Moaning and groaning (Unclear on the concept)


Has No Life - Lives on TB
"Valerie had just found out that her husband Roy was having an affair. “It’s not that I don’t love you,” said Roy. “It’s just that this other woman is so passionate. When we make love, she moans and groans, while you just lie there and don’t show any emotion.”

Valerie decided to work on improving their sex life. She bought new perfume and sexy underwear and seduced Roy into bed. When sex started she remembered what Roy had said.“Oh Roy, what a day I’ve had today,” moaned Valerie. “First the washing machine broke down, the car had a flat tire. Then I was shortchanged at the shop, and the bus was late …""