we would take a break, go back to camp, grab some lunch and head back out a couple of hours later, after the hot part of the day was on its way out. In Florida the months of September and October are still pretty warm. The deer are laid up under a tree or something, keeping cool. Why should we sit out there and sweat?



Before long, Mac stayed at camp in the afternoon. Getting things ready for supper, he said. The truth is that by this time, Mac had been through WW II, two wives, (surviving both.) three children, and a life of service to others. If he wanted to stay in camp and help get supper ready, that was fine. If some of those preparations smelled strongly of Scotch, he earned it the hard way. Nobody was going to say a word. At one point he did get pretty far gone. Not in a bad way. He didn’t get loud, angry, violent, a real sobbing crier, or anything like that. It was the amount he was drinking. He would spin the top off of a fifth and throw it away. All the time I knew him, the man was a rock of integrity. But time and tide wear down even the greatest rocks. At his age, I wasn’t going to be the one to tell him to stop. I didn’t have the right. He did back off a bit before he left us. I think his kids had a few words with him. But he is a man I’m glad I knew. In a way, I’m glad he passed away before the camp did. It would have broken his heart.
 

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Chapter Five

Sky was someone just never seemed to really fit all the way in, if you know what I mean. He was both a mason, and an electrician. How you end up with that combination I’ll never know. If he liked you, he was very generous with his time and skills. But he was also quite rough around the edges. I’ve mentioned him building the fireplace in Dad’s man cave for beer. Figure it this way. Hunt camps were anywhere from three days to a week long. Sky would show up with an unopened case of beer under one arm, with an open beer in the other hand, early on a Friday on a three-day hunt. Before lunch on Sunday, he wanted to know if anyone was making a beer run. And Sky was the only one who drank his favorite type of beer. Dad probably would have been off better if he had agreed to just a keg.

This fireplace is cork stone from floor to eight-foot ceiling. It has a two-and-a-half-foot deep step. The opening is forty-eight inches, if I remember correctly. (Possibly fifty-two inches. I remember Dad complaining the widest screen he could find was forty-eight inches.) Every piece of stone and firebrick set inside the fireplace, placed there by hand. It sits katty-korner to the room and is about ten or twelve feet from side to side. It took awhile to get the entire thing done. When it was finished, it looked great. I know there have been many, many fires in that thing. The way Sky built it, it doesn’t matter how big or small the fire is, there is always maximum heat reflection. And that flue would suck the rug off of a bald man’s head if he got too close with a fire going in it.

Sky spent most of his time working for himself as a mason, but when that work slowed down, he would always find some kind of electrical job to do, to tide him over. He always enjoyed working for himself more than for anyone else. He was more than willing to take on the responsibilities involved when you’re self-employed, rather than sit back and have the safety net of a regular job with a regular check. He was a risk taker, for sure. But you really have to picture Sky. I mean, honestly. Hollywood could do a lot worse. As a matter of fact, they have. Sky stood about 5’ 10”. He was well muscled, without being big. He always reminded me of a bullwhip. Thin, but fast and deadly. He claimed to be descended from Pres. Polk. But there was no way to prove that. Dark skinned, with coal black hair, white teeth that were always quick to smile at you. A pack of Pall Mall’s in his shirt pocket. And the guy was downright handsome.

As the fireplace shows he was generous. When I took up black powder shooting, I started with a pistol. He saw me shoot with it a few times and then one day, while we were at his house, he gave me what he claimed to be an officer’s powder flask, dating back to the War Between The States. It is smaller than a regular powder flask, and I was told intended for pistol powder, rather than rifle powder. I have seen pictures of these kinds of powder flasks on officers belts in old photos. If that is true or not, I have no idea. Sky was known to tell a tale now and then. I never had a chance to get it checked out, but I still use it.

Sky was on his second wife when we met. They had a daughter and two sons. That girl was the female version of him. The strange thing is that while there could not be any doubt she was his daughter, once she got older, she was as stunningly beautiful as he was handsome. If they had been the same age, they could have been twins. When I first met her, I think I was 15 and she was 13. She was kind of cute, but she was 13. I saw her around over the years but didn’t really think about her or see her as a possible girlfriend until I was a senior in high school. I ran into her one day and it hit me. She had done some growing up. Then I thought about Sky and forgot about her.

But that mouth! I do believe that he thought the “F” word was required to be used in at least once, every third sentence. More if possible. The “N” word was a bit less obvious. Its usage was only about once every two to three paragraphs. But Sky spoke in short paragraphs. And I admit it. His attitude towards the black race/yellow race/brown race/any-color-you-want-to-name-other-than-white race, was pretty universal. To him, white was right and don’t bother trying to convince him otherwise. It annoyed him.

Sky didn’t have a lot of time for people who annoyed him. Our family had been invited to his place one Saturday for a pool party. The kids went swimming, the adults watched, talked, drank beer and bar-b-qued. At some point a guy with a small, but very loud two stroke motorcycle started racing up and down the street in front of Sky’s home. At first, he ignored it. After about twenty minutes of this, he went out to the street and shouted at the guy as he rode by. The guy replied with the one finger salute, and sped to the end of the street. He turned around, and on his way back, just because he knew it would piss-off Sky as he got close, he jammed the throttle and pulled a wheelie. As the biker started to pass Sky, he saw him deposit the portable speed bump into the street. A six foot long, 4X4 inch square fence post. After the crash, the guy pushed his mangled bike home and never rode by Sky’s house again.

Sky was certainly the man you wanted at your back in any kind of fight. This was proven during a hunt camp when he and Scotty went out together to a certain area to hunt. The area they had chosen was a still hunt area. Meaning it was you and the deer. The problem was it bordered the dog hunt area. It that area the dogs chase the deer to you and you shot them. Personally, if all I wanted was meat on the table in the shortest time, I would dog hunt. But to me that isn’t hunting, it's target practice.

Of course, the deer and the dogs know nothing about any man-made boundaries. The deer runs to get away from the dogs. Where he goes is where he goes. Sometimes the deer leaves the dog hunt area and crosses into the still hunt area. The dogs don’t care. They are chasing the deer, just like they were taught to do. Those dogs are quite an investment in time and training. They are valuable animals. The owners have to chase the dogs wherever they go. Then the deer runs out in front of our friend, Scotty. He hit that buck with a load of .00 buckshot, in the chest, at about 10 yards. It went down like a rock. Sky had been hearing the dogs and knew they were heading towards Scotty. Then came the shot and Sky knew his friend was going to be needing some help. He started that direction. Shortly he heard his name being called, and it didn’t sound right. Sky began to move. I’m sure images of Pusan went through his mind. When he arrived at the scene, there was Scotty, standing astride a very dead buck. To one side was a man holding onto the leashes of about four dogs, and in front of Scotty were two men with shotguns who thought that the deer belonged to them.

Sky had come up behind them. (Must be some training there) He worked the action of his M-1 Carbine, WITH a 15 round mag. sticking out of it. The two shotgun holding hunters suddenly lost interest when Sky asked,

“Is there a problem, Scotty?”

Venison was on the menu that night. I mean, think about it. In any heroic movie the main guy has that strong jaw line, trim physique, steely eyed glare and all that. That was Sky. He didn’t play the part, he was the part. He was also wearing cammo and carrying what today they say is an assault rifle. He even was wearing an issue canteen on an old issue pistol belt. The only unmilitary thing about him was the cowboy hat he always wore, and non-issue boots. Looking at that standing behind you, are you going to argue over a deer when the dogs can chase up another one? To be fair, Scotty could have offered them a part of it. He probably would have, if they had been nice people. After all, the dogs did chase him out in front of Scotty, and they weren’t supposed to be there, but they were. But they chose a different way and learned that they can’t always have what they want. It was Sky who made the difference in the menu that night.

Sky was also the one responsible for what became the poker table. At first, when it was just a few of us, Dad would drag the trailer out to the camp and the men would live there. It had a really small kitchen and Dad was actually a good cook. So, he made the rule,

“Nobody in Dad’s kitchen.”

You could come to the edge. You could ask for something. But if Dad was in the kitchen, he was the only one there. You entered at your own risk. At the other end of the trailer was the table that turned into a bed. We sat around that table for endless hours it seemed, playing poker. That’s where I learned to play it. It was Sky who brought a deck of cards one time. Everyone dug into their pockets for loose change and the game began. After a year or two it became just another part of the camp. We came back from hunting in the evening. Dad would heat up supper. The guy who complained about the food got the dishes. Then we cleared off the table and started dealing cards.

