the end of Santa Claus

CelticRose

Membership Revoked
Celebrating Christmas is about celebrating the birth of Christ; right?

I'm a pagan yet I respect others their right to seek their own connection with Our Creator. I respect those whos' belief is that there is no greater power.

However I would think that a primary reason 'Bama-man Hussein does not celebrate Christmas or allow it to be celebrated is because he is not a Christain.

Obviously he's not celebrating Christmas because of a disdain for material things. He lives in a million dollar home And nothing in his demeanor nor that of his spouse indicates a disdain for material possessions or gaining as much materialwealth as they can.

So, then, is 'Bama-man a closet atheist?

Or is he, in fact, a Muslim?
 

G-Man

Membership Revoked
a primary reason 'Bama-man Hussein does not celebrate Christmas

There were some nude pics of his mom circulating around; one had her posed naked under a Christmas tree (:kk1: ) maybe that did it for him.....
 

JoPatch

Contributing Member
I'm thinking the churches would have alot to say about this. Christmas brings in a boat-load of money for them.
I don't think BO would cross the Vatican, they would win.
 

CelticRose

Membership Revoked
and they dont even have a DOG! :rdog:

How UN-American is that!!!!!!


As a person who has dogs and has had pets of all sorts, with fins, feathers, felines and reptiles, I'd like to add this...........

None of the people I've known as friends or co-workers or neighbors who are Muslim, had had dogs as pets. the reason they gave me was that their religion considered dogs as unclean. They could and did have cats as pets because Mohmmed kept cats and they were considered to be 'beloved by him'.
 

NoName

Veteran Member
As a person who has dogs and has had pets of all sorts, with fins, feathers, felines and reptiles, I'd like to add this...........

None of the people I've known as friends or co-workers or neighbors who are Muslim, had had dogs as pets. the reason they gave me was that their religion considered dogs as unclean. They could and did have cats as pets because Mohmmed kept cats and they were considered to be 'beloved by him'.

I like to think it's because a dog can see past the person to their inner soul..if they have one.
 

Phlatulance

Inactive
Seems like a good time for this. :)


No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn’t (appear) to handle Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total — 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that is 91.9 million homes. One presumes there’s at least one good child in each.

Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75½ million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.

This means that Santa’s sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest manmade vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second — a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN times their normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload — not even counting the weight of the sleigh — to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison — this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance — this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth’s atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer with absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion — If Santa can pull that off, even the Borg are no match for him.
 

NC Susan

Deceased
Seems like a good time for this. :)


No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn’t (appear) to handle Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total — 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that is 91.9 million homes. One presumes there’s at least one good child in each.

Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75½ million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.

This means that Santa’s sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest manmade vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second — a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN times their normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload — not even counting the weight of the sleigh — to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison — this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance — this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth’s atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer with absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion — If Santa can pull that off, even the Borg are no match for him.


HO HO HO

:lkick:
 

Terriannie

Has No Life - Lives on TB
I am amazed to hear this black preacher speak out so much against Obama or as he puts it, "That long legged Tarzan!" :lol:

I was curious about the church he attended, then ditched and whether or not they celebrated Christmas. Not that this is the best source but it seems that they may not.

http://www.wvwnews.net/story.php?id=4415

Love Me, I'm a Liberal
Race; Posted on: 2008-04-30 14:59:34 [ Printer friendly / Instant flyer ]

Meet one of Jeremiah Wright's white enablers

At his Washington Press Club speech where he nuked Barack Obama's presidential campaign with a black supremacist rant that left Obama stuttering in shock, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright was asked whether or not white people would be welcome at his Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago. To approving whoops from the black crowd he mentioned the Reverend Dr. Jane Fisler Hoffman, an elderly white woman who is formerly the Conference Minister of the Illinois Conference of the United Church of Christ and a Trinity parishioner. Prior to taking up her new post as head of the California and Nevada Conference of the UCC, she gave a farewell address from the Trinity pulpit, Wright said, where she boasted that she is "unashamedly African."

This kind of grotesque, pandering self hatred is almost a cliche for white liberals, those egalitarians who also flaunt their titles, those moral relativists who also feel the need to preach to others about the rightness of their own moral codes. Adding to the central casting aspect of the Reverend Dr. Jane Fisler Hoffman is the fact that she had to drive "nearly an hour" each Sunday to go slumming at Wright's inner city sanctum. You see, the honorary black Fisler Hoffman lived in Westchester Village, a tony "white flight" suburb of Chicago, whose own blue collar white ethnic neighborhoods were ethnically cleansed by blacks and Hispanics in the 1960s, 70s and into the 80s. Most of the internally displaced white people couldn't afford places like Westchester Village, of course, a place that hardly reflects the commitment to diversity Fisler Hoffman preached for others in her role as a mainstay of the Chicago liberal left.

According to the 2000 Census, Westchester, which is laid out like a charming English village, complete with Olde English street names, was... 86.15% white! At 7.2% of the population, blacks added a little color but were only about half of the national average. The 5.68% who were Latino, far below the national average, were just the right number for doing the yards and lawns for the wealthy whites who profit so much from illegal immigration.

This kind of blatant double standard is part and parcel of the mindset of the limousine liberals who tell less fortunate whites, the bitter gun owners and church goers, what to think and how to feel. In fact, the Reverend Dr. Jane Fisler Hoffman has spoken out in defense of both Wright and Obama. In a video presentation posted on the Obama site (presumably before Obama denounced his pastor), the doctor whipped out the "H" word in response to emails Trinity provoked over Wright's various racist statements. "I have seen some of these emails and I consider the emails hateful," (with a marmish nod of the head).

