We just came inside from *trying* to pick some maters from the garden for lunch. Ha! A butt-ugly 5' black snake was in the front yard, blocking our way. Stupid thing wouldn't move. I just about stepped on the thing. Dogs chased him into the ditch but he kept coming back. Dogs gave up and came in, too.
I so wanted some maters for lunch.
I so wanted some maters for lunch.