As time went by, Dad came into a little money and bought the lot across the road from Sky. They spent a good deal of time together after Dad moved our trailer up there. It was only natural that with the size of the camp growing, something had to be done about seating. Thus, was born the poker tent. Sky got one of those 10X10 foot pop-ups. Dad got an old folding table, ripped off the existing top which would have seated four, and replaced it with an octagon. He covered it with some kind of green felt like material and installed beer holders at each gamblers seat. There was enough room for six men to sit and play poker. When not in use as a poker tent, it could be used in good weather as overhead cover for anyone with a sleeping bag and air mattress. Not a lot on privacy, but it kept the mosquitoes off.

As the years went on, Sky’s mouth did catch up with him one time from what he said. He did tell the story on himself, so I know it isn’t second hand. One way he and his wife discovered to keep an eye on their daughter was to just listen to her speak. Especially in her sleep. That’s when she told the truth about everything. AND if gently prodded in the right way would answer questions. He told how one night after she was asleep and speaking, he and her mother walked to the doorway and just listened to what she had to say. All of it was the kind of thing you would expect a high school junior girl to worry about. Then she suddenly sat straight up in bed, her eye’s wide open, she turned her head, looked at them and said,

“HOLY FU**ING SHIT!!!”

She then laid down, rolled over and stopped talking, having never wakened. Her mother looked at Sky and asked,

“WHAT did she say?”

“You heard her.”

It was after that Sky did make some effort to clean himself up. But it was too little, too late. His wife divorced him a couple of years later. He moved to his cabin permanently. He stayed the same during those years, but as always, generous. My father began to build the retirement home that he and Mom would share for decades to come, and Sky was there to lend a hand. The thing about Mom and Dad’s house is that the floor is twelve feet off the ground. Dad and Sky did most of the work setting the poles, running the decking, putting up the roof and walls, electrical and plumbing done by them. It took a long time to get done. I would have loved to help, but I was far away wearing pickle green and working for Uncle Sam.

Sky actually met his third wife through my mother. Mom and she worked together. They would often stop for a drink on the way home. Neither had minor children to worry about. Eventually she was invited to the house one weekend and met Sky. A short romance later and they were man and wife. I also knew the lady, through her daughter. I admit, I was a bit concerned when the two of them became serious. I had made a pass at her daughter at one time. I guess it was never considered that serious since it was never mentioned.

The two of them moved into the cabin. I thought there were never two people more meant for each other. She wasn’t quite as bad as he was in her language, but she knew how to use language that would cause a drunken sailor to blush. They both loved living in the woods. While she didn’t go hunting, she would certainly pick up a rod and head for the lake. They both drank heavily, but never got into any real fights as far as I know. But they did divorce a few years later. She got the cabin and that was it for Sky. He never made another hunt camp. He had no place to live and no real reason to hang around. I lost track of him, but did hear about him from time to time. I would ask how he was doing and be told,

“Sky is Sky.”

I did find out that a few years before he passed away, he finally found the job he probably should have had all along. He became a bartender at his local VFW post. He spent the last few years serving drinks to the guys who knew where he had been and what he had done. Because they had done it as well. They could bring their demons out into the open because in this place, everybody had them. It’s good to know that he wasn’t alone at the end. He could have been. You either loved this guy, or you couldn’t stand to be around him. Yeah, he was rough and unpolished. But a good man at heart.
 

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Chapter Six

John was the longest running member of the hunt camp, outside of Dad and myself. Like Dad and most of the rest of the adults when I was younger, he was a vet. Unlike them, John never left the States. He was in R & D for the Air Force. The closest he ever came to combat was while stationed in Calif. A guy in his barracks had a heart attack brought on by one of our fighter jets on the landing strip. It seems the guy was on guard duty and was walking around the line of planes on the strip. He noticed on his first two trips past this one plane, the last in line, there was a strange clicking sound. It was discovered that the pilot had forgotten to turn off his weapons tracking systems. Every time the guard walked past the plane, it tried to shoot him. There just wasn’t anyone on the trigger. They found him spread out on the tarmac in front of the plane at the end of his shift.

John was also there during what at the time was a rather well-known incident. The Air Force attacked a Calif. town. They didn’t do it on purpose. They had sent up a drone to be used for target practice. They were testing new targeting systems on our jets. As I recall, the drone went the wrong way. It was supposed to fly over an uninhabited area so our guys could shoot it down. Instead, it flew towards an inhabited area, then it locked into a circular flight pattern. Right over this area’s downtown. The choices were two. Let it run out of gas and crash into downtown, OR have a really good pilot close in and tap the drones wing to get it to alter course to an uninhabited area, then knock it down. The second option was chosen.

It didn’t work. It did alter the flight pattern, but not enough to move the drone away from town. The order was given to shoot it down. So, on a peaceful afternoon U.S. Air Force missiles that missed the drone, started to fall on a quiet town that had no idea of what was coming. Nobody was killed on the ground, but about six months after the incident the M.P.’s and E.O.D. were called to one home in the area. At least one missile failed to detonate on impact. A 15 year old boy found it, thought it was neat, he dragged the thing back home and leaned it against the wall in his bedroom. He could have leveled the house with that thing. It was deactivated and removed.

That kind of set the tone for John. For decades after his tour of duty he worked at The Cape here in Florida, doing all kinds of hush-hush stuff for the space program. As I mentioned before, John loved corny jokes. He was also fond of practical jokes. The way he told the story, back in the day at The Cape, employees wore badges with color coded spots on them that allowed them access to certain areas. If you get caught in an area that you didn’t have a spot for, you were held until LEO’s could arrive and sort things out. At the time he was working in some kind of aircraft hangar. It was filled with various missiles and rockets being tweaked to improve performance. One of the men working there was having a bit of bowel trouble one day and had made more than the usual number of trips to the restroom and spent longer than normal amounts of time there. It was about his third trip to the can when John and a couple of others got an idea. While that guy was doing what he had to, John and the others moved one of those rockets. They set it up, right in front of the restroom door and taped the area off. The problem was that the guy in the can didn’t have the right colored spot to get though the taped off area and back to his work station. He was trapped in the restroom for two or three hours until the LEO’s could get everything straight. It wasn’t mean or cruel, but John’s practical jokes were the ones you never saw coming.

We started out just with our families camping together. Mom and Dad had three sons, John and his wife had a son and two daughters, and all the kids were about the same age. It just made sense. All the kids had someone their own age to hang out with, and the parents sat around the camp drinking beer and having a relaxing time. These trips started early enough that all the boys saw the daughters as ‘girls!’. You know. The kind of people who weren’t allowed into the ‘He-Man-Woman-Haters-Club from Spanky and our Gang fame. By the time the boys saw them as ‘GIRLS!!!’ John’s son Tom was protecting them from guys like us. And since we had grown up with them, they were more like sisters than potential mates. I did have a brief crush on his oldest daughter for a while, but nothing ever came from it. And I actually did date his younger daughter once. We had a good time, but no sparks. There was no second date.

John’s wife was a wonderful woman. More handsome than beautiful, with deep auburn colored hair. She had a great sense of humor. She had too, being married to John. We all learned about each other during those camping trips. For one thing, I learned she loved oysters. While camping along the coast one time, we kids went oystering. I found what had to be the grand-daddy of all oysters. I’m serious when I say that thing filled a paper plate. John’s wife loved oysters, so I gave it to her. I was around 14 at the time and had never eaten an oyster, and wasn’t sure I wanted to. Of course, now I down them raw on the half shell, but not back then. However, I became a favorite of Johns wife for a while after that. I still remember John and his wife gave us a Pyrex dish as a wedding present. That thing cooked so many meals for us over the years. It almost broke my heart when we finally had to get rid of it.

Other things were learned, and not just about each other. Sometimes it was about ourselves. My brothers and I once had to save Tom from drowning in about three feet of water. We were swimming when all of a sudden Tom grabbed his leg and shouted,

“Cramp!”

