Thomas Paine
Has No Life - Lives on TB
........................................... exceedingly worried so I have to do something in bad taste.
PLAY The Ebola thing has me worried enough.............
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One of the top "Doom Tunes"
and a personal favorite.
and a personal favorite.
Hansa44
Justine Case
For those that don't know....
Published on Jun 6, 2013
Music video by Blue Oyster Cult performing (Don't Fear) The Reaper (Audio). (C) 1976 Sony Music Entertainment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c
Published on Jun 6, 2013
Music video by Blue Oyster Cult performing (Don't Fear) The Reaper (Audio). (C) 1976 Sony Music Entertainment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c
LightEcho
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Don't fear the reaper.... just smile.
Dr Yamashita: If you are smiling, you will not feel the effect of radiation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOgaBUDFeb4
Dr Yamashita: If you are smiling, you will not feel the effect of radiation.
"Don't Fear The Reaper" and these two make a good doomer tune trilogy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep7W89I_V_g&list=RDep7W89I_V_g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kNwvIEQsg0
VesperSparrow
Goin' where the lonely go
Just exchange the word "REAPER" with "EBOLA".....
helen
Panic Sex Lady
I've been tacky for years, Thomas.
Panic Sex Lady has three pairs of her panties in the wash already ...
Old Gray Mare
TB Fanatic
imaginative
keep your eye on the ball
Embrace the Doom & Gloom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeTfQw1dIx0
"I had a dream last night that I was piloting a plane
And all the passengers were drunk and insane
I crash landed in a Louisiana swamp
Shot up a horde of zombies
But I come out on top"
"I had a dream last night that I was piloting a plane
And all the passengers were drunk and insane
I crash landed in a Louisiana swamp
Shot up a horde of zombies
But I come out on top"
1911user
Veteran Member
Part 1 of The Stand
This is a very well done movie intro culminating with Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult, a personal favorite.
part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7MSNEbl-hA
Links to parts 2, 3, and 4 of The Stand if you want to see the entire movie. The quality is good for a movie on youtube.
part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqpIb1JVL94
part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXqGc9GQUow
part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIINHnlGU-o
This is a very well done movie intro culminating with Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult, a personal favorite.
part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7MSNEbl-hA
Links to parts 2, 3, and 4 of The Stand if you want to see the entire movie. The quality is good for a movie on youtube.
part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqpIb1JVL94
part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXqGc9GQUow
part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIINHnlGU-o
Turret Buster
Gruntpa
Possible Impact
TB Fanatic
Buffalo Springfield - For What Its Worth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5M_Ttstbgs
---------------------------LYRICS-------*-------------------------
There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware
I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind
I think it's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side
It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away
We better stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, now, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5M_Ttstbgs
---------------------------LYRICS-------*-------------------------
There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware
I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind
I think it's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side
It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away
We better stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, now, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
I was going to post that right after this story...
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/man-thought-died-ebola-awakes-body-bag/story?id=25915800
Man Thought to Have Died From Ebola Awakens After Burial Team Wraps Him Up
Ok, so here's the tackiest so far.
Let's pervert a kid's classic. Here's the original (I suggest watching the video if you're not familiar with the book.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM6Koen2Q-k
ALL THE HIPPOS GO BERSERK!
One hippo all alone
Calls two hippos on the phone
Three hippos at the door
Bring along another four
Five hippos come overdressed
Six hippos show up with a guest
Seven hippos arrive in a sack
Eight hippos sneak in the back
Nine hippos come to work
ALL THE HIPPOS GO BERSERK!!!
All through the hippo night
Hippos play with great delight
But at the hippo break of day
The hippos all must go away
Nine hippos and a beast (this is the guest who came with the aforementioned hippos)
Join eight hippos riding east
Seven hippos headed west
Leave six hippos quite distressed
Five hippos then set forth
With four hippos headed north
Three hippos say "Good day!"
The last two hippos go their way
One hippo, alone once more,
Misses the other forty-four. (sad hippo with a party hat staring at his phone and trashed house)
****************
And now, the very dark parody....
ALL THE HIPPOS IN QUARANTINE!
One hippo with a cough
Calls two hippos over to talk.
Three dead hippos on the floor
Leaking fluid on four more.
Five sick hippos try to mask it
Six hippos show up with a casket.
Seven hippos arrive in a sack
Eight hippos sneak out the back.
Nine hippos in search of morphine
ALL THE HIPPOS IN QUARANTINE!!!
All through the hippo night
Hippos moan and scream with fright.
But at the hippo break of day
The hippos left can only pray.
Nine hippos riding east
Join eight more, now all deceased.
Seven hippos headed west
Leave six billion quite distressed.
Five hippos then set forth
Infection spreads way up north.
