[OT/FOOD] Emu... it's what's for dinner

MaxTheKnife

Membership Revoked
Well, I didn't plan it this way and that's for sure and for certain. However, for whatever reason, my newest emu (abuot 18 months old) escaped from the emu pen and was on the loose. I didn't know anything about it till my dog Sadie started barking and really raising a fuss. I followed her into the woods and there he was big as life! He was standing his ground as the dog rattled his cage repeatedly. And then he'd fluff up and charge the dog and chase her all the way back to me! I thought I could sneak by and get back to the house but oh no! He was mad at the world and charged me like a raging bull!!! I jumped behind a tree and at the same time my dog ran in and nipped him in the butt. Long story short, I made it back to the house and armed myself for the necessary conflict I knew I couldn't escape.

Why did I have to kill him? Well, if you've ever been around emus then I don't have to answer that question. I've been raising emus for the last ten years or so and I KNEW that there was no way I was going to sweet talk him into getting back in his pen with his Mom (about a quarter of a mile away). It's just not a happening thing. And he's always been especially wild because he was the only successful hatchling in all my years of raising emus. It was a very sad day for me but he provided us with about 40 pounds of meat so I'm not complaining.

The truth is that a mad (full grown) emu can easily kill or maim a full grown man. And a dog is no match for one when it's pissed off. Now I know there are going to be those here who can't quite sympathize with my decision to kill that emu. But I had no other choice. They are an extremely bad hazard to vehicles on the highway because of the way they're built. They're just the right height to go through the windshield when struck. And they're so goofy that they'll stand still and watch the oncoming cars until they get hit. Not good. I've had them escape in times past, to be sure. But back then I had help to catch them and put them back in the pen. It wasn't easy on us and it was real hard on the emu, but with help I was able to keep from having to shoot them. But now I don't have any help, so I had no choice.

Is emu good eating? Oh man I mean! It's the best red meat there is and that's the main reason I posted this whole story. I've already killed and frozen a nice buck so far this year. But this emu meat will add a real treat to our meal times. There is no finer steak than emu. Period. At least in my experience. Well, anyway, that's my story. I guess I posted this to remind us preppers that we can always make lemonade out of lemons. That's what happend to me today and I just wanted to share my experience with like-minded folks. As a bonus, the leg bones make excellent knife handles and the feathers are exquisite. Yes, it was a shame and I am truly saddened. But that's life in the fast lane. We need an emu smiley. :D
 

Freeholdfarm

Inactive
I don't see what the problem is with putting the emu in the freezer. Don't you raise them for meat? (They don't sound like they would make very good pets!) But, if your hatch rate is that low, I don't think they sound like a very good meat animal, either, to be honest! I'll stick with my smaller poultry! :D

Kathleen
 

MaxTheKnife

Membership Revoked
Well Kathleen, I had high hopes of hatching several per year. But shortly after this little rascal was hatched, his daddy was killed and that was the end of that. Yes, I originally started raising emus for the meat. But every year, the hatch was lost for one reason or another. So no, there was really no problem with putting his butt in the freezer. I was just forced to do something I should have done in the spring and couldn't because of my weakness at having lost the big daddy. Go figure. It's the end of my emu raising days because now there's no chance for any more hatchlings. I just feel sorry for the Mom (Gertrude) because now she's all alone. Such is life.
 

Thomas Paine

Has No Life - Lives on TB
Got a story for you.This is true and funny. When I worked as a street cop a local who raised such critters (The EMu is the big bird like thing right?) had one get out it found it's way to one of our low income , government housing projects. When last seen by a credible witness it had a BBQ folk sticking our it's back and was being chased by someoof the more inbred of our delightful all of which were screaming look at that big chicken. I realize it is something of stereo type joke but it really happened. I had worked an earlier shift and had gotten to listen to a BOLO for a Big Bird. It was funny at that time.
 

MaxTheKnife

Membership Revoked
Well, I guess this wasn't front page news after all. :shr: :D

Oh well, it's still good eating. I decided to cool the carcass with cold water and later with ice. I'll let it age for a few days and then cut it up for freezing. The hard part is keeping the fat from contaminating the meat. Emu oil is fine stuff, but it doesn't taste too good. Soaking it in water will help float the oil off of the meat and cool it down as well. Anyway, I guess that's the end of my emu story. Thanks for your story Thomas. I can just see that! Emus are funny critters and hard to manage. Once they get out of their pens, all bets are off. Well, I'm off to make an Irish meat pie for supper. Venison this time. Next time maybe emu?
 
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