He went under and it wasn’t possible for him to even stand up. My brothers and I pulled him back to the surface and then to shore. He was fine once the cramp went away, but there is no doubt. If he had been alone when that happened, he would have drowned. And you know, I don’t think that has ever been mentioned by anyone over the years, until now. These were the people I grew up with. You did the right thing, because it was the right thing to do. There was no expectation of any kind of reward. You did it because it had to be done and you were the one standing there at the time. Which led to an expression I use fairly often. “No exceptions, no excuses.”

Another example of that would have to be when Tom and I were in high school and had the same biology class. The teacher had arranged a field trip to a local lake where we were to gather water samples to be analyzed back in class. There were a few jon boats and a canoe. Only one of the jon boats had a gas motor. Everything else was powered by paddles and muscle. We are talking about high school kids, in boats, on a lake. Hard to think of a better recipe for trouble. Two guys grabbed the canoe for them and their girlfriends. They paddled to the far side of the lake and promptly capsized the thing. Tom and I were the only ones who had any idea of what to do. While over a dozen scared students were all over the teacher about what to do, Tom ordered everyone out of the powered boat. He and I climbed in and headed out to do rescue. We got the four students into our boat and got them back to shore. We then went back for the canoe. NOW we have a problem. With the wind that day and a bunch of other things, the only way to right the canoe was for someone to go into the water and push down on one end of the canoe while the other person in the boat grabbed the end sticking out of the water and pull it across the jon boat to empty it, then flip it over, right side up, push it back into the water and drag it back to shore. Tom and I looked at each other about deciding who was going to get wet. I guess the good news is that I had an excused absence for the rest of the day. One that was signed by the principle himself.

John’s daughters were as much sisters as any sisters can be. They kept each other’s secrets, did each other’s hair, loved each other and hated each other from time to time as all kids do. But their lives took very different turns. The older daughter found a man, settled down, had a family, and the whole American dream. The younger sister didn’t have it as well. She went through a number of failed relationships. Had at least three children by as many different fathers. Each father was supposed to be ‘the one’, but none of them managed to pull it off. I dislike speaking ill of other people, but I must be honest. While the older sister is the picture of a happily married mother, grandmother and maybe great grandmother by now, the last time I saw the younger sister she reminded me of a horse that had been ridden hard and put away wet. The years and life have not been kind to her. Yet she somehow still maintains a positive attitude.

As hard as it may be to believe, Tom is actually a certifiable genius. He’s as down to earth as anyone you’ll ever meet, but when it comes to numbers, he’s brilliant. Like his father, Tom did a bunch of hush-hush stuff for the government. What it was, I haven’t a clue. But it paid well I’m told. Or at least he was. The way he tells it, he had a stroke a few years back and “lost my numbers”. He was forced into retirement. Tom had married a blind woman. The two of them were happy together from day one. She had brought a couple of children into the marriage and after she passed away, the kids tried to have Tom either put away, or placed under their care. Using the stroke as an excuse. The truth is Tom is perfectly capable of taking care of himself. They just wanted their mom’s estate and as much of his stuff as they could get. Tom went underground for a couple of years, showing up only in court as needed. In the end, everyone lost. The kids didn’t get squat, and he lost the only children he ever had. But time also has taken its toll. He didn’t make hunt camp for years before it ended. He stopped showing up even while his father was still going. We still see each other from time to time. His older sister lives out of state, which means we never see each other. The younger sister is around. I hear about her sometimes. But the only time I see her anymore seems to be at a funeral or a wedding.

After John’s wife died, he remained single for the rest of his life, but he wasn’t alone. He bought a place just down the road from my folks. He even had a girlfriend for a few years, but marriage was never in the question. She understood that. I’ve been given to believe she felt the same way. It’s late in life. I like/love you, but at this point, I don’t need the complications in my life. Let’s just be together without getting together. What can I say? It worked for them. I’m certainly not going to play judge. I figure that once you get to a certain age, you are entitled to a little leeway. It’s a reward for having survived life up to that point. And at 66, that age can’t be too far away for me. I’ll let you know when it gets here.

Dad built a large bar-b-que out of natural stone in the front yard of his house. That’s where we have family get-togethers. Large amounts of food got cooked on that bar-b-que. The get-togethers didn’t really have a start time. It started when the first people showed up and continued to grow as people arrived. Somewhere around two o’clock the food would be ready and we would eat then just hang out for the rest of the day. John was always welcome and often attended. One of the things Dad always did was set up a shooting range for his BB gun. Each person was given a hand drawn target that was stapled to a wood fence, and at a measured distance a line was drawn and one by one everybody took one shot at a time until everyone had fired three to five shots. Highest score wins. What does he win? Bragging rights. While all of this was going on, John would play score keeper. And nobody ever accused him of fudging the numbers. It wouldn’t have mattered if he did. Any missed or poor shot was blamed on someone or something else. (He bumped my elbow just as I shot. I haven’t had enough beer yet. Or something like that.)

And it was John who, in the earliest days of hunt camp, taught me the quickest easiest way to skin a squirrel. Something for which I have always been grateful and taught to my son. One thing for certain, you could always depend on John to see things differently that others did. He was the one who started the expression that when you added wood to the camp fire, you were “changing the channel”. While I’m sure it started somewhere and some when else, he was the one who introduced the ‘smoke shifter’ to the camp. According to John, a smoke shifter is a large invisible bird that flies at night. When you have a fire and the smoke is blowing into your face, you call for the smoke shifter and he flies up nearby, flaps real hard and makes the smoke blow another way and out of your eyes.

When things did not go as planned, he always had a sense of humor about it. Once, while in Boy Scouts, he was showing us how to make a hard boiled egg, without boiling it. Just wrap it tightly in aluminum foil and place it in the coals of the fire to cook. As he was explaining the process to the troop, the egg he had already placed in the fire got too hot and exploded. John didn’t miss a beat. He said he was just trying to make scrambled eggs. Nobody believed him, but a good laugh was had by all. He also proved to all of us that you actually can boil water in a paper cup, over a fire, by doing it. The heat makes the water boil but the water keeps the paper cup from burning. That was amazing to a bunch of teenaged boys.

John and his family were certainly people I am glad I knew while growing up. We were close and those of us who remain may not be that physically close any longer, but when we do see each other, it’s just like they never left. Very good people to grow old with.
 

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Chapter Seven

Now you have a good idea of our main cast of characters. Not all of them, but a few. Over time people came and went. Some came and were shown the door, so to speak, but the memories are still here. Hunting season always begins on a Saturday. Dad and one or more of the other adults would leave for the woods on Thursday after work. Arriving late they would just park the camper and spend the night in it. Friday was spent setting up camp. They would hang a tarp for us to shelter under in case it was too wet, too hot, or we just needed a place to play poker. Firewood was brought in and stored for use, then Dad would begin making things ready for cooking. Which reminds me, I haven’t really mentioned meals.

According to modern science, it’s a miracle that we survived. Every morning, Friday through Sunday or Monday, it was scrambled eggs, bacon, and coffee for breakfast. It was something that Dad could cook all at one time for everybody and no time lost in getting ready for the morning hunt. Lunch was usually something like sandwiches, Vienna sausages on crackers, or something else similar. The sandwiches were mostly reserved for lunch in camp. After all they can get a bit squished riding around in your pocket before lunch, but a can of sausages stuck in your pocket are easy to carry and extend your time in the bush. But supper, that’s when we had our big meal of the day.

One thing that remained constant, and became a tradition really, was on the first night supper was chili. That dated back to our time in Boy Scouts. There was one camp out we had where the weather turned cold and wet. Being Scoutmaster, Dad was the head cook. He saw that we were not feeling that great given the conditions and made a huge pot of chili for us. Honestly, I don’t care for chili, never have and still don’t. But that day, it was the best meal I’d ever had. Dad had a nickname from childhood that stuck. It was Willie. At that Scout camp “Willie’s chili” was born. We even made up a little song for it on the spot. It went,

“Willie’s chili, we like Willie’s chili.
Willie’s chili, it’s the best for us.”

Again, something that could be made in bulk and almost everyone loved it.

Another constant in camp was the first person to complain about the food, got to do the dishes. Needless to say, Dad could have gotten a cooking show on T.V. as far as we were concerned. All of his food was great. (Dad? Did that get me out of doing the dishes?) There was one time Dad’s cooking didn’t quite meet his usual standards. Everyone including Dad knew it, but nothing was said at first. Then about three quarters the way though the meal, Scotty just couldn’t handle it anymore and spoke up.

“This tastes like shit. But good!”

