macten_1

Membership Revoked
Fun? Don't let em fool ya folks. There are coded messages in the pixles. Where's Hagman when you need him?
 

NWPhotog

Veteran Member
As I said tha last time this came around . . .

So this grade school teacher told her students to draw a picture of danger or trouble. She got stop signs and radiation signs and all kinds of warnings. However little Johnny just had

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on his paper.
"Johnny", said the teacher, what warning do these two dots signify?"

"Those are periods," said Johnny. "And my sister said that she was missing two periods and her boyfriend was in a lot of trouble."


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Amoeba vaulting a high fence

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Amoeba with a bakers hat

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Amoeba with a broken leg

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Amoeba with a flashlight

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Amoeba with a French Horn

(.)
Amoeba wearing antlers

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Amoeba with a rifle

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Amoeba with an umbrella

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Amoeba with a bow and arrow

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Amoeba with flat feet

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o=o
Amoeba skateboarding

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Amoebas having a conversation

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Amoebas in a parade

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Amoeba balancing act

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Confused amoeba

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Shocked amoeba

o
Bodybuilding amoeba

O
Bodybuilding amoeba on steroids

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Amoeba disguised as a period

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Amoeba hiding behind a period

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Period disguised as an amoeba

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Amoeba with a megaphone

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Amoeba goalkeeper

o.o
Amoeba with glasses

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Squashed amoeba

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Amoeba hiding behind a chair

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Amoeba which has been on the rack

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Amoeba on the high wire

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Amoeba juggling

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Amoeba with a party blower

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Amoebas in line for a movie

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Amoeba with chopsticks

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Amoeba with large eyebrows

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Amoeba with wig blowing away in the wind

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Amoeba vampire bat

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Amoeba with a satellite dish

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Amoeba watching TV

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Amoeba with a boomerang

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Two amoebas carrying a log

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Amoeba tossing the caber

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Windup amoeba

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Speaking amoeba

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Amoeba octopus

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Sleeping amoeba

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Amoeba with pom-poms!
 

Black Seal

Membership Revoked
THE DOT
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a red spot
on their foreheads. We have naively thought it had
something to do with their religion.

The true story has just been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Ottawa .
When one of these women gets married,
on her wedding night, the husband scratches
off the red spot to see if he has won a
convenience store, a gas station, or a motel in British Columbia
 
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