Story Market Day

Lone_Hawk

Resident Spook
They called it chicken but the rabbits would disappear from around the drill pad

Navy, San Diego, when ever we had Cornish Game Hens on the menu, all of the seagulls disapeared. We called them grinder birds....

But in the Navy we didn't have a go-cart track and a recruit club like you wing wipers did back then... at least they did when I passed through there in 1982...
 

Griz3752

Retired, practising Curmudgeon
Poor 4F civilian here. Did Lackland have any SF, SOG, or other sheep dipped troops there with the suppressed .22 LRs? Night time sentry removal training with live ammo?

Wonder if Paige is going to find some in stuff stored away since the '70s? Yeah, I'm an old fart.
So move over; there's a few of us here.
Remember if you weren't an old fart, your buddies would have been sorting through your kit already.
G.
 

ComCamGuy

Remote Paramedical pain in the ass
Navy, San Diego, when ever we had Cornish Game Hens on the menu, all of the seagulls disapeared. We called them grinder birds....

But in the Navy we didn't have a go-cart track and a recruit club like you wing wipers did back then... at least they did when I passed through there in 1982...


Excuse me? Four different clubs for the recruits, complete with video jukeboxes, pool tables, and I never saw a go cart track
 

Lake Lili

Veteran Member
Navy, San Diego, when ever we had Cornish Game Hens on the menu, all of the seagulls disapeared. We called them grinder birds....

When I was at university (back in the mid-80s) we had a Kentucky Fried Chicken at the campus gates... they opened for dinner at 5pm and at 2:30pm every turn (an insland seagull and general inhabitor of parking lots) would vanish... We called it Kentucky yucky (when we were being polite.)

Thanks again CCG! Enjoying the story a lot.

Lili
 

Mr Bill

Veteran Member
Back in %$#@ when I went to boot camp in San Diego there was nothing that I remember eating. No Rec room, no go cart track , Just lots of B$$l busting. Did manage to make Marksman shooting right eyed (left eye Dominate.) but that m1 kicked like a mule.
 

ComCamGuy

Remote Paramedical pain in the ass
The meal was a success all around. Everyone ate until they felt they would pop like a tick. They tried to keep the conversation light and for the most part were able to do so. They enjoyed being together and knew they would miss these times. It was an incredible Christmas all things considered. Paige looked around the group and had a revelation. She had to act. She stood up.

“Ladies and gentlemen, friends all, I need to say something.” Her gaze swept the faces now turned towards her. All of a sudden, she got nervous. She focused in on one face then another; Silas, Ivar, Veronica, Violet, then Andrea, who winked, Sabine whose eyes held a mystery she still didn’t understand, then finally Henrik. Henrik, with his warm, loving gaze. She could do this. “With the snow, I don’t want some of you to have to run out into the snow to investigate, so, here goes.” She squared up, facing Henrik. “Henrik, will you marry me, on New Year’s Eve? I don’t want to wait any longer. All our friends are here and they might not be able to be here if we wait until later. Besides I want the tax deduction for the full year.” She giggled. Paige was trembling with the emotion.

Henrik stood, a broad grin in his face. “Of course. I agree. All who are here need to be here for this! We do not know when we can be together again!” A resounding cheer rose all around. This was followed by several more rounds of drinks and toasts.

Later in the evening, Paige broke free from the festivities. She had one more thing she needed to do this evening. In the barn, she warmed up the radios.

“Redbeard, this is Sprout.”

“Redbeard, this is Sprout.”

“Redbeard, this is Sprout.”

Finally Paige got a reply.

“Sprout, this is Redbeard. It’s good to hear your voice. Hopefully things are going well for you this Christmas.” The tone of her grandfather’s voice was different; warmer, more relaxed.

“Things are quite good Redbeard. How are they on your end?”

“Better now that they were a little while ago.” There was a pause. “Are you still Echo?”

“Yes, if that’s still ok with you.” Now Paige was a little worried. Was going there still a good idea? “Is four too many?” Her biggest worry.

“Four or forty, if they are with you, I have beds for them.”