Scotty didn’t want to do those dishes. For the next couple of nights, the meal would be something along the line of burgers, ribs or chicken, but that first night it was chili. And don’t complain about the food. Willie’s chili remained the first night hunt camp meal until the end of it all. Even years after Dad had passed away, we still had Willie’s chili that first night.

And of course, there were always the odd things that happen only in the woods. I guess it was about our second real ‘hunt camp’ with the appropriate people in place. I remember it was Dad, my brothers and I, and Sky were out hunting. My brothers and I were old enough and experienced enough by this time we could be trusted with a loaded weapon on our own in the swamps, so Dad got a good idea of where each of us was going and we went our separate ways. Only one of us had any luck that day. The middle brother was hunting with a bolt action twenty-gauge shotgun that held a whole three rounds. As he was leaning against a tree somewhere around six to eight little pigs ran up all around him. None of those little oinkers could have weighed more than forty pounds on the hoof. If you know anything about pig hunting, you know that probably a third of a pigs’ weight or more, is hide, bone or some other part you can’t eat. But this was going to be his first successful hunt.

The pigs had seen the tree he was against, but he was out of sight on the back side of the tree. They ran up and surrounded him at about five feet out. Being right-handed, he pulled up to his shoulder and fired to his left. Before that first pig hit the ground, he worked the action, spun on his heel and hit a second pig before it could run. Working the action again he turned his attention to the first pig he’d shot. It wasn’t dead, but it wasn’t going anywhere. He fired again and finished it off. He went back to the second pig, which was wounded but moving off. He sighted, pulled the trigger, and the click reminded him. He was out of ammo. By the time he fished more rounds out of his pocket and got them into the shotgun, it was just him and one dead pig. But that was alright. He had just become a Rodney and was insufferable for weeks after that. But this was an occasion where Dad broke his own rule on cooking separate meals for each person and my brother had really, really, fresh pork for supper that night while the rest of us got hamburgers and hot dogs.

For me the thing is the hunt, not the kill. It is quite something. For example, and this has happened more than once, I’ll be standing there in the woods. I’ll hear something coming my way and freeze. After waiting for what seems like forever, a doe steps out into the open, five feet away. This thing is close enough I could jump on it and stab it to death with my knife. It’s a ‘bucks only’ hunt. All I can do is stand there and think to myself,

‘Grow horns! Grow horns! Grow horns!’

They never listen. Not one of those does ever did accommodate me. But being able to stand close enough to the deer in the wild that you can actually smell it is something you have to experience. Simple words don’t do it justice.

It is interesting to be on the invisible side of things. Also, this kind of thing has happened more than once. It was my first bow hunt and I was fourteen. Dad had placed me in a spot where he knew where I was on one side of a hill that had deer trails crossing it. When he put me there, it was just getting to be first light. Like I was taught, the first thing I did was pick a spot that provided cover so the deer wouldn’t see me, and then clear all of the dead leaves and twigs from under my feet. That way if I moved, it didn’t make a lot of noise. I stood there watching the day come alive. Squirrels were just getting started with their racket. Birds were beginning to flit back and forth between trees and bushes. The world was waking up and starting the day and I was taking it all in. I heard a loud noise behind me. Slowly I turned to see where the deer was coming from and where did I want to take my shot? It was two more hunters. At this time, it wasn’t required for hunters to wear orange vests while hunting. I’m standing there by some scrub oak in camo and these two walked up to within ten feet of me and never had a clue I was there.

I hoped that they were just passing through, but not so. One of them was just an average guy. The other had to weight close to three hundred pounds, very little of it muscle. And to this day I still don’t understand why he did what he did. But the heavy weight guy decided he had reached his spot and plopped down onto the ground. The impact alone was enough to let any nearby deer know he was in the area and lighting a cigarette as soon as he was down didn’t help do anything but pinpoint his location. That was bad enough, but if you know archery, you know the bow isn’t meant to be fired from the sitting position. How this guy ever expected to take a shot, I’ll never know. The big guy settled in on his butt, cracking leaves and twigs all the time while he wiggled around to get comfortable. Then he began to hack and wheeze from the smoking and I knew I wasn’t going to be getting any shots. But I stayed where I was. Dad put me there, and I wasn’t allowed to move anywhere else. We have all been at that time of day when headlights aren’t really needed, but you have them on anyway. That was the kind of light we had at the moment. Once the large hunter was settled in, the other guy pulled a flashlight from his back pocket, turned it on and made a beeline for the place I was standing. They still had no clue I was there. So, flashlight guy walks up no more than five feet away. He turned off the flashlight, and was actually looking over my right shoulder for deer, when I moved and the tip of my arrow ticked a leaf. It looked like this guy was going to jump out of his skin. He dropped the light, pulled up the bow and came to a half draw before he saw me.

“Oh. Have you been here long?”

“I watched you guys come up the hill.”

“Oh. Is there anyone else around here?”

“My father is on the other side of this hill.”

“Oh. Ok. Good luck.”

He then turned around, went back to his buddy and helped him to his feet. The two of them began to stumble back down the hill, in broad daylight, tripping over fallen branches and stepping in holes, then cursing about it all the way back down the hill. Makes me wonder if either of those two ever had any luck hunting, besides bad luck.

The funny part is that about an hour later two does trotted right out in front of me. Being bow season the hunt is either sex, so I took the shot at about fifteen yards. I said it was my first bow hunt. I was using a borrowed bow. The owner was an archer, but not a hunter. There were none of the previously mentioned silencers on the bow string. I loosed an arrow, the string went TWANG, the deer reared up, and the arrow went through air where a deer’s heart was at just a second before. The two of them took off at a full gallop, went over the hill and right past Dad. He threw an arrow at them but knew it would be nothing but luck if he hit anything, they were moving so fast. It was a fun day. It was educational as well. I learned that not all hunters actually know how to hunt.

I should say that the bow season hunt camp was more or less unofficial. The real hunt camp was at the beginning of the general gun season. It was mostly our family that were the bow hunters, and that hunt camp taught both Dad and I something else as well. Mainly that when in the woods with me following him, don’t distract me by pointing out a tree stand or something else a short distance off the trail. Dad did that. I looked to see it and expecting that Dad was doing the same, I kept walking. Dad had actually stopped in front of me and bent over to better point out the stand. It is bow season. You keep an arrow on the string at all times. I walked forward and accidentally stabbed him in the left butt cheek with a brand-new razor sharp broadhead. Dad had quick reactions, so it really was nothing more than a pin-prick. But it was years, maybe a decade later, before he stopped warning other people not to walk in front of me during bow season.

It was another bow hunt camp a few years later that my brothers learned why I always carry an abundance of reloads for my weapons, no matter what the season. You see, Jimmy Carter was President while I was in the service. He cut the budget for the military so deeply that we couldn’t get blanks for training. Can you imagine anything much more foolish than to have young men, in uniform, running around through the brush hollering at each other, “Bang, bang. You’re dead.” like a bunch of kids? If the Russians had come across the border back then, the only way we could have slowed them down would have been to gum up the tracks of their vehicles with our bodies. After that I promised I would never be short on ammo again. Well, they were walking down the dirt road in one area we hunt and a herd of pigs ran up on top of them. Literally. The pigs came running in from somewhere into a grassy area just off the road. Then they stopped and began to graze. Bows aren’t silent, but they are quieter than firearms. The two of them began shooting and missing. By the time it was over, they were both out of arrows and neither of them had gotten even a nick in any of the pigs. But they said it was exciting as all get out to watch the pigs first run one way and then turn around and run the other when an arrow passed in front of them.

In some ways, all of the failures were much more fun than the successes.
 

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Chapter Eight

We all know that sometimes, life can get into the way of living. There is something you just have to do but circumstances get in the way. What you want, just has to wait. It happened that way with hunt camp with all of us from time to time. Like what happened with Scotty. He enjoyed the camp. He made it every time, often with his son, Greg. But then that job offer that simply cannot be refused came up and he was off to the land of lost wages. A man has to look out for his own. I get that. And he was missed. I lost track of him immediately, of course. However, I did see him again a few years later. For my high school graduation present, Dad arranged a hunting trip out in Northern Nevada. We stopped in Vegas on the way out and back, spending the night with Scotty and his family.

