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gunboat

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Subject: Blonde Joke

>>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
>>me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
>>it started."
>>Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
:sht: >>The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
>>
>>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
>>him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
>>table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
>>turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not
>>going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
>>tiger."
>>
>>
>>
>>He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
>>nice cup of tea, and then . . ." he sighed, . . . . . . . . . . . . .
>>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
>>
>>"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
>>
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SageTheRage

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ya got me on this one...

I honestly didn't know where this joke was going and didn't think it would be as funny as it turned out to be. If you'll pardon the pun, I ROARED!!!

This was a really great joke! :lol:
 
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