Paige’s heart soared! Did he mean it? “Careful Redbeard, otherwise you might end up with a house full.”

“As long as you vouch for them and they are willing to do a little woods work, four or forty, bring’em.” Another pause. “Any idea when?”

“I have some things to take care of here, but still looking four, initially. Maybe arrange a second sailing closer to your birthday. Me plus 3 around mom’s birthday.”

“I look forward to it. You have yourself a good Christmas, Sprout.”

“You too Redbeard.”
 

ComCamGuy

Remote Paramedical pain in the ass
The next couple of days were once again a hectic hive of activity. There was a wedding to prepare for. Sofia, Sabine and Andrea were fully engaged in menu planning with Paige and Henrik.

One of the first topics of discussion was who was doing what. Paige had been friend with Andrea the longest so would she be maid of honor but Sabine did save her life; who would be Henrik‘s best man? Had Paige and Henrik already decided these things?

This led to an interest conversation who would officiate the wedding? Paige and Henrik had talked about wanting a religious ceremony minus St. Paul but where would they get a preacher?

“So, the Base Chaplin has already left. Who can we get?” Paige posed the question.

Andrea had a sudden idea. “Hey Sabine, how about the Priest at the church you went to Mass at the other day?” This got a response she certainly wasn’t expecting.

“No!” was the forceful reply from Sabine, Veronica and Amber, all at the same time. This was followed by a quieter, more subdued explanation from Sabine.

“Sorry, Andrea, it just won’t work. First, both Paige and Henrik would have to be Catholic, which takes some time. Next, there are classes and meetings with the Priest that must be held. This process takes months as well. Getting married in the Catholic Church is a long drawn-out process and just couldn’t happen within the timeframe we are looking at.”

Amber didn’t intend to speak out, she just reacted. She was really surprised at how calm Sabine explained the most official part of the problem with having the Priest in town officiating the wedding. She also wondered at Veronica’s reaction. She would have to speak to her later about it.

Violet sensing all the tension looked up from her computer “Hey I got a credit card and spotty internet access; I can be a minister in about 10 minutes and $37.50. I’ll officiate the wedding. ”

Pillows came flying at her from all direction but it did spark a few ideas to discuss later.

“Or would you rather I sing?” asked Violet as she ducked and weaved around the barrage of pillows.

“Hey that’s my threat! I do know more songs, after all.” came the response from Petra

A barrage of pillows was let go at Petra.

The day went on with more planning of the menu, cleaning, preparing, figuring and who’s who. As the day slowly turned into night the gang ended up around the fire pit with a drink. Sabine pulled out her guitar and was playing quietly, accompanied by the night birds.

Paige pulled Andrea aside, “We have been friends for a long time, you are the first friend I made when I got here, you sat by my bed when I was hurt. Without you, Sabine would not be in our lives so she would not have been there to save me. You are the kindest, gentlest person I know but don’t let someone hurt someone you love. You will become the fiercest. You will give a stranger the shirt off you back to make them feel welcome in our home. What I am trying to say is I love you and could think of no other to be my Maid of Honor.”

Andrea was ecstatic! She had never been someone’s Maid-of-Honor before! “Of course, I will !!” In her excitement she hardly thought of the extra work she had just accepted.

Henrik approached Sabine and whispered in her ear. “Can we take a little walk?”

Sabine turned a mock suspicious eye towards him. “I don’t know, one of the last one of these you did, you proposed to Paige. I can save you a walk. I won’t marry you.”

Henrik looked a little uncomfortable and maybe even a little embarrassed. “No, I wasn’t going to propose. Please?”

Sabine was now curious. “OK, let’s take a walk.”

Out in the snowy field behind the house they walked. It took some time for Henrik to get the courage or the words to ask his question.

“Sabine, without you here, everything would have gone horribly wrong. Paige would have died, I would be in jail for breaking into the brig to kill Frickel, and so many other things.”

He paused again. “I believe what you told me that night. I told no one else what you said after I proposed to Paige. I know it was one hundred percent protective of her and I know one hundred percent you would do it. I hope to never make you question my love, intent or actions towards her.”