By this time, I was technically a Rodney. I had taken squirrels and other small game, and even had a few bow shots at some really nice pigs. But hadn’t yet taken a deer. This trip changed that, and made me madder than I had ever been in my life up to that point. (This was before the service.) We were way up in the mountains. Not many people believe this, but it is the truth. I was sitting near the peak of an outcropping. There are a couple of heavily traveled trails below me and I was thinking this was a good spot. After a bit I heard a jet flying and looked up to see if I could spot it. Not a thing in the sky. Not even a cloud. I looked down and away from the slope I had been watching and down into the valley. That’s when I saw the jet. It was in the valley below me. I was higher in those mountains than the plane. I didn’t know it was possible to do that.

It was more than an hour later I saw my father and Sky working their way back down the mountainside. Dad had a spot in the saddle between the outcropping and the rest of the mountain. I had liked that spot on the way in, but Dad took it. Now that he was on his way down, I could slide over there for a while. So, I did. Half an hour later two nice fat does walked up in front of me. I chose the one that looked bigger and fired. What followed was the strangest reaction I’ve even heard of from a deer. It was a going away shot. My bullet hit both lungs and the heart. This deer would not survive. But even being hit that badly, the deer just kind of shivered a little bit, turned and began to slowly walk uphill away from me. It was like nothing had happened. I knew better than to go chasing after the deer. If it was hit, that would only make it run further away from the truck before it died. And I’m going to have to drag this thing. I impatiently waited fifteen minutes before I got to my feet. I walked down to where the deer had been standing and checked for blood sign and the tracks. I saw almost no blood and was beginning to think I had just nicked the deer, but started to follow the tracks. I hadn’t gotten ten yards up that hill when I spotted the face of a deer, in the scrub five yards ahead, looking back at me. It didn’t move. I eased towards the deer, and there was no movement at all. I closed in enough that I reached out with my rifle and poked the deer. That stupid, dead deer fell over and began to roll down the wrong side of the mountain. I chased it thirty yards, going downhill, before I got it stopped. Then I had to drag it back up to the saddle and signal Dad and Sky.

It took a while before they could reach me. At that place and time we were required to remove the deer whole. We cut a sapling, slung the deer and headed down. Somewhere along the line, Sky took a miss-step and his foot came right out of the side of his boot. It held together well enough to get him back to the truck, but he always claimed I owed him a new pair. We got the deer checked and then set about cleaning it. Once that was done, Scotty said we could just leave it where it was, along with the tag, and pick it up when we left in a day or two. I didn’t know any better. Scotty knew the area, so Dad, Sky, and I followed his advice. Dad made the liver for me that night. It was quite tasty and all I ever got to eat of that deer. During the night, someone backed up a truck, cut the rope the deer was hanging by, threw away my tag after putting on their own, and drove off with the deer. MY FIRST deer. There are words to explain how I felt. But I try not to use them.

It did get a little dicey later in the day we found out the deer was missing. Dad and Sky took a little walk though the place where most of the hunters were camped. Dad was carrying his .30 -.30 with his .44 strapped to his hip. Sky had his carbine and a .38. They didn’t find my deer, but did find out another group had pulled out the night before. I suppose my deer went with them. I know it is good that Dad and Sky didn’t find any sign of my deer. Those two combat vets defending the youngest son of one of them? Things could have gone very wrong.

One thing that never changed about hunt camp was the attitude of one for all and all for one. If someone was heading to the store to pick up ice or something, an announcement was loudly made so that if anyone else needed anything one person could make the trip for all. That gave the most people the best chance for being in the right place at the right time, as Bambi walked by.

And on one memorable occasion, that was needed. It was after dark one time. I mean, we already had the fire going and Dad was about halfway through cooking supper, when the truck belonging to one of my brothers almost slid to a stop at camp. He opened the door and announced that my nephew had shot a deer, just at the last moment of daylight, and now they couldn’t find it. Usually when you hit a deer, they will run for a way before they die or simply lie down to try to ease the pain. There, they will bleed out from the wound and you can collect them. It is rare that the first shot drops them where they stand. Normally we would wait and let the deer lie down instead of chasing it and making it run further. In this case we knew the deer didn’t go far. My nephew was in his tree stand when this deer had walked up underneath him. He could have just dropped his knife and stabbed the deer. When he fired it was at about five to ten feet. The deer had been looking down, grazing. That shot drove him to his knees. My nephew worked the action on his shotgun and as the deer jumped up and prepared to run, he hit it a second time. Then it disappeared into the dark, and he didn’t have a flashlight. He and my brother were the last ones in the woods and they needed help. They ran back to the camp and off we went.

My nephew could follow the trail to his stand in the dark. He showed us where he was, where the deer was, which way it went, and we spread out with lights looking for it. That deer didn’t make it twenty yards before it fell. We found it fairly soon, and found we had another problem. With all the wandering around in the dark, nobody was sure which way the trunks were. Have you ever been in a deep swamp at night? The kind of deep that even during the day time the overhead canopy is so thick very little sunlight reaches the ground. It is also overcast, so there is no moonlight or stars to guide you. After finding the deer, we stumbled around in the dark for around thirty minutes. We finally found the trucks when my brother swore that they had to be nearby, pulled the fob from his pocket and pushed the lock/unlock button. Five yards to our right his truck beeped and flashed. We never saw it, it was so dark.

That was the way it was. I’ve already talked about Sky, Scotty and their deer. But there was one time my brothers were moving through a swamp several yards apart. My oldest brother kicked up a pig, but wasn’t in a position to get a shot. Fortunately, it ran out in front of my other brother, who quickly put it down. I haven’t mentioned that my brothers spent most of their lives working together in the construction business. Just before this hunt, the middle brother had hurt his shoulder. Naturally my older brother did the work of dragging the pig out of the swamp. All two miles, most of it in water of clinging mud. What else was he to do?

But my oldest brother wasn’t always the hero either. The three of us would sometimes get together and drive a swamp. Meaning that we spread out in line, several yards apart, and move forward together. In the deep swamp, a pig or a deer will let you walk right up on them because with the amount of cover, you could walk right past them and never see them. In this case, the oldest brother was in the middle of the line. I glanced to my right and saw him slowly raise his shotgun. I froze so I wouldn’t spook whatever he was getting ready to shoot. Then he lowered it. Then he raised it. Then he lowered it. I figured he saw something but just wasn’t sure of his target, so he didn’t shoot. I started looked slowly and carefully at the swamp in front of him. I scanned right to left. Then I saw a clump of weeds sticking up out of the water, with a face looking back at me.

I pulled up with my shotgun and the deer turned to run. I got off two shots and the second round jammed. The oldest shouted at me to fire again, because the deer was still trying to get away. I told him I was jammed and he fired to put the deer down. We gathered around it and the oldest said,

“You shot him first. It’s your deer. You finish him.”

I raised my shotgun, pulled the trigger and had forgotten I was jammed. All I got was a ‘click’ and laughs from my brothers.

“Ha, you forgot to chamber another round. Buck fever!”

“No! My gun is jammed.”

I had been looking down when I said that to find a way to get that spent round out, when my shotgun disappeared, another one showed up in my hands and I heard the middle brother say,

“Mine isn’t.”

I put the deer out of its misery. Once again, we have to bring the deer out intact. The Game and Fish Commission has people at the check station who are checking on the health of the deer population by checking on the kills being brought out. So, we cut a pole, sling the deer between two of us, and the older brother led the way out of the swamp. We were perhaps 300 yards from the truck. He led us two miles in the wrong direction. The middle brother and I started out telling him he must be going the wrong way. The position of the sun told us that. He kept insisting we were wrong.

“I had the sun over my left shoulder as we came in. So, it has to be on my right shoulder on the way out.”

As my drill sergeant used to tell me,

“Your OTHER left.”

My oldest brother sometimes has a problem with over-confidence. He doesn’t even carry a compass anymore. And he has had to make a longer trip back to the truck, going down the road, than was necessary more than once. After we had covered more than 500 yards, certain things were pointed out. Like we had already covered almost twice the distance to the truck than we should have. I told him at one point when we had reached a fairly open area,

“The road is right over there. It’s on the other side of this clearing. Where are you taking us?”

“I’ve been all over this area. There’s no road over there. It’s this way.”

We couldn’t let him go off alone, and he was carrying the other brother’s shotgun. We followed. By the end of the first half mile, the main thing was,

“Do you even know where you are?”