Three hippos say “Good Bye!”
The last two hippos finally die.
One hippo, alone once more
Thinks he should have locked the door.
Boy, I wish I knew an illustrator.
Let's pervert a kid's classic. Here's the original (I suggest watching the video if you're not familiar with the book.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM6Koen2Q-k
ALL THE HIPPOS GO BERSERK!
One hippo all alone
Calls two hippos on the phone
Three hippos at the door
Bring along another four
Five hippos come overdressed
Six hippos show up with a guest
Seven hippos arrive in a sack
Eight hippos sneak in the back
Nine hippos come to work
ALL THE HIPPOS GO BERSERK!!!
All through the hippo night
Hippos play with great delight
But at the hippo break of day
The hippos all must go away
Nine hippos and a beast (this is the guest who came with the aforementioned hippos)
Join eight hippos riding east
Seven hippos headed west
Leave six hippos quite distressed
Five hippos then set forth
With four hippos headed north
Three hippos say "Good day!"
The last two hippos go their way
One hippo, alone once more,
Misses the other forty-four. (sad hippo with a party hat staring at his phone and trashed house)
****************
And now, the very dark parody....
ALL THE HIPPOS IN QUARANTINE!
One hippo with a cough
Calls two hippos over to talk.
Three dead hippos on the floor
Leaking fluid on four more.
Five sick hippos try to mask it
Six hippos show up with a casket.
Seven hippos arrive in a sack
Eight hippos sneak out the back.
Nine hippos in search of morphine
ALL THE HIPPOS IN QUARANTINE!!!
All through the hippo night
Hippos moan and scream with fright.
But at the hippo break of day
The hippos left can only pray.
Nine hippos riding east
Join eight more, now all deceased.
Seven hippos headed west
Leave six billion quite distressed.
Five hippos then set forth
Infection spreads way up north.
Three hippos say “Good Bye!”
The last two hippos finally die.
One hippo, alone once more
Thinks he should have locked the door.
Boy, I wish I knew an illustrator.
Three more modern "end of the world" songs:
If the Lights Go Out (Katie Melua)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLst0NbVtU
Glory and Gore (Lorde) (music from commercial for the TV show "Vikings")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOks2HArHf0
(At) The End of the World (Lenka) (a peppy apocalyptic song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d906HufS0Qc
If the Lights Go Out (Katie Melua)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLst0NbVtU
Glory and Gore (Lorde) (music from commercial for the TV show "Vikings")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOks2HArHf0
(At) The End of the World (Lenka) (a peppy apocalyptic song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d906HufS0Qc
knowzone
Veteran Member
Yeah, well, this consumer cash cow says BullSh!t:
Cows With Guns
http://youtu.be/a5s5qGg01nE
Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun
They eat to grow, they grow to die
They die to be eaten at the hamburger fry
Cows well done
Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one
He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue
He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone, in the herd.
Cow doldrums
He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the stakes were so high
Bad cow pun
But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed
He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns
They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung
Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!
He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die...
Cows with guns
They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun
Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung
Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonald's, have it your way
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
The President said "Enough is Enough!
These uppity cattle, it's time to get tough"
Cow dung flung
The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns
The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
They chewed their last hay
Cows out-gunned
The order was given, turn cows to Whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar, of chickens, in choppers!
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/d/dana_lyons/cows_with_guns.html
kz
Cows With Guns
http://youtu.be/a5s5qGg01nE
Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun
They eat to grow, they grow to die
They die to be eaten at the hamburger fry
Cows well done
Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one
He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue
He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone, in the herd.
Cow doldrums
He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the stakes were so high
Bad cow pun
But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed
He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns
They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung
Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!
He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die...
Cows with guns
They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun
Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung
Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonald's, have it your way
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
The President said "Enough is Enough!
These uppity cattle, it's time to get tough"
Cow dung flung
The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns
The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
They chewed their last hay
Cows out-gunned
The order was given, turn cows to Whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar, of chickens, in choppers!
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/d/dana_lyons/cows_with_guns.html
kz
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mzkitty
I give up.
Possible Impact
TB Fanatic
CDC level 4 suit training demo:
https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/801...270cc84/tumblr_ncdln2bRT91qzx3jto1_r1_400.gif
https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/801...270cc84/tumblr_ncdln2bRT91qzx3jto1_r1_400.gif
Marthanoir
TB Fanatic
If you don't laugh you'll cry 
Tell ye what though, I've got visions of a black women crying and rattling the wire of a FEMA camp screaming " No, you've got it wrong, I told the nurse I was a Librarian"
Tell ye what though, I've got visions of a black women crying and rattling the wire of a FEMA camp screaming " No, you've got it wrong, I told the nurse I was a Librarian"