He took a deep breath, “ Will you stand beside me and keep me on this narrow path to give Paige the man she deserves? Will you be my Best Man for the wedding?”

Sabine was floored. A part of her still thought Henrik didn’t like her. Another part was worried she had poisoned that well of friendship with the death threat when he proposed. Maybe it made it stronger. It took a moment to find her voice.

“Yes, I will.”
 
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ted

Veteran Member
Dammit! You learned the way of a hairpin curve on a 80 mph stretch of road! Now I will be in a neck brace for a week at least...LOL

Thank you!
 

Griz3752

Retired, practising Curmudgeon
Dammit! You learned the way of a hairpin curve on a 80 mph stretch of road! Now I will be in a neck brace for a week at least...LOL

Thank you!
BUT that's better than 'in traction' right?
I was strapped in, helmet & all, so .......

You're right though; I think he likes to try to make us fall out of our chairs.
 
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ComCamGuy

Remote Paramedical pain in the ass
One day, Ivar, Veronica and Henrik went hunting up in one of the training areas. They were looking for Mule deer for the wedding feast. Well, Ivar and Veronica were hunting, Henrik found out quite early he was along for area knowledge and lifting and toting. He was watching those two hunting, trying to pick up as many tips, tricks and techniques as he could. He felt like a bumbling clod following in the trail of these two ghosts in the woods.

Once the deer was found and harvested, the work began in earnest. Rather than simply field dressing the animal, Veronica and Ivar began breaking the carcass down much farther. The main meaty elements were removed and bundled along with the heart and the liver. They opened the skull and bagged the brains separately. The hide was separated carefully as another bundle to carry.

This was much different than the simple process Henrik and Paige were learning from Andrea. All of this was hot and sweaty work with a tree for a rack and plastic tarps for meat wraps. Big cuts of meat, ribs, roasts, none of the small delicate steaks and such Andrea did in the barn. When the three of them were done, there was little left but the head, spine and some other bones plus internal organs.

When Henrik asked about the different technique, Ivar motioned to Veronica to explain.

“We take only what we are going to use. All the rest we leave for the good of the other creatures here in the forest. It will nourish more life here instead of ending up in some landfill.”

Henrik thought about it some and nodded before asking more. “So, that much I get, but why did we take the brains?”

Veronica smiled and pointed to Ivar. “He’s still teaching me how to brain tan the hide. Each animal was designed by God with just enough brains to tan their own hide.”

This was both comforting and disturbing to Henrik.
 
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Griz3752

Retired, practising Curmudgeon
Navy, San Diego, when ever we had Cornish Game Hens on the menu, all of the seagulls disapeared. We called them grinder birds....

But in the Navy we didn't have a go-cart track and a recruit club like you wing wipers did back then... at least they did when I passed through there in 1982...
A guy I knew from The Parachute Regiment told me he was RTB after "a bit of a weekender" & saw some Royal Catering Corps (I think - is there such a unit designation?) leaving the grounds of some large old church with wriggling sacks of "something" and squab appeared on the menu. Apparently it was thought to be quite a treat.

I guess such falls under the general heading of foraging. Pretty sure I read about a British Foraging Corps in the 17-1800s; if the supply lines are long, it would make sense.

I don't recall go-cart tracks on any facility but I'm officially an Old Fart....... Anything like a track was just the perimeter of the grassy area where we did callisthenics, rain or shine; there's nothing like doing push ups in a 3"-deep puddle but I'm certain most of us remember that joy!
 
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ComCamGuy

Remote Paramedical pain in the ass
One day later, Ivar, Veronica and Henrik went hunting up in one of the training areas. They were looking for Mule deer for the wedding feast. Well, Ivar and Veronica were hunting, Henrik found out quite early it was probably best he act as guide for area, lifting and toting. He was watching those two hunting, trying to pick up as many tips, tricks and techniques as he could. He felt like a bumbling clod following in the trail of these two ghosts in the woods.