After a two-mile trek, during which that dead deer nearly beat the middle brother and myself to death by swinging back and forth, we came out on a road. As soon as we hit it, everyone knew our exact position. We knew the trucks were two miles behind us. I looked at the oldest,

“You brought us here. You go get the truck.”

He looked at me, shrugged, gave the middle brother his shotgun and started walking. It didn’t matter that we younger brothers knew he was going the wrong way. We weren’t going to leave him and go our own way. We stick together. I have no doubt that if we had left him, he would have gotten back on his own anyway, sooner or later. But that’s not how it is done at hunt camp. I still have fun reminding him of that day from time to time.

Sticking together wasn’t just a good idea, it was a lot of fun, even when it was work. One time my niece, her husband and a few friends got their Jeep stuck in a wash out in the road. Locals had been running through this watery spot on the road for most of the night. Just drinking, playing and having fun. The runts the tires go into got bottomed out under that water, so you couldn’t see it. The niece’s husband tried to drive through it and got high centered. All four wheels just spinning to beat the band. The Jeep didn’t budge an inch. It turned out I was the only one with a tow strap. I drove to the edge of the hole, got out and hooked the strap to my truck. I handed the rest of the strap to the husband with the words,

“You got it stuck, you hook up the strap.”

He didn’t like it, but he was already wet up to the waist. He took the strap and connected it to the Jeep. He got in and prepared to drive once I got his tires on solid ground. There was one young friend of his that had been making a lot of comments and having laughs at the husband’s expense. Well, we all were laughing and teasing a bit. It’s expected. But this guy was going overboard. As I got ready to start pulling the Jeep the husband asked the big mouth to get behind and push. There was no evil intent to the request. There was no plan. But when I started to pull the Jeep out, at first it resisted. I expected that. None of the wheels were on the ground. But it suddenly jerked and I jumped backwards. That put a sudden jerk on the tow strap. The Jeep unexpectedly surged forward and Mr. Big Mouth was face first in the water and mud. I like to think he learned something that day. Laughing at someone is one thing, being laughed at is another.

The camp kitchen also benefited by this philosophy. There was a set price for each meal. We couldn’t expect Dad to feed us all for free. You figured how many meals you would eat while in camp and put the money in the kitty. There was always more than enough cash for the food. Everyone was responsible for their own drinks. And from time to time extras would show up. One year, after a lot of rain, the mosquitoes were unbelievable. Someone got a case of mosquito repellant and put it in the kitchen. If anyone forgot theirs’ get a can from the kitchen. Just put it back when you’re done.
 

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Chapter Nine

I’m happy to say that this will be a shorter chapter, for reasons you will now learn. Needless to say, everything wasn’t always laughs and giggles. Like with any social group, sometimes things happen that just aren’t nice. Sometimes it is because of things you can’t help. Like the weather. As all hunters know, weather is very important. I told about the deer I got when my shotgun jammed. What I didn’t mention is when we walked into the swamp and the water, our boots cracked through the ice around the edge of the pond. That was one cold day, but it was worth it.

Weather also taught me two other lessons. First is that our forefathers and mothers were a lot tougher than we know. How do I know that? Number two. Never try hunting in the rain with a flintlock rifle. Those who came before us won a nation, and tamed a large portion of this continent using those things. They defeated THE most powerful military in the world at that time using weapons that these days, thieves would leave behind. And if it is raining, forget it. If any tiny drop of water gets into the flash pan, and it will not fire. If a lot gets in there, it seeps through to the chamber and wets the powder that shoots the ball. That means pulling the ball, cleaning out the old powder, drying the inside of the barrel, and then reloading it. DON’T hunt in the rain with a flintlock. Trust me. Yet they fed their families with those same rifles. Those were some tough people.

A lot of what I know about poker is due to the weather. I mean it’s one thing to sit under shelter playing cards when you know the rain is going to stop in an hour or two. It is another thing when you are on a four day camp, with the possible chance of getting in some hunting between the storms during the entire time. And playing poker while you wait for the storm to, at least, let up a little bit. That’s called being dedicated to what you are doing. Although I do admit the wives of the older men and later the wives and girlfriends of the younger men, had very different terms for it. Crazy was one. Stupid, unbelievable, as well as a few more colorful terms.

I will also say that in a way I feel blessed by another lesson I learned. We have all heard all the stories, worries, and concerns. WW III, Civil War II, and so on. Like everyone else, I have my thoughts, and that’s what they are. My thoughts. I won’t bore you with them, nor ask for yours. I will say that if the stories et ectara are even ten percent true, there are hard times ahead. The lesson I learned? Being in a hunt camp doesn’t mean there aren’t thieves. When you think about it, hunt camp thieves are either the bravest or the most desperate on Earth. EVERYONE has a loaded weapon. You are in the middle of the woods, and shooting is being heard all the time. People are digging holes to bury the insides of their kills every day. And you want to steal? One more shot and one more recent hole would not be noticed.

Yet it does happen. I once brought a new three burner camp stove to replace the old worn out two burner stove Dad had been using for years. Supper was already cooking when I got there, so Dad said leave it in the back of my truck and we would put it in the kitchen in the morning. In the morning, it wasn’t there. There was another time I had spent quite a bit of time putting together a tree stand. Basically, it was a wheel chair with a ladder where the front wheels go. The idea is simple. Roll this thing out to where you want to be. Put it up against the tree and you have a comfortable seat. Also, if you knock down something that is just too heavy to drag, take the stand down, throw the critter on the ladder, and roll him out to the truck. I put the stand in a nice spot with a lot of sign a couple of weeks before the start of the season. I got to my stand on opening morning to find that someone had seen it and ripped the wheels off of it for their own use. In the process they destroyed the stand.

I have indicated that there are adult beverages being consumed during hunt camp. We had a lot of them over the years, with no fights or problems of any other kind. Except one. From time to time over the years someone would dump a case of beer into their cooler at night, only to find half or more of it gone when they reach for a beer the next day. Bottles of bourbon, scotch, and other drinks of that type would go away sometimes. As well as meat kept in the cooler.

Pretty gutsy to walk into an armed camp and just help yourself. That’s why I feel somewhat blessed. If people are this brazen now when there is no real need, how bad are they going to get when there is no 911? I see it now when we lose power due to hurricanes. The looting and such, but when everyone has firepower and is willing to use it? These people will stop at nothing and I’m blessed to have learned that so young and so cheaply.

We all make mistakes, that is certain. We don’t like to admit it, but sometimes those mistakes involve other people. My nephew from the middle brother was at hunt camp almost as much as I was. I swear that boy cannot get out of the truck, and walk more than ten yards without shooting at something. Pigs love him for some reason. At one point his wife told him he wasn’t allowed to bring any more pigs home, until he got rid of half of the sausage he already had in the freezer. Which was three quarters full by the way. I’m talking about the chest freezer in the garage, not the one on top of the fridge. He also from time to time invite his friends out to camp for the evening or the hunt, their choice, if they wanted to come. There were times when he regretted the invitation. Those kids thought that this was just going to be another weekend party in the woods. They acted like it. The men who were there for the hunt weren’t quite as loud and rude. We thought, have a good time but be respectful of others. Those kids very often seemed to want to buy new speakers for their cars and trucks the music was so loud. Usually, one of the men would make a comment about it, seconded by another man or two and the noise would go down. But that ruined the fun, so the kids leave. There were a couple of times when the music lovers wouldn’t want to quiet down. They might sound off at one of my brothers or me. To that my nephew would inform them that they were talking to HIS family and they would apologize or he would kick their ass. My nephew kind of looks like a blond bear. The other guys would apologize and leave.

The two worse mistakes made happened with my brothers. The oldest sort of took the son of his former employer under his wing, when the boy’s father died. The ‘kid’ was around eighteen when it happened. My brother tried to provide fatherly guidance, but the kid was only taking in so much of it. He was angry that his father had died. He wanted to express that anger. Since my brother teaches karate, the kid soon learned that violence isn’t the way. And we’ll leave it at that. He turned to drinking. My brother tried to get him to sober up. He would for a while then go back to it again. It came to a head during one camp when he remained in camp, hung-over, while the rest of us went hunting. We returned to camp for lunch and the “camp host” came over to have a word. In the Ocala National Forest, there are many camping sites and many of them have a “camp host”. Someone who lives there for a couple of weeks looking after it, then they move to a different site. If things get unruly, they call the cops. This host wanted to speak with my brother about the kid. It seems he got up and finished whatever booze he could find in camp. The he started going from one camp to the next looking for more to drink. At one point becoming threatening to the other camper, we were told. He was removed from camp that hour and has not been back. But my brother says getting thrown out of hunt camp was actually good for him. He’s been sober for quite some time now.

