After dinner, several of them sat around the table talking when Ivar excused himself suddenly. When he came back, he had a huge stack of manila envelopes. He set them down in the middle of the table in two stacks.
“OK, here’s the reason I told you guys you should travel in uniform.” Ivar handed several envelopes to each of them. Paige was the first to bite.
“So, what is all of this?” As she was talking, Andrea was pulling a fat sheaf of papers out of the top envelope. Ivar started explaining, a huge grin on his face.
“These are your ‘TAD’ orders and ‘Classified’ Ops plan.” He looked around the table at the confused faces before he went on.
“In here are the TAD orders dispatching you as weapons couriers and operational support for the strategic disbursement of tactical assets in support of further continuity of defense operations.” He smiled, pleased with himself and obviously feeling his explanation covered everything.
Henrik was leafing through the half inch stack of papers. “Great! Wonderful! So, what exactly does that mean?”
“What it means is until you complete the TAD, you are still on active duty, your retirement papers go in effect when the temporary duty is ended. So, if they ever get this shit show under control again, they will owe you back pay at active duty rates, TAD pay, and since you will be away from home station while promotion boards would have occurred, you will be automatically promoted to the next rank as soon as you are eligible, just like the POWs were.”
“Well, isn’t that some sneaky shit!” Paige exclaimed.
“You don’t know the half of it!” Sabine interjected as she was thumbing through the pages of the orders. Having been on more temporary duties than the others, she knew some of the funny little nuances Ivar had packed into it as she came across them. “He has us as one element of a larger operation that includes the rest of them for their travel north. He has several other fictitious groups on here as well. As weapon couriers, it covers anything we are traveling with as well as has lines in here for our carry and defense of the cargo, civilian clothes authorized as needed, vague and blind check in points, methods and intervals, separate routes indicated for dispersal. It goes on and on.” Sabine looked up at Ivar. “When the hell did you have time for all of this?”
At this Ivar just smiled wider. Silas however was frowning. He was in agreeance with having a paperwork smokescreen, but this took hours, hell days, to construct. They could have spent the same time getting their own departure date days earlier.
Andrea was flipping further towards the back. “Local lodging, meals and incidentals authorized for reimbursement, civilian and personally owned vehicles authorized, deadly force authorized in protection of mission assets and personnel,”
At this point Sabine interjected. “and in the medical section, full authorization to operate as a provider independent of Medical Director oversite to the full extent of knowledge, skills and training for the duration of the temporary duty.” Sabine was used to working without a net on the far edges of her protocols and training, but to have something like this? In writing? This made her similar to Nurse Practitioners with their own license. The medical addendum was even signed by the current clinic commander as her medical director. She basically had a doctor who signed a piece of paper telling her she could do whatever she felt necessary medically. This was also at the federal level so she didn’t even have to worry about state lines or guidelines! However much of the rest of this stuff was a smokescreen, this one part, the medical document in her hand, this was real, whether Ivar knew it or not. The tiny part buried deep in her that was sad about dropping out of med school to go into the military, it didn’t hurt as much now. She could help people, she could practice medicine to help people. She looked at the bottom of the document the doctor signed. ‘This document and the authorizations within are valid until specifically revoked by myself or my successor.’ Now she had to live up to being ‘Doc.’
Andrea was hip deep in the communications section, trying to follow all the twists and turns Ivar built in. He made everything so convoluted that anyone following it to try and contact one of the teams or higher headquarters would never be able to decipher the process enough to even attempt it. Ivar was a mad genius! “Ah, Ivar? Correct me if I’m wrong, but section four, where you are talking about the alternate encryption methods if the SINGARs isn’t available? It looks like your giving instructions on how to set up a WWII German five rotor Enigma machine, all the way from which rotors in what order and what patch cable to which ports.”
“Yup!” Ivar couldn’t help smiling now. All his trickiness was being appreciated. “So if someone gets hold of the document, and tries to back check your story, unless they also have a five rotor WWII Enigma, there is a very solid reason they can’t get someone to contradict your version. Besides, did they try it at the right contact times of the right hour base Z time plus or minus the offset for the day? And there is a mandatory 30 day radio blackout of operational headquarters in the op order anyway.”
Henrik and Paige were confused. They didn’t have some minor dedicated section to be amused by reading. They were trying to figure out what the overall theme was supposed to be. Paige finally asked when Ivar and Andrea paused in their radio chatter.
“So, what is all this for and what are we supposed to be in theory doing and why all this stuff? I thought we were retired and moving to our new home. This makes it sound like we are now doing some secret squirrel bullshit.” Paige’s temper was starting to spike.
“What it is, is a way to sidestep anybody trying to stop you, hijack you for some other military mission or question why you have the weapons, ammo and radio equipment you have with you.” Ivar thought it was obvious, but he had to remember these guys weren’t long time special operations and didn’t think like him.
Silas understood where Ivar was going with all of this and figured he better help him out.
“Guys, if you come across some other military or federal recovery crews who try to federalize you and drag you along to help them, or commandeer your vehicles, weapons and such, these documents will let you show you are already federal assets and assigned a high priority military mission as part of the recovery operations.”
“So you see,” Ivar picked up where Silas left off. “All this is mainly a big protective smoke screen. Oh, and if it all smooths back out, you should get a great big fat paycheck of back pay and you are retired in place when they pay you.”
Henrik was shaking his head as they were talking. “Ivar, you are one sneaky, conniving bastard. You know that, right?”
Sofia was in the kitchen and spoke up. “Now you know where Veronica gets it from.”