It didn’t take long for them to find a deer since the population of deer had increased due to the decrease of hunters. Veronica took the first shot and the deer fell. They arrived at the deer to find it went through the heart and lung. Veronica knelt down beside it to make sure it was dead and to say a pray. She was pleased it was quick death. She hated to see any animal suffer needlessly. Henrik started to approach but was stopped by Ivar who stood silently watching with her his hand folded in prayer. He was proud of his daughter. She still remembered the important lessons.

Veronica stood up calling, “you guys going to come down here and help me field dress this guy? I already did the hard work”

At this Ivar knew it time get down to business; field dress the guy and let his spirit move through some good tasting meat.

“Ok daughter, you shot it, so you’re in charge. what do want us to do.”

“Well, Yeti, let’s get it hauled up from that tree so we can get to work.”

Ivar and Veronica both pull out bags, skinning knives, ropes and hand saw.

Rather than the simply field dressing the animal, Veronica and Ivar began breaking the carcass down much farther.

Draining it was followed by opening the main cavity and removing the internals. While Ivar was sorting the organs into a keep pile and a leave pile, Veronica had Henrik rub down the inside of the torso with handfuls of snow to cool the meat down and rinse it out. Veronica was doing most of the knife work.

She separated the hide from the meat while it was hanging. She had Henrik pull as she worked the hide free. Once it was separated, Ivar started scrubbing the inside of the inside of the hide down with snow.

They removed the shoulders and haunches, wrapping them into four large separate bundles. The backstraps were next, followed by the tough part; the ribs. Ivar and Henrik held the torso while Veronica used a hand saw to work through the ribs at the spine.

When the three of them were done, there was little left but the head, spine and some other bones plus some of the internal organs.

When Henrik asked about the different technique, Ivar motioned to Veronica to explain.

“We take only what we are going to use. All the rest we leave for the good of the other creatures here in the forest. It will nourish more life here instead of ending up in some landfill. For the wedding feast, we need the large cuts of meat and this way we also only have to carry the stuff we want and need.”

Henrik thought about it some and nodded before asking more. “So, that much I can understand, but why did we take the brains?”

Veronica smiled and pointed to Ivar. “He’s still teaching me how to brain tan the hide. Each animal was designed by God with just enough brains to tan their own hide. You end up mixing it into a slurry to massage into the hide. There is a whole process, but I’m still not very good at it yet.”

Ivar smiled at her. “It’s ok, it took me years to get decent at it. You still have a stack of these at the house. One of these days you are going to have to decide what you want to do with them. Maybe you can have your Mom make a shirt or two like the one Amber gave Sabine.”

“I have several elk hides at the house in Utah. I’m going to do a shirt out of one of them’ Veronica thought a moment or two. “Maybe two of them, one wool lined so I have a summer one and a winter one.”

All of this made Henrik a little off. He never thought about doing any of this. He was used to hunting, getting the game for the meat and pressing on. Maybe it was his upbringing. Hunting seemed like a religious experience with Ivar and Veronica. He knew in the future he would be more focused and respectful of the animals he hunted.
 

ComCamGuy

Remote Paramedical pain in the ass
Andrea was working overtime at wedding preparations. She was working with Sofia and Violet to get a bunch of different components to fly in formation. Sofia was in charge of attire for those not wearing a uniform. This would be Veronica, Amber, herself, and Jennifer. It was Paige and Henrik’s call. The thinking was with impending retirement, it might be the last opportunity to wear their full dress uniforms. Besides, it was the military that brought them together. Sofia was able to scrounge up an additional Marine dress uniform for Violet, but Veronica was Air Force and the resources just weren’t there.

Violet was tasked with decorations. From the archway they would be in front of, to the flowers (plastic or paper), she was in charge. Andrea was skeptical until she saw the origami flowers and swans Violet made from simple typing paper. Violet took a lot of joy in teaching Jennifer how to make them so she could help Violet. This kept Jennifer engaged and freed up Jonas for other tasks.

Silas and Jonas were working the other construction elements for the wedding. The location chosen would be the field behind the house. It was large enough, private and had the right feel, according to the bride. A trellis archway needed built, benches for the audience and a small platform for the ceremony to happen on all needed constructed.