My other brother made a mistake that anyone could have. He invited this guy to camp one year and he fit right in like a hand in a glove. He had the same sense of humor, drank responsibly, was respectful of both ladies and his elders. Just an all-around nice guy. One year I didn’t know which area I was going to hunt. There was one place where you could see half a mile. There was another where a long shot was going to be fifty feet. Not knowing where I was going to hunt, I brought a rifle for each type of hunting. That night, this guys’ rifle malfunctioned. My brother asked if maybe I had a weapon he could borrow. I’ve always had better luck in swamps and other close quarter type hunting, so I loaned him my long-range rifle. He didn’t even get a shot, but he was hunting. The weird part is that for reasons even this guy can not give, he just lost it one day. He started posting on-line that my brother, his friend, was playing around with multiple women while still married to his wife. He spun a tale that when my brother was supposed to be at camp, he was really with this guy and a couple of women for the weekend. I know that is nonsense. On the day sited by him, I ran back to the truck and then drove it to the spot where my brother and his son were dragging a deer out of the woods. There is no way this happened. After a number of family members tracked him down and demanded answers, he couldn’t give any. He just decided he wanted to do that and did. Well, bye. His face hasn’t been seen since. I’ll never understand why people do things like that. Take a good friendship and trash it just because you feel like it. It makes no sense to me. And we know the same about them. As someone once said,

“If someone gossips to you, they will gossip about you.”

I don’t make these kinds of people my friends. The one I want as a friend is the one who stood up and told someone else that they were wrong about me, and they did it when I wasn’t there. Nor did they feel the need to blow their own horn about what they did. I had to find out from someone else.

These were some of the lessons learned. As you might expect the conversation often turned to work. We were blessed to be surrounded by men who believed that when you had a job to do you did the best you could. Not the first time, but every time. I hate to sound like an old song, but we did learn right from wrong, weak from strong. It is a lot to learn. But we had great teachers. We passed that belief along to our children, and now they are passing it to theirs. I guess in that sense the hunt camp never really will die.
 

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Chapter Ten

It is impossible to tell everything that ever happened in hunt camp. It started with a family trying to find an inexpensive vacation and at its largest got to be something else. In the Ocala Forest, where most of the camps happened, in certain camping areas they allow four to six people per site. We took up four or five sites, maxed out. Then we had visitors coming and going all during the camp. In and out or staying we had over fifty people in camp during those four days. A lot of things happen and I suppose if I sat here long enough this computer would run out of paper. I notice I forgot to mention the time my middle brother almost died. He had survived throat cancer, but the radiation reduced the size of his throat. He also lost all of his teeth. So, all food had to be cut up finely and gummed to paste before being swallowed. In short, he missed a piece of hot dog and the closest hunter to him had to do the Heimlich maneuver on him.

I guess injuries are the last things you want to talk about in a story like this. But they do happen. We were blessed that we never had any serious accidents. Nobody ever got shot or cut. At least not by someone else. If you slice open your own finger or hand while dressing an animal, that’s on you and doesn’t count. And when you have men in the woods with knives, a couple of band-aides wouldn’t be a bad idea. Especially if your Dad was like mine. He trained me to believe that if you can’t shave with a knife, it isn’t sharp. He was so keen on that idea, (no pun intended) that at one point, John handed him a supposed steak knife that was almost as sharp as a butter knife and asked Dad to keep it in the camp kitchen just for him. All of Dad’s knives scared him. I will say that I do believe if you looked at his knives the wrong way you would start to bleed. I’ve never gotten as good at it as Dad was, but for some reason very few people want to borrow my knife twice.

I have also forgotten to mention Richard, who was known by the name of ‘Splashy’. Nice guy, but a bit of a klutz. That’s how he got the name. He and Dad had gone camping/fishing one weekend. Richard went out early in the boat while Dad slept in. When Dad did finally wake up it was to the sound of his name being called, in panic. Richard was out in the lake and hooked a nice one. He fought with it for a while, but when it cut under the boat, he tried to move to keep the line clear. Not a good idea for a man in a jon boat, when the man weighs well over 250 pounds and stands over six feet six, when standing in the boat. As Dad looked across the lake, Richard was holding on to a capsized boat. We called him Splashy. He drifted in and out over the years. I know at one time he was Dad’s boss. I also heard that he had invented something or other, became quite well off, even after his wife divorced him. He never lacked for anything after that, but was still just as down to earth as always. He came to Dad’s funeral. No longer the man he used to be. He was thin and frail. His son pushing him around in a wheelchair.

We started small. Just four men and a couple of boys stuffed into a travel trailer that was meant to hold four people. I ended up in the best spot because I was the smallest. The trailer had a fold down bunk bed. It was a really cramped space. Any of the men could have slept up there, but none wanted to. So, they put me up there. The men took the bed that was made by lowering the table. The other teenager, whomever it might be, put an air mattress and sleeping bag on the floor. During some of those hunts, it got cold. I’m in the upper bunk in an overcrowded trailer and heat rises. I slept most comfortably. One thing for sure. Make certain you went to the bathroom before we all go to bed. Nobody wants to get up, because if they do everyone else will be wakened as well. That happens when you open the door of a snug little trailer at 2 A.M. and the air outside is around twenty-five degrees. Everyone knows who did what, and when.

It took a few years before the trailer was given up in favor of pickups with small, medium, or large campers on the back. Depending on the number of people you were planning to house. Some would remain in camp and the smaller ones were used to get back and forth. This made sleeping arrangements easier, but either you had to cook for yourself, or we had to come up with a camp kitchen. Dad made one, and that took us to the final form we used. It wasn’t just a trailer with a built-in kitchen. You may recall we were calling ourselves ‘The Swamp Dogs’ by this time. This was our ‘dog box’. The front part of the trailer has a box with bunks for four full sized men. Then there is a space, used for storage, about a foot wide. After that, across the back, is the kitchen. There is a tank which holds about twenty gallons of water and it can be used for VERY cold showers, or for normal cleaning and cooking. The kitchen its self was a series of shelves containing everything you would need for cooking, except an ice box, across the back end of the trailer. It is covered over with two doors going from side to side of the trailer. One swings up to help keep the sun and wind out. The other lowers on chains to be used as a table. The ice box was kept in the storage area, along with fold-up tables. These were four six-foot tables that were placed with two, end to end, on each side of the open kitchen. A metal frame was made and a tarp tied to it to keep the sun out of the kitchen. In bad weather we could huddle there and have coffee while we waited to see what the rain was going to do.

Later at night, you had to be careful. After all, you’d just spend most of the day stomping through the swamp or woods. You’ve just had a good hot meal, the fire is just right and you are leaning back in a chair with an adult beverage when you doze off. The next day you might find a Polaroid in the kitchen of you. Asleep in the chair with your drink in your hand. But a sign kept in the kitchen for just this purpose was around your neck. It reads,

“Caution! Men Drinking!”

We had fun. It was a good arraignment.

Even that could be improved. In case of bad weather, all of us in the kitchen got a little close. With nothing else to do, the poker tent was born. Dad like that because it got everyone out of his kitchen. But Dad didn’t miss his time at the table either. And, being an engineer, started looking for ways to improve that. That was when he came up the octagon shaped poker table I spoke of.

Things always change. I guess when we are younger, we don’t notice as much as we should. I noticed the changes in the camp like the poker table. What I didn’t notice at the time was the first games were played in the trailer. The cast of characters at the beginning were Dad, Ike, Sky, Scotty, Greg his son or one or both of my brothers, and myself. By the time the first actual poker table was set up it was Dad, Sky, Mack, John, sometimes Tom, sometimes one or both of my brothers, and me. We had already lost three people. Scotty went to Vegas of course and took his family with him. That meant Greg was gone as well. Ike had died from cancer. Butch never made it to another camp.

