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The 'Biggest' Jokes in America:
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The 'Biggest' Jokes in America:
- Lindsey Graham is going to ‘get to the bottom of this’.
- The bona fides of Obama’s birth certificate.
- The Federal Reserve Bank is a government agency.
- Obama’s presidential portrait.
- Identifying as the opposite sex was contemplated in the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
- John McCain was a war hero.
- The ‘Green New Deal’
- Epstein killed himself.
- Jerry Nadler’s expertise as a chairman.
- The official COVID statistics.
- John Kerry is a patriot.
- The Warren Report.
- Chris Cuomo is professional journalist.
- The plight of the spotted owl.
- George Bush I (CIA) had nothing to do with the Kennedy assassination and Reagan attempt.
- Constitutional ‘textualism’ vs. ‘original understanding’
- There are over 8,000 tons of gold belonging to the USA in Fort Knox.
- Microsoft did not pirate any of its software.
- COVID is an organically-produced virus, which coincidentally arose with the inversion of the bond yields and collapse of the Repo market; and is not cover for simultaneous massive increases in the money supply.
- The ‘MeToo Movement’.
- Mail-in voting should be allowed in the election of 2020.
- The poise and elegance of Michelle Obama
- The official report of the attack of 911.
- Dr. Anthony Fauci is the greatest medical talent in the country.
- The veracity of the reporting of Rachel Maddow.
- 56 of Hillary’s friends and colleagues committed suicide.
- The commercial viability of solar power.
- Colin Powel, of ‘weapons of mass destruction’ fame, is not going to vote for Trump in 2020.
- ‘Global Warming’
- The summer sabbatical of Jimmy Kimmel is not due to his black face episodes.
- Ted Kennedy cared about women.
- Adam Schiff has evidence that Trump ‘colluded’ with Russia.‘
- The 10th Amendment to the Constitution.
- CNN is a news agency.
- US Treasuries are AAA-rated paper.
- ‘Feel the Bern’.
- Biden is hunkered down in his basement due to COVID.
- ‘Pregnant Chad’ counts as a vote.
- The sagacity of the twenty-something AOC
- The opioid epidemic just happened to coincide with America’s (CIA’s) control of Afghanistan.
- The economics of shale oil production.
- It is OK for Biden to extort Ukraine, but not for Trump to inquire about it.
- The Federal Reserve Bank ignores its charter and invests in securities other than US Treasuries.
- Rap is music.
- There is nothing suspicious about JFK, jr’s death; it was a coincidence that both he and Hillary were running for NY senator at the time.
- Churches are not essential, but liquor stores are.
- Stacey Abrams is the real governor of Georgia.
- Feinstein did not know that her office manager was a Chinese spy.
- The relocation of COVID patients into nursing homes by certain Democrat governors was not contrived or orchestrated.
- It is a coincidence that Congressmen have been relatively silent about Biden, Pelosi and Kerry’s pay-for-play operations in Ukraine, China, etc.
- The wisdom of adding ethanol to gasoline.
- During the late 19th and early 20th century, Immigrants processed through Ellis Island each received a box of ‘white privilege’.
- The Kenyan President had every right to bypass the Congress in issuing certain of his executive orders.
- Russia hacked the DNC computer server.
- Trump rallies are dangerous as attendees do not wear masks; but Democrat rioting, looting and destroying is an acceptable expression of the 1st Amendment.
- Google, Twitter and Fakebook are not censoring conservative view points.
- Justice John Roberts is not compromised.
- Hillary’s unsecured computer server was an oversight.
- The Dow Jones is an indictor of how robust the US economy is.
- The honorable John Bolton has every right to publish his book in time for the 2020 campaign.
- There was nothing wrong with John Brennan,(CIA-foreign), spying on the US Senate.
- The safety of compact fluorescent light bulbs.
- It is highly probable that on 911, 2 commercial airliners collided with 2 buildings and 3 buildings collapsed perfectly within their footprints in controlled demolition fashion.
- Hillary’s black limousine is not a converted ambulance.
- Al Gore invented the Internet.
- The war in Syria has nothing to do with a proposed pipeline from Qatar to Bulgaria/Europe.
- The sons of Biden, Pelosi and Kerry made killings in Ukraine and China due to their respective expertise.
- Pallets of bricks and bottles of gasoline just happened to appear at the BLM/ANTIFA riots.
- John Brennan, Huma Abedin and Vallerie Jarrett are not connected with the Muslim Brotherhood, et al.
- There is wisdom in defunding and disbanding the police.
- Not enough money and effort has been spent on welfare programs, including Affirmative Action and urban development to help Blacks.
- Obama, Hillary and McCain had nothing to do with the founding and supplying of ISIS.
- There is nothing suspicious about the fire at the Clinton home in Chappaqua.
- The Food and Drug Administration is monitoring all of that stuff in processed food that you can not pronounce.
- As a practical matter, crooked bankers are subject to prosecution under the law.
- It’s cheaper to live in Texas, where you continue to pay outrageous property taxes after you retire from employment.
- There is nothing to be concerned about in that a significant amount of US food is prohibited in many foreign countries.
- The wisdom of using Vibrio vulnificus (flesh eating bacteria) to treat sewage and pollution, and dispelling the affluent into public waterways.
- Rev Al Sharpton is concerned with the welfare of the souls of his flock.
- The viability of the Nation of CHAZ-CHOP.
- The integrity of the US Judicial system, including SCOTUS.
- The accomplishments of Hillary Clinton
- The value of Congressional hearings.
- The honor and moral turpetude of the Democrat Party.
- The 1st Amendment to the Constitution.
- There are more than 2 genders.
- Bill Gates' concern about the health of the world population.
- Equal justice under the law.
- The honesty and integrity of the Dinosaur Media.
- Political correctness trumps truth and reason.
- Divorce attorneys are concerned primarily with the best interests of the children.
- The reliability of the statistics published by the Depts. of Labor and Commerce.
- Reparation paid to non-slaves by non-slave owners.
- Honor in America.
- The honesty of Chuck Schumer.
- Immigration laws.
- The frugality of the Pentagon (soon to be, Hexagon?).
- Doctors obtaining patents on taxpayer-funded vaccine development.
- The intelligence and speaking eloquence of Pelosi and Biden.
- The honor given to the oath of office by most Federal politicians.
- For most, the words: "until death do us part".
- The free market system.
- George Soros is a philanthropist.
- The annual Federal Budget.
- Post-1812 US wars were to foster democracy.
- The crime of perjury in Washington D.C.
- The cost-benefit relationship of most bachelors degrees.
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