All the preparation was designed in ways to prevent the bride and groom from having to construct their own wedding. Petra was tasked to keep Paige busy with the trailer project and the other vehicle preparations. Veronica and Ivar were keeping Henrik busy hunting and gathering.

In some ways, Sabine and Amber were the odd ones out. Well, Sabine really. Amber would wander about, helping where she could, mostly with the inside preps. Many times it was running errands with Sabine to get more of this or that.

Sabine was trying to oversee everything and keep Paige and Henrik from worrying about anything. She knew what she needed to do to help Sofia and Andrea with the food. Her part of the food she could do with her eyes closed. It was the other parts she was stressing about.

Her duties as the Groom’s ‘Best Man’ were a bit fuzzy. In olden times, the position was usually the best fighter of the clan, responsible for capturing and containing the bride from the targeted village. Fortunately, times have moved past that. These days, the position has devolved to getting the groom there on time and properly attired. Those wouldn’t be hard tasks. The other modern tradition was the Bachelor Party organization. She worked on the problem for some time in her head until she finally had to get it figured out. She gathered the men together, minus Henrik.

“OK, guys. We need to talk about the Bachelor Party.”

The assembled group looked at one another. No one had given it much thought. This was apparent to Sabine by their expressions. She continued.

“The tradition started all the way back with the Spartans with a dinner and toasting. Most people these days think of a riotous party with strippers, hookers and debauchery, floating on a sea of alcohol. Well, that won’t work here.”

“With everything collapsing, ‘strippers-are-us’ isn’t answering their phone and the other prospects won’t work either. I’m the Master of Ceremonies, so it’s not me. Andrea is the MC for Paige’s party, so she is out. That leaves a scant field of women, all of which are related to one of you, so I am making the call. No strippers.”

Everyone was silent for a few as they thought through her reasoning. Sabine continued.

“All of you have been married for many years. I am proposing a gathering with alcohol and cards. We sit around, play cards, drink, and advise the newest initiate to ranks of the married on the perils and pitfalls he should avoid to have a safe, successful and happy marriage. Any objections to my plan?” Her gaze swept the room. No one objected. “Good, now we don’t have much time and a lot to get done. Anyone need extra help, let me know.”

They all file out. The last one is Silas. He waited behind to speak to Sabine if she needed to talk to someone. He had come to recognize the signs of nervousness and apprehension in her. Sabine saw him stay behind and approached him, her tentative smile back on her face.

“It’s OK, Silas. I’m the dealer and don’t intend to drink. I will let you guys fill him in on married life.” She slid a hand across his shoulder and gave him a small hug. “But I appreciate your concern. You don’t know how much it means to me.”
 

Cohickman

Veteran Member
Merry Christmas CCG. Thanks for this wonderful distraction from everyday doldrums. Take the week off and enjoy the family. We will still be here next year.
 

ComCamGuy

Remote Paramedical pain in the ass
Merry Christmas CCG. Thanks for this wonderful distraction from everyday doldrums. Take the week off and enjoy the family. We will still be here next year.


Thank you and everyone who has been reading all along. Trying to split myself three ways and keep things moving along. I still have 178 pages of part one to finish the current draft of and get it over to my outside editor and she wants to work on it over the holidays. plus, keeping part three going. My in house editor has been quite busy and I may go back to posting the first draft instead of her initial edits just to keep giving you guys something.
 
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ComCamGuy

Remote Paramedical pain in the ass
It was the night before the wedding. Two parties were going on at the same time. Andrea was holding hers in the house. Lots of drinking, and not too far into the evening, the topic was shifted to sex. This wasn’t a big surprise to anyone who knew Andrea; she had no modesty and enjoyed making others blush, since they were all friends here. Giggling, laughter and lewd descriptions were the norm. The only ones not participating were Sofia and Jennifer. All involved felt eight years old was a bit too young for Andrea at full power in a bachelorette party. Sofia volunteered to play mom for the evening. Those two were chilling out, watching movies and eating homemade ice cream.