We had lost some, but we gained some and even increased in size a bit. For a while, things went along smoothly. Mack joined us after Ike passed away. He was a welcome addition and remained with us for decades. I wish I could remember all the stories about him. I will say one of the fondest memories I have of Mack when I think of him, isn’t about Mack. I said he loved his Dachshunds. Once while I was in Scouts I was riding in the back of Dad’s truck with a few other boys, and Pixie, Mack’s dog. As we are driving down this one-lane dirt road, the brush is slapping at us in the back of the truck. Pixie kept trying to grab one of those branches with her teeth. You guessed it. She caught one while we were doing about 30 M.P.H. One moment Pixie is right there in front of me and the next she’s not. Seriously. It was just like you’d see in a cartoon. ZING!!! Naturally, holding onto the branch like that, momentum swung her into the brush and she tumbled down and out onto that sugar sand road unharmed and started running after the truck as we beat on the cab to get Dad and Mack to stop. Even now, telling it, I still chuckle. Pixie just vanished right in front of me.

Too often it seems bad things force change when you don’t really want any. There were, shall we say, allegations of infidelity. Not between members of our group. However, Sky’s wife had strayed from the path and things got unpleasant. He decided that the best thing to do was start over, someplace else. It was years before any of us saw him again and he also never returned to the camp.

It seemed that no sooner had we lost Sky, that John and Tom started joining the camp. Not long after, my brothers and I started bringing our sons to camp. Only one of them really took to it. But while there each had friends join them for at least an evening. Sometimes this would lead to interesting conversations, especially if more than one adult beverage had been consumed. Not only is the oldest brother a karate teacher, at his last promotion he was awarded the rank of Master. During camp, he will want to show all of these young people what it is like to be him. He will get me to stand there while he is throwing punches around to demonstrate his point. I’ve been doing this with him since I was sixteen. I know the worst thing I can do is move. I don’t. One of the young folk asked me,

“Aren’t you afraid he’s going to either hit or kick you?”

“No.”

“Why not?”

“Because he knows that if he does, I’m going to tell Mom and she will spank him.”

The young guy thought that was so funny. My brother just dropped his head and said,

“That’s true.”

All of these things and so much more. I guess it was the constant change that kept me from noticing. There were years the camp was huge. Then there were years it didn’t really deserve the name so few people showed up. I never saw how the core group had changed, until a few years ago. One night as I was tending the fire, I said something to my oldest brother. He didn’t answer, so I looked for him. He wasn’t anywhere around. Thinking that he might have stepped away to relieve himself or something, I asked if anyone had seen him. I was told he’d gone to bed a little earlier. I looked at my watch and it was 9:30. I thought to myself that Dad would never let him live down sacking out so early. And I remembered, Dad wasn’t there anymore. Nor were any of the others from those early days. I looked around the fire at the ones who told me my brother was out of it and was shocked to find that I was twice the age of most of the people there.

I put another log on the fire, sat in my chair and thought about it. It seemed like just a couple of years earlier that Dad announced that due to his arthritis getting worse he was giving up hunting and turning over the kitchen to us. The middle brother stepped up and became camp cook. But it was longer than that. In the decade since that announcement, Mack passed away. Dad, John and sometimes Mom would come out to camp to visit, but they never stayed. Then John died, followed a few years later by Dad. All of the original group were gone except my brothers, nephews, son and I. My son and one of my nephews fell away from hunting. They were always welcome, but never showed up. That left four of us, and suitably, all family. Friends of my nephew and occasionally his sisters would still show up. But I didn’t know hardly any of these people and about half of them called me ‘Uncle’.

By ten the middle brother also hit the hay, along with some of the younger people. It was me and some people I thought of as kids, who were in their early thirties. Most married men with children, and some divorced with children. Some were on their second spouse. All throughout the years, whenever in camp, I can’t sleep before eleven. I’m tending the fire as it burns down, so that it won’t spread during the night. I was the last of the old guard still on his feet. I felt old all of a sudden.

Covid hit two years later and hunt camp was cancelled. If you can’t hunt, you can’t camp. The following year was the same. As we started the last year, my middle brother got sick. His cancer had returned. There were complications and while cancer didn’t take him, the wear and tear on his body over the years just caused it to quit. He was just worn out. He passed peacefully last August. Nobody was up for a hunt camp this last season. I suspect that we have had the last hunt camp. We are down to three. My oldest brother, who now is lucky to be awake after eight P.M. My nephew, who has just gone through an ordeal of his own which has led to a divorce. What happens to his future, who can say? Then there is me. Last man standing. I’m still ready to spend the entire day in the woods, then go back to camp to cook and eat. But doing it alone, seems rather boring. What’s the point of feeding the fire and playing solitaire until late by yourself?

I fear I have seen the last hunt camp. But it was a good run. The men I got to know and the things I learned have been priceless. I have tried to pass along many of those things to my son. Some he held on to, others not so much. But that’s the way of life. Speaking of life, I certainly never expected to be the one to turn off the lights. This is something I will miss for the rest of my life.

The good news is that with hunt camp in the fall, we ran a concurrent fish camp every spring. Same people, same kinds of stories, but fishing is something that some ladies have an interest in. The oldest brother wants to maintain the fish camp. His wife, son, daughter in law, grand-daughter, and her husband all like fishing. He has asked me to help him this spring to continue the tradition of fish camp. Just with a different branch of the family. Sounds like fun. Maybe some day I’ll write about that too.
 
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Texican

Live Free & Die Free.... God Freedom Country....
DL,

Good story about the hunting camp and how it changed thru the years until its demise.

Our hunting group essentially ended due to we now have a place in the foothills of the Ouachita Mountains where we have deer and wild hogs that cross our property.

This is also like our family reunions which stopped due to passing of older family members.

Texican....
 

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Post Script;

I went to see Mom the other day. I noticed that the "Dog Box/Kitchen" had not only been moved, but the kitchen part had been removed. I asked Mom about it. It seems that because of neglect over the past few years the kitchen was falling apart. We knew it needed repairs, but never seemed to get around to it. With it falling apart, Mom wanted it out of the yard. The frame is still good, but everything above it should be replaced. She sold it cheaply, but before it left the yard I got a screwdriver and removed the "Swamp Dog" name plates Dad had made and put on the side of the camper. Each was a board with the persons "Dog " name carved into it with a router and placed there by Dad. Mom got the ones for Dad and our recently deceased brother. She is also holding the one for his son and one of his daughters. I left the ones for my other brother and his son with Mom. He will pick them up when he gets her for Mother's Day weekend. I have the ones for myself and my son. Certain ones were thrown away because the owner has passed, drifted away, or got kicked out. Now here I am. 50 years of memories and two pieces of wood are all that remain. One of them for my son. Good memories remain and, I'm glad I have them. It's just something when the only thing left you can hold on to is just a piece of wood. Nobody better try to get it away from me.
 

larry_minn

Contributing Member
Post Script;

……..edited….I got a screwdriver and removed the "Swamp Dog" name plates Dad had made and put on the side of the camper. Each was a board with the persons "Dog " name carved into it with a router and placed there by Dad. Mom got the ones for Dad and our recently deceased brother. She is also holding the one for his son and one of his daughters. I left the ones for my other brother and his son with Mom. He will pick them up when he gets her for Mother's Day weekend. I have the ones for myself and my son. Certain ones were thrown away because the owner has passed, drifted away, or got kicked out. Now here I am. 50 years of memories and two pieces of wood are all that remain. One of them for my son. Good memories remain and, I'm glad I have them. It's just something when the only thing left you can hold on to is just a piece of wood. Nobody better try to get it away from me.
I worked a camp. Went back years later they were getting rid of some signs. I took them out of garbage, have them hanging in my shed. Kinda want to go back, but know I will be disappointed in changes. It was rough. We slept in a barn hayloft. Cold, damp if it rained. I lined plastic to keep rain off my bed, cloths. In the shed.
 

day late

money? whats that?
Post Script;

It's taken a couple of months for me to write this. The hunt camp is truly gone now. Over the summer Mom decided that having what was left of the camp kitchen/dog box in the yard just kept reminding her of Dad and she wanted it gone. I tried to get a few bucks out of it for her. It was difficult, being in Gainesville and her in Ocala. But I had a couple of people interested. She ended up just giving it to a guy, just so he would get it out of the yard. With what we called "The Dog Box" gone, there truly is nothing left but memories. That's okay. They are all warm and happy memories. We had our time. Now we make way for the next generation. I just hope they picked up a thing or two.
 
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