She also says that ministers from other UCC congregations bring their members to Trinity, kind of like the old Harlem nightclub tours, "because the worship is so powerful, the preaching is so meaningful and prophetic." Which means, of course, that the UCC, dominated as it is, like most mainline Protestant churches, by shrinking congregations of elderly whites, gets to vicariously see their ideological goals in action: shrieking crowds of racist blacks denouncing "rich white people." (Present company excepted).

The denomination claims to be the first mainline church to adopt gay marriage, and campaigns so heavily in favor of various liberal causes that the Internal Revenue Service is investigating them over allegations of illegally supporting the Barack Obama campaign. Fisler Hoffman's use of the "H" word to defend "her" church may be dismissed as just the rantings of a crazy church lady, but when we consider the power people like her have, and how what they define as "hate" is, increasingly, a crime, we are bound to ask about where this ruthlessness comes from.

Part of the answer lies in history, where we find them stating: "The United Church of Christ is an amalgam of an amalgam of earlier Protestant groups. On one side, it traces its roots to the Congregational Church, itself a confederation of the Puritans and Pilgrims of 17th Century New England. They were the broad-brim-hat and frock-coat folk we celebrate on Thanksgiving Day." Yes, THOSE Puritans, the ones who hanged "witches" and whipped Quakers and thought so little of dissent and even Christmas. Their ideology still lingers on in their censorious self righteousness and pandering self hatred.
Obama comes out of a whole milieu like this, a generalized mindset that gave us terrorists like Bill Ayers, black supremacists like Jeremiah Wright, Communists like Frank Marshall Davis, Che Guevara flag wavers... and sanctimonious nutballs like the Reverend Dr. Jane Fisler Hoffman.

What a description....Tarzan or Pilgrim who or what is Obama? I'm still leaning "Muslim."
 

NC Susan

Deceased
I am amazed to hear this black preacher (Atlah Reverend Manning) speak out so much against Obama or as he puts it, "That long legged Tarzan!"...........What a description....Tarzan or Pilgrim who or what is Obama? I'm still leaning "Muslim."

Rev Manning from Red Springs North Carolina who Went to NY, and is the Church of God Minister that is busy bashing Obama 'the Bi-Racial Tarzan' candidate.

Doing a great job as a leader and a minister and a teacher, as every word Manning speaks is Bible based or historically truth.......but in a very Southern Negro Old School sorta way. Manning can only do that because where he came from, Robeson County NC, is 1/3 black, 1/3 white, and 1/3 Indian and very much the Bible belt with a few backsliders.
 

Amberglass

Inactive
I almost didn't open this thread. There is so much going on I was just by passing it thinking it was just Santa stuff.

I think it is important information.

Susan maybe you should change the title, give viewers an idea that it is about Obama and his Christmas views..

Thanks for posting this by the way...very interesting.
 

Terriannie

Has No Life - Lives on TB
Thanks NC Susan. I liked the way Rev. Manning spoke with conviction and a true love of Jesus and sent out the alarm. Obama himself can't stop Christmas but his influence and non defense will allow the PC anti-Christian lawmakers do the dirty deed for him.

Sure wish someone would walk right up and give his two girls a cute little PUPPY all tied up with a big red bow for a CHRISTMAS PRESENT right in front of a reporter. I wonder if he would shriek as if someone handed them a pig?? :shkr:
 

lesty

Member
What is the big deal about christmas?It is not biblical:1)Jesus was not born in december.2)The bible said we should not observe days,months,years(gal 4::10),these are of the law.If someone does not observe any day as special before God then what is wrong with it?It is scriptural.The way christians are going about Obama,they might make him turn hard against them even if was not his original intention.
 

RPLJ

Member
What is the big deal about christmas?It is not biblical:1)Jesus was not born in december.2)The bible said we should not observe days,months,years(gal 4::10),these are of the law.If someone does not observe any day as special before God then what is wrong with it?It is scriptural.The way christians are going about Obama,they might make him turn hard against them even if was not his original intention.


Your confusion about Christmas notwithstanding, you may be right about Obama.

Revelation 13:7-8 (NASB)
7 It was also given to him to make war with the saints and to overcome them, and authority over every tribe and people and tongue and nation was given to him.
8 All who dwell on the earth will worship him, everyone whose name has not been written from the foundation of the world in the book of life of the Lamb who has been slain.
 

cjoi

Veteran Member
It's going to be interesting to have a first family who celebrates KWANZAA and not Christmas.

Excellent articles, thanks for this thread.
 

newsgirl

Inactive
But, in response to some of the other posts, they're gettin' a dog. lol

Maybe Obama is on TB2K in diguise?
 

Emily

One Day Closer
Yes do agree with others here that Obama not celebrating Christmas is because he is a Muslim! BINGO!

Which also means he is a huge liar. Neither of these truths are a big surprise to most but should be extremely concerning to others who may be just waking up to their new reality.
 

fruit loop

Inactive
He belongs to the United Church of Christ, which is a very liberal denomination, and similar in many ways to my evangelical Lutheran church. I believe they also use the Apostles and Nicene Creeds in their worship.

They accept anyone who wants to attend and have very liberal views on gays, women, etc.
 

kozanne

Inactive
Could care less what or whether he celebrates anything.

Important thing is he won't [not can't - won't] stop me from celebrating/not celebrating anything I like. Don't care what he thinks about it either.

We're even.
 
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