Meanwhile, Sabine was playing dealer and bartender for the men. She nudged the conversation here and there. The theme was what to do to make and keep a marriage successful. Sabine seemed to know just what to ask Ivar or Silas to pull forth the next words of wisdom. From stories about when each realized they were in love with their significant other, how they proposed, first fights, first significant problems, all with how they moved through them.

Jenson wasn’t as talkative. The wound was still too fresh. He did add things here and there, though. Many times, he would smile just a little and differed to the other since in his words “I only had ten years, you guys have more experience to tell”. This was also the prompt for Sabine to top off his drink. She was good at sleight of hand as well. She was watering his drinks quite a bit so he didn’t get too hammered.

Both parties were a resounding success.

At the end of the parties, everyone went their separate ways to get some sleep. One of the changes for the night was sleeping arraignments. The Bride and Groom were segregated. With all the people staying there after the dual drunkfests, it took a bit of shuffling, but Veronica had a solution. Paige was sleeping in Sabine’s place upstairs with Andrea. The Jensons were in the fourth bedroom upstairs. Veronica and Violet were on the their norma place on the couch. That left Sabine and Petra. Veronica reminded Sabine about the tent on top of her G-Wagon. It was in the barn and had a small heater for it.

Sabine liked the idea. She would have liked it even more if it would have been just herself in the tent. Her head was still a bit in turmoil after an evening of hearing all the positive ways and good things for a marriage, all the time trying to avoid comparing them in their absence to her own wreck of a marriage. The bottles she was bartending with were tempting the whole night but she fought the urge to swim to the bottom of one. All of that was behind her. She had to focus on the positives for her friends. She had to be Sabine.

Sabine used the small bathroom in the barn to change clothes. Clad in her running shorts and tank top, she climbed the ladder to the tent. After she unzipped the side, she saw it was more spacious than she suspected. Her tent mate was curled up on the far side. It looked like Petra was already sacked out. She was even slightly snoring. Sabine slid under the covers. All the stress of the the day’s activities and the week long build up had her exhausted. She was out almost as soon as her head hit the pillow.
 

ComCamGuy

Remote Paramedical pain in the ass
The room was pitch black. Sabine was curled up to Andrea’s naked back, her hand draped across Andrea’s side. Her fingers were grazing Andrea’s stomach, fingertips playing with her bellybutton ring…………Bellybutton Ring? Wait. That’s not right.

Sabine’s eyes snapped open at a voice that wasn’t Andrea’s.

“If you do anything more, Andrea might get jealous and I might have to rethink my life choices.” Petra’s voice wasn’t startled or uncomfortable, unlike the embarrassed emotions rushing to Sabine’s forefront.

Sabine was surprised the whole tent wasn’t lit up bright red with how hard she was blushing. A small part of her mind made note that it had been a long time since she had blushed like this.

“I’m sorry, Petra. I should have been more careful of what I do in my sleep.”

Peta chuckled. “It’s ok. I understand. You must have gotten cold. I put out enough heat to frikken boil a bathtub full of water when I sleep. That’s why I rarely end up wearing anything when I sleep.”

“Still, I should have contained myself.” Sabine countered.

“Whatever. You curled up to me to keep warm. Don’t make it into a big deal. We’re good.” Petra yawned and rolled back over.

Sabine mumbled another apology and exited the tent. As she was making her way from the barn to the house, she saw Veronica and Violet sitting beside the firepit. The sun was barely up but these two were already out here. They seemed a little worse for wear from the night before. Both had large steaming mugs of coffee Sabine could smell from where she was standing.

“So, you guys are up early.”

Violet was the first to reply to Sabine. “Yeah, well with the past several months practice drinking at Veronica’s, we were able to avoid being too blasted. Besides, this way we got to the coffee first.”

Sabine joined them for a few moments. “So how did the rest of the party go?”

“About how you would expect it to go with Andrea in charge. She kept the booze flowing and Paige bright red most of the night.” Veronica held out her mug towards Sabine as she spoke. Sabine gratefully took a swallow or two of the coffee before realizing it was well laced with Irish Cream.

Sabine went inside to get dressed for the day. She still had food to prepare and final adjustments to her uniform before this afternoon’s ceremony.
 
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