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PEACE TALKS
Mullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban leader, and
George W. Bush agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of talks
in a new anti-terrorism process. When Bush sits down, he notices
three buttons on the arm of Akhund's chair.
They begin talking. After about five minutes, Akhund presses the
first
button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches
Bush in the face. Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Askhund laughs.
A few minutes later, the second button is pressed. This time a big
boot
comes out and kicks Bush in he shin. Again, Akhund laughs, and again
Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of
peace
between the two countries. But, when the third button is pressed, and
another boot comes out and kicks Bush square in the privates, he's
finally had enough. "I'm headin' back home!" he calmly tells the
Afghan.
"We'll finish these talks in Washington in two weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Akhund flies to the United States for talks.
As
the two men sit down, Akhund notices three buttons on the arm of Bush's
chair and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation.
They begin talking and Bush presses the first button. Akhund ducks,
but nothing happens. Bush snickers, but they continue talking. A
few
minutes later, he presses the second button. Again, Akhund jumps up
but nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. They continue the
talks. When the third button is pressed and Akhund jumps up again
and nothing happens again, Bush falls on the floor in a fit of
hysterics.
"Forget this," says Akhund. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!"
George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan??"
Mullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban leader, and
George W. Bush agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of talks
in a new anti-terrorism process. When Bush sits down, he notices
three buttons on the arm of Akhund's chair.
They begin talking. After about five minutes, Akhund presses the
first
button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches
Bush in the face. Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Askhund laughs.
A few minutes later, the second button is pressed. This time a big
boot
comes out and kicks Bush in he shin. Again, Akhund laughs, and again
Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of
peace
between the two countries. But, when the third button is pressed, and
another boot comes out and kicks Bush square in the privates, he's
finally had enough. "I'm headin' back home!" he calmly tells the
Afghan.
"We'll finish these talks in Washington in two weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Akhund flies to the United States for talks.
As
the two men sit down, Akhund notices three buttons on the arm of Bush's
chair and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation.
They begin talking and Bush presses the first button. Akhund ducks,
but nothing happens. Bush snickers, but they continue talking. A
few
minutes later, he presses the second button. Again, Akhund jumps up
but nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. They continue the
talks. When the third button is pressed and Akhund jumps up again
and nothing happens again, Bush falls on the floor in a fit of
hysterics.
"Forget this," says Akhund. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!"
George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan??"