Stove Project (and green chile recipe)

Millwright

Knuckle Dragger
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Millwright's Green Chile

The seasonings are a guestimate, adjust to your taste. I probably use more than what I listed.

3lb pork, cubed into 1" chunks...or thereabouts.

2 LARGE yellow onions or 3 medium, Coarse chopped. You don't want red or sweet onions, they should make you cry.

4+ cans (the little cans with about 4 peppers in them) of WHOLE green chiles, sliced once or twice longways...seeds and all. The liquid goes in the pot. I might add some chopped ones too...just because.

1 whole gob of garlic or 2tbsp of cheater garlic.

2 Tbsp of Slap Ya Mamma or other good seasoning mix.

1Tbsp oregano

1Tbsp basil

1Tsp cumin

1Tsp chili powder.

3-6 shakes of tabasco (I prefer the green)

5 shakes of worschester sauce

2-3 bell peppers, coarse chopped

2 bunches of green onions, chopped

1lb tomatillos, coarse chopped. (quartered is fine)

1 jalapeno (depending on heat) minced

5 medium yellow potatoes, 3/4" cubed

1 messican beer...for the pot. Several to drink while cooking.

1 lime...for the beer you are drinking, maybe half squeezed into the pot.

A dab of tomato sauce, maybe a Tbspn or two. I use about half a V-8 instead.

Cilantro, some like it, some don't. If you put too much-too early, it will get bitter.


Brown the pork. This is the hardest part. Most commercial pig has a lot of water added. You have to kinda cook that off before it will brown. Wild pork will brown easy in a bit of oil.

A cast iron pot works best for me.

Once the water is gone and it's starting to brown, I'll add some oil and stir it around. I sprinkle the Slap Ya Mamma on at this point. A good square,metal spatula is needed to scrape the bottom of the pot. When the pork & oil starts to stick to the bottom (and burn), add a splash of beer, this will blow the fond off the bottom of the pot (deglaze). Do this a couple or three or four times til the pork is browned and coated in that brown goodness from the bottom of the pot. That's where the rich, dark color comes from.

Dump the onions in (with the pork) and keep stirring til they clarify. Sometimes it may take a little oil to keep them from scorching. You can't walk away at this point.

When the onions are starting to carmelize, dump the garlic in. The garlic will burn very easy, stir it almost non-stop.

Once the garlic is browned, reduce the heat to an idle and pour the beer in. This will stop the controlled scorching and deglaze the pot. scrape all the goodies off the bottom.

Add enough water to just cover everything and simmer.

Dump everything else in and keep just covered in liquid.

You might add the seasonings slowly and taste as you go.

I let it idle on the stove for a coupla hours to get all the veggies cooked down.

This is a very simple deal, everything is coarse chopped and dumped in.

I generally do a bowl of it with pepper jack cheese melted in.


ETA: This chili will knock 2 days off a cold. Every single person I've made it for when they were sick craves it when they catch another cold. I think it's all the all the allicins in the onions & garlic.
 
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Publius

TB Fanatic
The only problem I see is that smoke pipe you have outside other than that testing like your doing will tell if the size of the stove it self is going to work for you.
The problem I see with the smoke pipe is the hot wood smoke will condensate inside the pipe or form creosote big time, this is why they use brick or cement block to build a chimney and it will still condensate some until it warms up. There is the class A flue pipe setup and yeah it all cost$ money.
 

medic38572

TB Fanatic
The only problem I see is that smoke pipe you have outside other than that testing like your doing will tell if the size of the stove it self is going to work for you.
The problem I see with the smoke pipe is the hot wood smoke will condensate inside the pipe or form creosote big time, this is why they use brick or cement block to build a chimney and it will still condensate some until it warms up. There is the class A flue pipe setup and yeah it all cost$ money.

Needs a clean out at the bottom other than that awesome job Millwright!
 

Millwright

Knuckle Dragger
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Needs a clean out at the bottom other than that awesome job Millwright!

Put too much jalapeno in and it will clean you out. :lkick:



I'm looking for some 6" pipe to rebuild the stack with, I'll put a tee in that.

It condenses and leaks like a sieve, I had to fab a gutter under the long horizontal run. (12' at about 30degree slope)

You aren't supposed to put long runs like that, but I was forced to because of the location.
 

jward

passin' thru
Yes, it is the garlic and onions. Plus, the germs commit suicide en masse, as that concoction keeps people far away for days, and thus the poor little dears know they have no chance of going forth and multiplying!

So. Great welding work there, especially for a knuckle dragger! Recipie is a nice bonus, but why teach when you could rig up a catapult and shoot a bowl of that green goodness right to my table?!
 

Millwright

Knuckle Dragger
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Yes, it is the garlic and onions. Plus, the germs commit suicide en masse, as that concoction keeps people far away for days, and thus the poor little dears know they have no chance of going forth and multiplying!

So. Great welding work there, especially for a knuckle dragger! Recipie is a nice bonus, but why teach when you could rig up a catapult and shoot a bowl of that green goodness right to my table?!


Building said catapult would cut into my intense, staff duties here. :D
 

jward

passin' thru
Building said catapult would cut into my intense, staff duties here. :D

GOOD! I'm still scared you'll sneak up & duct tape my hands to the chair to prevent future BOOMS.
...sides every prepper worth his salt has a collection of catapults!
 
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